Black XIX: "FRee Iraq!!"

The MudCave ^ | 9 April 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"FRee Iraq!!"
(To be sung to Bob Seger's "Like a Rock")

Strength and Boldness...Whuppin' Lib'ral Scum!!
Ignorance is Legion...DemRATS're Sleazy BUMS!!
We fight fer FReedom...Right's never been this strong...FRee Iraq!!

Left's like pre-teens...RATS don't have a CLUE!!
Libs LOATHE our FReedoms...Ignorant Poltroons!!
Folks, Right is Winning...Socialists Dispair!! FReepers ROCK!!

These days're heady...our Fight's 'tween Wrong and Right!!
Our Noble Purpose...the World we shall Enlight!!
Right must hold firmly...'cuz FReedom's Worth the Fight!!
FReedom ROCKS!!

FReepers ROCK!! RightWing's Strong 'cuz we are FRee!!
FReep Iraq!! Liberate the WHOLE MidEast!!
FRee Iraq, Sheeple Blossom When FRee...FRee Iraq!!

God is GOOD, God is Great!! In His Hands we trust our Fate!!
Reject Left's hustlers and RATS' schemes!!
Right stand proud...Right stand tall...Left's about to Fall!!!
MUD still believes in his dreams!!

(ConservativeMusician and/or the BigMan killin' it on guitar...MUD on pie-anny)

Forty years, Lord...Where'd they go?!
Forty years...I'm gittin' old!!
Still, we're fightin' against...Clinton's SCUM!!

And sometimes late at night...ohhh, when I'm FReepin' by candlelight...
The tunes come to me and All IS Right!!
And I recall...I recall....

FRee Iraq!! FReedom's the World's Fate!!
FReepers ROCK!! Shrink the Fed'ralist State!!
Like Iraq!! The World We'll Liberate...like Iraq!!

FReepers ROCK!!! Treason's why we FReep Slick!!
RATS're "shocked"...Left's arses Right Shall Kick!!
Like Iraq, the Righteous Win AGAIN...Like Iraq!!

Mudboy Slim (2 months before the Big Four-Oh!!)

BTW...RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

[Mudboy Slim]

"...they were [probably] referring to scabies, son; hence, the metaphor."

Naww, I was pure as the wind-driven snow back then...it related to a tenacious willingness to scrap and the fact that I seemed to be somewhat of a jinx when we too our chicken necks and wings and went crabbing in the bay or some of its subsidiaries...they claimed I had some sorta sonar power to warn our potential dinner-victims away from our nets...LOL!!

"...the creature's disposition is befitting of you."

HAH!! My optomistic disposition is the antithesis of crabbiness...unless yer a BigGuv'mentLib'ral, of course!! You ain't becoming a BigGuv'mentLib'ral, are ya, boy?!

FReegards...MUD

[Landru]

"You ain't becoming a BigGuv'mentLib'ral, are ya, boy?!"

"Boy" myass.
HA!!
Pretty uppity *tone* ya got there, buster.

Y'know your poisonous barbs always miss their mark, you bellicose whelp.

So *just* to reward you your lousy marksmanship?

...I ain't sayin'. {g}

[cherry_bomb88]

I am a woman of integrity and I am quite insulted Mr. Dru...besides, we've already agreed it will be Mondavi Merlot :oP

[Landru]

"I am a woman of integrity and I am quite insulted Mr. Dru..."

You'll get over it, Angel.

"...besides, we've already agreed it will be Mondavi Merlot."

What about "Get it in writing" don'tchu understand, Your Worship??

I don't know if you realize it but you've fallen in with a pack of pirates & theives around this place & I needn't remind you what they say about "honor" et al amounst thieves.
Do I?

Now then.

...you may -- graciously -- thank me for solving your lightbulb *mystery*.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Mondavi Merlot"

Sounds too FRench...don't none of y'all appreciate the priceless pleasure of a fine MadDawg buzz?!

LOL...MUD

BTW...I expect you and the Sultan to cook up sumthin' special fer #888.

