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Black XIX: "FRee Iraq!!"
The MudCave ^ | 9 April 2003 | Mudboy Slim

Posted on 04/09/2003 8:00:05 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim

"FRee Iraq!!"
(To be sung to Bob Seger's "Like a Rock")

Strength and Boldness...Whuppin' Lib'ral Scum!!
Ignorance is Legion...DemRATS're Sleazy BUMS!!
We fight fer FReedom...Right's never been this strong...FRee Iraq!!

Left's like pre-teens...RATS don't have a CLUE!!
Libs LOATHE our FReedoms...Ignorant Poltroons!!
Folks, Right is Winning...Socialists Dispair!! FReepers ROCK!!

These days're heady...our Fight's 'tween Wrong and Right!!
Our Noble Purpose...the World we shall Enlight!!
Right must hold firmly...'cuz FReedom's Worth the Fight!!
FReedom ROCKS!!

FReepers ROCK!! RightWing's Strong 'cuz we are FRee!!
FReep Iraq!! Liberate the WHOLE MidEast!!
FRee Iraq, Sheeple Blossom When FRee...FRee Iraq!!

God is GOOD, God is Great!! In His Hands we trust our Fate!!
Reject Left's hustlers and RATS' schemes!!
Right stand proud...Right stand tall...Left's about to Fall!!!
MUD still believes in his dreams!!

(ConservativeMusician and/or the BigMan killin' it on guitar...MUD on pie-anny)

Forty years, Lord...Where'd they go?!
Forty years...I'm gittin' old!!
Still, we're fightin' against...Clinton's SCUM!!

And sometimes late at night...ohhh, when I'm FReepin' by candlelight...
The tunes come to me and All IS Right!!
And I recall...I recall....

FRee Iraq!! FReedom's the World's Fate!!
FReepers ROCK!! Shrink the Fed'ralist State!!
Like Iraq!! The World We'll Liberate...like Iraq!!

FReepers ROCK!!! Treason's why we FReep Slick!!
RATS're "shocked"...Left's arses Right Shall Kick!!
Like Iraq, the Righteous Win AGAIN...Like Iraq!!

Mudboy Slim (2 months before the Big Four-Oh!!)

BTW...RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.


TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Foreign Affairs; Government; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Philosophy; US: Kansas; US: North Carolina; US: Virginia; United Kingdom; War on Terror
KEYWORDS: freenations; leagueof; liberateiraq; reimpeachclinton
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To: Mudboy Slim
Very nice, Mud. I like it.
901 posted on 04/25/2003 7:53:47 PM PDT by poet
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To: poet
Muchas gracias, mi amigo...good to see you.

FReegards...MUD

902 posted on 04/25/2003 9:19:58 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim (DemonRATS continue to Defend the Indefensibile and Assail the Unassailable!!)
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To: jla; Mudboy Slim
I WANT a good Air-brush artist. In fact, I want any manner or means of an artist at the moment!!!

I am props mistress for a show opening tomorrow night. It's costing €60,000 so it's semi-professional. (I fit into the semi bracket!!).

I've nigh on prostituted myself this week to get painting jobs done on props. I've even made an articial salmon myself!!! (DON'T ask!!)

People have fingers and toes crossed for me tomorrow night (Opening night!). I do this stuff voluntarily, but I want it RIGHT. (there are many professionals who don't do as thorough a job, as I.) Next year, I'm going back on stage. It's easier.
903 posted on 04/25/2003 9:31:02 PM PDT by Happygal
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To: Happygal
"It's costing €60,000"

Please excuse my ignorance, but how's that translate into dollars?

Good luck on the grand opening...sounds like quite a production!!

"Next year, I'm going back on stage."

BACK on stage, eh?! Verrrry interesting...what kinda stuff have you done in this regard in the past?! I'd heard you had a nice singing voice, but do you act, too?!

FReegards...MUD

904 posted on 04/25/2003 9:36:18 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim (DemonRATS continue to Defend the Indefensibile and Assail the Unassailable!!)
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To: Mudboy Slim; jla
€60,000 is about $60,000.

So it's not a school play.

And hell yeah, do I act and sing? Hoo yeah! *S* (Ask Jeff...he knows. He's got a couple of audio CD's from me in performance, I think!)
905 posted on 04/25/2003 9:40:40 PM PDT by Happygal
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To: Mudboy Slim
"...good to see you."