[Mudboy Slim]

"We're RAD...the Nation's Right!!"
(To be sung to ZZ Top's "I'm Bad, I'm Nationwide")

Gee Dubyuh's mowin' down RATS' HO's with a righteous zeal...
We got Rush Limbaugh on attack...we're gonna make Slick Willie SQUEEEEEAL!!
We're throwin' down NOW...DemRAT Lib'rals FEAR OUR Might...
FReepers're laughin', (but) we ain't jokin'...Fer Justice We Shall Fight!
Yes, we're RA-AD!! This Nation's Right...
RATS're SA-AD...DemLib'rals BITE!!

FReepin' 'gainst Dem lightweights and their BigGuv'mentPlans...
Got Sean Hannity on Fox...got ClearChannel makin' stands.
We Support Troops'n'Justice...Left's just Brain-Dead FOOLS!!
They smokin' whacky weeds...Dem Minions're Tyrants' Tools!!
Welcome back!!! OUR Nation's Right!!
Yeah, we're RA-AD!! Truth's Worth the Fight!!

(The BigMan givin' his guitar a workout)

Folks, Mudboy's grooovin' down the road in his pickup Ford,
Gonna Indict TerryMac...we'll git our tax rates lowered.
RATS Love Chi-Com Slick...OUR Great Country Bill betrayed,
DemLib'rals are in trouble 'cuz folks know RATS condone RAPE!!
Right's RA-AD...OUR Nation's Right!!
RATS're bad, bad, bad, bad, bad...Slick We'll INDICT!!

(Guitar jammin' to fade)

Mudboy Slim

[sultan88]

"I "inherited" these funky vanity lights in my bathrooms..."

If there ever were a good case for a "vanity" post, this is it.

BTW, you ain't gettin' #888!!

[sultan88]

"No weapon that is formed against thee shall prosper; and every tongue that
shall rise against thee in judgment thou shalt condemn. This is the heritage
of the servants of the Lord, and their righteousness is of me, saith the
Lord." (Isaiah 54:17)

[cherry_bomb88]

Robert Mondavi is a CALIFORNIA vineyard...ROTFL

[cherry_bomb88]

You'll get over it, Angel.

Already am....had a *wonderful* (note sarcasm) discussion with the ex tonight....he's the only person in the world that has ever made me mad enough to want to beat the crap out of them....but that's another story. Also, you might want to notate after that comment, I'm only 90% angel....I have about 10% not-so-angel in me :o)

you may -- graciously -- thank me for solving your lightbulb *mystery*.

Thanks 'Dru...yer the greatest....HOWEVER...at $9.85 a bulb (plus shipping) and needing 8 bulbs for each dawg gun vanity....I think I'll take Mud's advice and get new vanities....just need to find some nice male friend of mine to install them...I knew I kept them around for a reason!

Lil '88 said:"...besides, we've already agreed it will be Mondavi Merlot."

'Dru said: What about "Get it in writing" don'tchu understand, Your Worship?

FBD....is this acceptable to you??? The Robert Mondavi Merlot????

Re: 888 I'm glad you got it, Big '88 and posted something very worthy there. At least Mud didn't get it with something insignificant and mindless! {g}

I would have posted something like.........

"The life of every man is a diary in which he means to write one story, and writes another; and his humblest hour is when he compares the volume as it is with what he vowed to make it." ~ James M. Barrie

But your post, Big '88, was much better :o)

~~Lil' 88

[sultan88]

The Wager
Participants: cherry_bomb88 and FBD

Judge: sultan88

The Issue: The California Angels or the Seattle Mariners will go further in the major league baseball playoffs in 2003. cherry_bomb88 is wagering on the Angels. FBD is wagering on the Mariners.

Corollary: If neither team makes the playoffs, then the bettor claiming the team with the best record will win the wager.

Wager: If cherry_bomb88 wins, FBD must ship or hand carry a bottle of Ponzi wine to cherry_bomb88. If FBD wins, cherry_bomb88 must ship or hand carry a bottle of Robert Mondavi Merlot to FBD.

Status:

Mariners 14 -8

Angels 10 - 12. FBD ahead by 4 games!

[FBD]

Just pick a wine that was made in a good week!...BTW, all wines are going to go to screw tops...according to *my sources!*

And Landru? RE: better to be "borked", than "dorked" ... when you put it *that* way...you are right!
(but hey,...even a broken clock is *right* twice a day!