Mud, at my age, it's good to be seen 8>)

Here's one I just finished the other day:

All That, And More

He Is all that, and more,
though they pierced Him to the core,
in His darkest hour He forgave,
as they sent Him to His grave

Little did they know,
that it would avail them naught,
for His Spirit would glow,
while theirs rot

He clasped His hands,
bent His knees,
said, Father, if you please,
take this cup from my lips,
I will endure the whips,
your will, not mine, be done,
I am your obedient Son.

He will bestow His grace,
upon all who enter His place,
He has an open door
into which willing Souls may pour

He is my Redeemer and Savior,
I pray I find favor,
that I am worthy of His grace,
that He will hold me,
In His Sweet Embrace
Copyright © 2003 By John J. Lindsay. All Rights Reserved.
April 22, 2003



906 posted on 04/25/2003 9:42:45 PM PDT by poet
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To: All
"Clinton Holds Secret War Meetings with Tony Blair!!"

This is unprecedented in the Annals of American Presidential History...Clinton is an ABSOLUTE TRAITOR!!

SHEEEESH...MUD

907 posted on 04/25/2003 9:49:43 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim (DemonRATS continue to Defend the Indefensibile and Assail the Unassailable!!)
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To: Happygal; jla
"Ask Jeff...he knows."

He's the one who gave me the excellent reviews on yer singin' voice, HG...MUD

908 posted on 04/25/2003 9:51:09 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim (DemonRATS continue to Defend the Indefensibile and Assail the Unassailable!!)
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To: Mudboy Slim
And I've played a variety of roles from 'Miss Hannigan' in 'Annie' to the housekeeper in 'Man of La Mancha', to ...too many to pick 'em all out.


I can sing, act..and (believe it or not!) dance! And I can do props, and change sets...and I've learned to use a jigsaw this week!! So anyone who needs fret work doin', I'm yer woman!! ;-)
909 posted on 04/25/2003 9:51:28 PM PDT by Happygal
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To: poet
"He is my Redeemer and Savior,
I pray I find favor,
that I am worthy of His grace,
that He will hold me,
In His Sweet Embrace."

Wonderful job, my good FRiend...and dittoes!!

Utmost FReegards...MUD

910 posted on 04/25/2003 9:54:08 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim (DemonRATS continue to Defend the Indefensibile and Assail the Unassailable!!)
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To: Matt Drudge; quidam; M. Thatcher; Trixie; Admin Moderator; Clinton's a liar; Jim Robinson
Just got done watching Matt Drudge on CSPAN a few minutes ago...interesting to hear Matt's version of his falling out with FR.com. While I'm sure it wasn't the only thing that drove Drudge to de-link FreeRepublic from the DrudgeReport, Matt--who's only 36, BTW--mentioned the story about SlickWillie's alleged illegitimate child in Arkansas as the last straw that caused him to de-link us. Apparently, some renegade FReepers posted links to Drudge's story about the "love child"--who happened to be half-African-American--and started making racial jokes. I do not remember the specific incident, but I can't help but wonder if the more stringent AdminModerator policy FR.com's developed over the years shouldn't give Matt pause to reconsider linking FR.com to his page?!

When I first started FReepin' a few years ago, I had heard Connie Hair--aka Clinton's a Liar--on Rush Limbaugh talking about this website called "FreeRepublic.com." At about the same time, I had heard about the Drudge Report--also from Rush's show--and quickly became addicted to clickin' on the DrudgeReport to find out about the latest news, then clickin' on Matt's link to FR.com to discuss the days' events with my newfound FReeper FRiends. I did this day after day, week after week, month after month, so when Matt decided to de-link FR.com, I couldn't help but to take it somewhat personally!! Matt continued to link to LeftWing nutjobs like Joe Conason and the HildaBeast, so I couldn't understand why he would be so thin-skinned about what some random FReepers had to say about Matt, especially when Drudge remained so cordial with folks like the DeeCee FReepers. I figgered Matt must have a financial stake in "Trixie" Goldberg's lucianne.com, as her conservative chat site continued to be linked to the DrudgeReport, but I've never seen evidence for OR against that assumption.

Anyway, I dutifully removed the DrudgeReport from my "Favorites" and even went so far as to parody LedZeppelin's "The Crunge" into a none-too-flattering song about Drudge, all the while sending an occasional email to Matt asking that he reconsider re-linking US to his website. I don't know why it has continued to bother me except to say it's kinda embarrassing when someone like Drudge considers FR.com to be too far out there on the Right...LOL!!

Anyway, it was good to see Matt this evening...he did a great job with Brian Lamb and a bunch of callers who weren't all that pleased with Drudge's viewpoints on stuff. He kept the tone positive despite some folks who'd like to have drug down into a mud-rasslin' contest based on their comments...he appeared to have really grown over the years into a deep-thinking individual compared the the "shock-jock" image I used to have of him.

FReegards...MUD

BTW...Matt, if you still find time to lurk at all, I still think yer WRONG in not re-linkin' FR.com...we've grown up a bit, too!!

911 posted on 04/25/2003 10:18:26 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim (DemonRATS continue to Defend the Indefensibile and Assail the Unassailable!!)
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To: Happygal
Purty impressive, my FRiend, although I've known how to use a jigsaw since I wuz a young'un...LOL!! The more I learn about the "secret lives" of the CelebrityJudges, the more impressed I become about the caliber of the folks I have the honor of FReepin' with!!

Break a leg tomorrow...MUD

912 posted on 04/25/2003 10:22:15 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim (DemonRATS continue to Defend the Indefensibile and Assail the Unassailable!!)
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To: Cyber-Band; EdZep; Joe Montana; Paul Cruce; FallGuy
"Ol' Waco"
(To be sung to Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young's "Ohio")

Kids bin slaughtered and Clinton's bloody...
The blame it is all Slick's own...
That April, Bill fried the cheeeldren...
Scores dead in Ol' Waco!!
Folks, we shan't bow to him...Righteous shall detach Slick's crown...
Shouldda RESIGNED long ago...
What did Slick do when "Reno" blitzkreig'd the Carmel Compound?!
Rapist-in-Chief cheered his 'HO!!!!

La la la la la la la la...
La la la la la la la...
La la la la la la la la...
La la la la la la la...

Sic Semper Tyrannis...FReepers, we must force Slick out!!!
History shall record it so!!
What did Med'yuh do when 78 folks were torched to the ground?!
How could Gore run when he know'd?!

Kids BUTCHERED by Clinton's bombin'...
Why DID we raze Kosovo?!!
War Criminals demand Justice!!
[Thousands of] Serbs dead in Kosovo...
Kids dead in Kosovo...
Four dead in Ohio?!
Scores dead in Ol' Waco!! How many more?!!
Why weren't the Sheeple told?!
IGNORE LEFT'S MEDYUH WHORE'D!!!

Mudboy Slim

913 posted on 04/25/2003 11:08:14 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim (DemonRATS continue to Defend the Indefensibile and Assail the Unassailable!!)
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To: Landru; sultan88; conservativemusician; leadpenny; FreeTheHostages; goldilucky; stand watie
"Bill Clinton"
(To be sung to the Allman Brother Band's "Melissa")

RATS' HO's seem to come and go...yeah!
Slick Willie LIES from coast to coast,
Rapin' many...trustin' none!!
Killing children, 'cuz it's fun...
But Right knows Slick's Commie SCUM, Let's Git Bill Clinton!!
Ummmm...Hmmmmmm...

Left stains, DemRATS think Slick's sane...RATS LOVE Hussein!!
Justice knows Bill Clinton RAPES!!
Still, Bubba fears Slim's lonely fight...
There Shall Be Justice 'cuz Slick LIED!!
Good Patriots FReep RATS' Chi-Com spies...Let's FReep Bill Clinton!!
Uhhhmmmmm...hmmmmmmmm...

My FRiends, a new morning dawns...
Yeah, Slick he's on the run...
MUD keeps fightin' 'cuz he cares...
Care enough to DO YER SHARE!!
Reject Left's Fear and Judge'im...Roll on...Roll on!!