Have a great weekend, ya'all! And take the All Knowing Machine's advice; get off the 'puter, and smell the salt water air!!!

What's that, ya say? Ya ain't near the ocean??? Well, hey...that ain't *my* problem! :^D

[cherry_bomb88]

ROTFL...Boones Farm Tickle Pink was the first thing I ever got buzzed on!!!! LOL

[Mudboy Slim]

"Robert Mondavi is a CALIFORNIA vineyard."

Californian...FRench...what's the diff?!

LOL...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I think I'll take Mud's advice"

Yer quite wise fer yer age, young grasshopper...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Dru: "...thank me for solving your lightbulb *mystery*."

CB88: "...at $9.85 a bulb (plus shipping) and needing 8 bulbs for each dawg gun vanity."

Sounds just like Federal Guv'ment "solutions", 'Dru...gotta think outside the box, son...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Simple Man"
(To be sung to Charlie Daniels Band's "Simple Man")

I ain't nuthin' but a simple man...Left calls me a redneck, reckon that I am...
But there's things goin' on make me mad down to the core!
I gotta work like a dawg...I'm enslaved to DeeCee...
Where crooked politicians sell our Nukes to Chinese,
And I'm madder'n Hell and I ain't gonna take it no more!
Reagan told our kids to, "Just Say No!"
But then Ol' Slick Willie jokes, "Let's have another toke!"
Tells us 'bout his briefs, then laughs while his intern goes down.
Well, if I had my way with this Apostle From Hope,
I'd take a big tall tree and a short piece of rope,
Hang Left by Slick's Lies and MAKE 'EM PAY 'til Slick's cellmates're howlin'!!

Well, you know what's wrong with the world today,
People done gone thrown their values away,
They're livin' by the "Law of Slick Willie" not the "Law of the Land."
Well, the Good Book says it, so I need no more proof...
"A Lie's still a Lie and the Truth's still the Truth."
Bill better watch what he's sayin', Law's closin' in on him,
Can't you Sheeple see it?! Slick's a Felon, MAN!!

Now I'm the kinda man who wouldn't harm a mouse,
But if I ketch somebody breakin' in my house,
I gotta full-blown arsenal waitin' on the other side!
So don't go a pushin' me against my will,
I don't wanna fight ya but I durn sure will,
So if you don't want trouble you better just pass me on by!
Becuz as far as I'm concerned there ain't no excuse,
For Slick's Rapin', Mad Bombin', and Power Abuse,
But I gotta way to put an end to all that madness...
You just put them Lib'rals back on a boat,
Send 'em all First-class ta make sure they don't VOTE,
Send 'em all 'round the world and leave 'em wherever it suits 'em best!

Folks, you know what's wrong with the world today,
People done gone put their Bibles away...
They livin' by the "Law of Bill Clinton" not the "Law of the Land."
Well, the Good Book says it, so I need no more proof,
"A Lie's still a Lie and the Truth's still the Truth!"
Bill better watch what he's sayin', we're closin' in on him...
Right's Hell-bent on Justice...Slick's a Traitor, man!!

Bill, watch where you're goin', Slim's just around the bend...
Mudboy's bent on Justice, yer ol' Hist'ry, RATS!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Treason and High Crimes"
(To be sung to the Outlaws' "Green Grass and High Tides")

It's a place your children dream of, where great men once led the free...
Ol' Abe Lincoln, Ronald Reagan, Washington each graced the seat...
FDR, Kennedy, and Jefferson once served the office with pride!
But now we've got Slick Willie bangin' young interns...
Left-Wing tells us, "Let it slide..."

Well, Clinton's been a damned disgrace, spy stories all ring true...
If you say, "It's all Okay!", what does that say 'bout you?!
Med'yuh refuses to ask tough questions, as though Slick were King.
But patriots cannot believe in Bill,
'Cuz Slick's sold his soul to Beijing!! Left declares...

"Treason and high crimes don't matter!"
Good DemocRATs fallin' from glory...
Still, Lib'rals say, "We adore you!"
Left's King's a freak...good folks abhor you-oouu!!

(Guitar Jammin')

Those who don't fight Evil find their souls have been sold cheap...
Numb poltroons can't see how Power has warped Ol' Slick Willie!
Crimes and Slime define Left's WHORE, they take up all his time.
We'll next CONVICT, then Slick will do his prison time...
Right'll force him there!!!