RAT-whore'd, will Libs ever let Slick go?!! Lord knows...
Shall more DIE while Clinton Rolls?!
Will RATS see Slick's feet of clay?!
Wellstone's Spirit stole away!!
But MUD knows that Slick Shall Pay...We'll Git Bill Clinton!!
Yes, I know that Right holds sway...Truth'll Git Bill Clinton!!
Oh yeah...ummmmmmmm...
Folks, I know that Slick Shall Pay...FReepers, GIT Bill Clinton!!!

FReegards...MUD

243 posted on 11/02/2002 9:45 AM EST by Mudboy Slim

BTW...CM, I know you like "Whuppin' Post" fer ABB's contribution to "BubbaLee's Justice!!", but I think we can make this one work even better.

914 posted on 04/25/2003 11:39:05 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim (DemonRATS continue to Defend the Indefensibile and Assail the Unassailable!!)
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To: Mudboy Slim
"FRiends of Slick Willie"
(To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Friend of the Devil")

We abhor Butch Reno...and we'll take Slick Willie down.
Honor 'tis to FReep fer Right till Big Guv'ment's not around.
Ya think I'm funnin' as I make my rhymes...
But friends of Slick Willie ain't no FRiends of mine!!
Leftist HO's defend Slick's Blight...
TREASON's why we FReep tonigh-ight!!

Clinton is Pure Evil, knaves...Slick snowed Dem-Medyuh shills!!
Cowed the Right from action...let's be Brave and DETHRONE Bill!!
Future's Sunny, but we'll first smite Slime...
No friend of Bill Clinton is a FRiend of mine!!
Leftists know Clinton's not Right...
Justice's why we FReep...tonigh-ight!!

I drove on up to DeeCee...brain-dead Lib'rals fought me there.
Took my hard-earned dollar bill but I vanquished their PUNK, Terry.
Think I'm funnin' but I know what's Right...
DemFriends of Bill Clinton shall be Doin' Time!!
I set goals...ain't 'fraid ta Fight...
Justice's why I FReep tonigh-ight!!!

Got two reasons why I stay awake each lonely night.
The first one's named Sweet Liberty and she's my heart's delight.
Second one is Justice, Willie, Ol' Mudboy's on yer tail!!
And when MUD catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!

Gotta wife and children, Slick, but yer thugs shan't cow me!!!
Broaddrick says Slick raped her, Tom, but Brokaw said, "BITE ME!!!"
Lib'rals' Love Him, but I think Slick's SLIME!!
No friend of Slick Willie shall be FRiends o' mine.
I set goals, ain't 'fraid ta fight...Justice's why MUD FReeps tonight!!!

(BigMan on guitar, Fireman John on mandolin...justa cookin'!!)

Got two reasons why I FReep away each doggone night.
The first one's named Sweet Liberty, my God, I know I'm Right!!
Second one is Justice, Terry, MUD knows yer Sordid Tale...
And when Truth catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!

Gotta wife and children, Bill, and you got Hillary...
Chelsea knows she's not yer child, Webb Hubbell's genes flow free.
Think I'm funnin' but Slick's arse is mine!!
No friend of Bill Clinton, boy, Justice Be Thine!!
Bill can roam...but Slick can't hide!!
Justice makes MUD FReep fer Righ-ight!!

Mudboy Slim

915 posted on 04/25/2003 11:58:11 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim (DemonRATS continue to Defend the Indefensibile and Assail the Unassailable!!)
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To: KLT; George W. Bush; jla; Rush Limbaugh; FBD
"Liars!!"
(To be sung to Jimi Hendrix's "Fire")

All Right!! Now dig this, FReepers...

Left don't care for me, MUD don't a-care about that...
'Cuz RATS are fools, ha, I like to laugh at!!
I have only one burning desire, Let's INDICT the Leftist Liars!!

(Take a stand 'gainst LeftWing Liars!!)
Hey!! Make yer stand...Vote 'gainst DemLiars!!
(RE-Impeach Left's Slickest Liar!!)
Whoa, take a stand, Nation!!
(Take a stand and join MUD's choir!!) Help me stand...
(Help MUD stand 'gainst Medyuh Liars!!) Yeah, baby...

Listen here, Willie...and stop actin' so sleazy!!

You say Justice ain't home, it ain't yer concern...
Just a-sing with me and Ol' Slick Shall Burn!!
I have only one itchin' desire, RE-Impeach Left's Shameless Liar!!

Msssst, yeah
(Make yer stand 'gainst DemRAT Liars) Help me stand, Nation!!
(Let's Indict Left's feckless liars) Join the Band...
(Let's Convict next to your fire) Oh, save our land...
(RE-Impeach Left's Slickest Liar)

Ow! Ahh, move over, Limbaugh, and let Mudboy take over...
Yeah, Rush knows what I'm talkin' about...
Yeah, get on with it, Dubyuh!!
Oww!! Yeah...

(The BigMan justa wailin' on his Les Paul....)

That's what MUD's talkin' about!!
Now dig this; Ha! Y'all listen, Nation...
Slick tried to give MUD blood money, you better save it, Bill...
Save it for yer legal bills!!
I have only one burnin' desire, help MUD stand 'gainst LeftWingLiars, ha!!

Owwww!!
(Let's INDICT Left's feckless Liars) Uh, make yer stand
(RE-Impeach RATS' Slickest Liar) Oh, join MUD's Band, Nation!!
(Let's Convict Slick to the pyre) Right ain't gonna do you no harm...
(Imprisonin' Slick's MUD's Main Desire!!)

Ow!! Yeah...We gotta git JUSTICE, Nation!!
Truth is gonna hurt ya, Willie...
Ah, MUD ain't talkin' 'bout yer ol' lady...
Ow Ah, yes, this is Mudboy talkin' at YOU...
Yeah, Willie...YOU!!!

Mudboy Slim

916 posted on 04/26/2003 12:00:56 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim (DemonRATS continue to Defend the Indefensibile and Assail the Unassailable!!)
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To: Mudboy Slim; bigman; fingers
Looks like you all will be busy learning the several new Freep-songs Mud's penned.
Just remember...things will go more smoothly if you stay in tune and don't irritate Disco Dave.

By the way, Muddy...I stopped in at the Rare Olde Times. They had an Irish gal in the band who was very good on the fife.
They've also upgraded their menu with some really tempting victuals.
You might want to take Mrs. Mud there one night instead of draggin' her to the bowling alley...with burgers later in the Strike 'n Spare Lounge.

(How that sweet gal endures you is anyone's guess)

917 posted on 04/26/2003 5:13:22 AM PDT by jla
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To: cherry_bomb88
"Thanks 'Dru...yer the greatest..."

Meaning you don't wanna beat the crap outa me?? :o)

"...HOWEVER...at $9.85 a bulb (plus shipping) and needing 8 bulbs for each dawg gun vanity...I think I'll take Mud's advice and get new vanities..."

Let's see here, ignoring the fact these *type* of bulbs last for years while providing consistent lumens over an already extended service life, OK?
Let us run the numbers, shall we??

*$10 p/bulb x 8 bulbs = $80 (+ change for s/h)
v.s.
*2 vanities x [minimally] $100 = $200 + (the *hoops* (;^) ) some idiot will make ya jump through to come over & install 'em, eh??) Cash or a meal, say an additional $50 = ~$250.

$250 - $80 = $170 *extra* to be paid by our sweet -- albeit -- penny wise & dollar foolish CB88.

Yea.
You go right ahead & "take Mud's advice."
I should rather enjoy watching him get smacked around.

...once you figure it out. ;^)

918 posted on 04/26/2003 5:24:17 AM PDT by Landru
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To: Mudboy Slim
Break a leg tomorrow...MUD

Thanks I'm off back to the theatre now. There isn't anything quite like an opening night to get the adrenaline pumping! :-) I'll let ye know how it goes!

919 posted on 04/26/2003 10:11:33 AM PDT by Happygal (There's no business, like show business!)
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To: Landru
Let's see here, ignoring the fact these *type* of bulbs last for years while providing consistent lumens over an already extended service life, OK? Let us run the numbers, shall we??

Really???? Well...perhaps you are right then...but that doesn't change the fact that the vanity lights are truly "ugly" and outdated and one day WILL be changed...perhaps just for another that takes hallogen!

So...anyhow...I figured out it's 4 a piece and not 8...but their are 5 bulbs burned out. I guess that's not "so" bad.

920 posted on 04/26/2003 10:20:39 AM PDT by cherry_bomb88 ("It's better to be hated for what you are, than loved for what you are not" ~Andre Gilde)
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