Treason and High Crimes will be proved...
Will DemonRATs follow Slick blindly?!
The Left-Wing says, "We adore you!"
Election's soon...voters will show you-oouu!
Yeah...the Right'll slaughter you-ou-ou-ouuu...!!!
(Mo' Guitar Jammin' to fade)

FReegards...MUD

3 posted on 09/11/2002 9:21 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Stranglehold!!"
(To be sung to Ted Nugent's "Stranglehold")

Here we come again, Bill Clinton...
Gonna RE-Impeach!!
Medyuh FReaks got No SAY, Slick Willie!!
Clinton's Gonna Git FReeped!!
Slick, Right's been stalkin' you so long...
You know Truth's here to stay!!
Got you in a stranglehold, Willie...
RINOS, Git Outta OUR Way!!!

Slick, you married a bitch now, din'tcha?!
What were YOU thinkin', you hound?!
Soiled OUR House, You Villainous TRAITOR...
Dig Mudboy's Righteous Sound!!!
Folks, Yer Forefather's DIED fer you to be FRee...
Socialism's sooooo passe'!!
Got RATS in a stranglehold now, Country...
Let's DETHRONE Slick TODAY!!!

(The BigMan kickin' it on guitar like only GONZO hisself can!!)

FReepers, we gotta Git JUSTICE!!
Limbaugh, it's time YOU said so!!
The Sheeple think Right and Left are the same...
They're CONFUSED...Slick's TREASON Shall Be Shown!!

Come on...FReepersUP!!
Come on...FReepersUP!!
Come on...Fight RAT's SCUM!!
Come on...Slick's a BUM!!
Come on come on come on come on, Patriots!!
Come on come on come on come on up!!
Come on come on come on come on, Nation!!
Come on, ASHCROFT, COME ON!!!!!

Leftist views are fer PhatCows!!
DemLib'rals LUST Fer RAT-Power!!
If Ashcroft gits in our way, Dubyuh...
You know Right'll force him OUT!!

Good Patriots they died to protect me...
Yes, FReedom's Here To Stay!!
Got Slick in a Stranglehold, Lib'rals...
Right's Gonna Whup Yer A$$!!!

(Gonzo Jammin' 'til we're done!!)

Slick Willie's PREY...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

900..."MAC-AULIFFE!!"
(To be sung to Hank Williams, Jr.'s version of his daddy's song, "KAW-LIGA!!")

McAuliffe is a two-bit minion grovellin' fer RAT's Whores!!
He sold his Soul to Ol' Slick Willie...sold Chi-Coms OUR Guns of War!!
MAC-AULIFFE!! OOOOOOOOOHHH!! Grinnin' there as if Right doesn't know...
FReepers demand answers...you gotta go!!

T-Mac always wore his pin-striped suits and pissed good folks off a lot...
That Traitor stole from Union folks and smoked way too much pot!!
MAC-AULIFFE!!! OOOOOOOHHH!!! Too corrupt to ever do what's Right...
Because yer heart is stained from constant lyin'!!

(CHORUS)
IN-DICT McAuliffe...Equal Justice demands this!!
CON-VICT McAuliffe...'Tis in Prison he shall live!!
Is it any wonder that Slick's face is red...
McAuliffe, yer Party's good as dead!!

McAuliffe is a lowly minion...Sheeple just don't care.
His fate is fixed to the Clinton Traitors but the Voters ain't aware!!
MAC-AULIFFE!!! OOOOOOOOOOHHH!! In yer trial evidence'll grow...
Right'll make sure, then, the Sheeple know.

Then one day that Winnick shyster bought the Indian maid
And took her, oh, so far away, but young McAuliffe stayed
MAC-AULIFFE!! OOOOOOOOOHHH!! Punk stole from Winnick's Global Crossing...
And wishes he was still McLowlife's Scheme.

(CHORUS)
IN-DICT MAC-AULIFFE!! Equal Justice demands this!!
CON-VICT MAC-AULIFFE!! In a prison cell he shall live!!
Is it any wonder that Left's face is red...
MAC-AULIFFE...RAT Party's good as dead!!!

Mudboy Slim