Black XIX: "FRee Iraq!!"

The MudCave ^ | 9 April 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"FRee Iraq!!"
(To be sung to Bob Seger's "Like a Rock")

Strength and Boldness...Whuppin' Lib'ral Scum!!
Ignorance is Legion...DemRATS're Sleazy BUMS!!
We fight fer FReedom...Right's never been this strong...FRee Iraq!!

Left's like pre-teens...RATS don't have a CLUE!!
Libs LOATHE our FReedoms...Ignorant Poltroons!!
Folks, Right is Winning...Socialists Dispair!! FReepers ROCK!!

These days're heady...our Fight's 'tween Wrong and Right!!
Our Noble Purpose...the World we shall Enlight!!
Right must hold firmly...'cuz FReedom's Worth the Fight!!
FReedom ROCKS!!

FReepers ROCK!! RightWing's Strong 'cuz we are FRee!!
FReep Iraq!! Liberate the WHOLE MidEast!!
FRee Iraq, Sheeple Blossom When FRee...FRee Iraq!!

God is GOOD, God is Great!! In His Hands we trust our Fate!!
Reject Left's hustlers and RATS' schemes!!
Right stand proud...Right stand tall...Left's about to Fall!!!
MUD still believes in his dreams!!

(ConservativeMusician and/or the BigMan killin' it on guitar...MUD on pie-anny)

Forty years, Lord...Where'd they go?!
Forty years...I'm gittin' old!!
Still, we're fightin' against...Clinton's SCUM!!

And sometimes late at night...ohhh, when I'm FReepin' by candlelight...
The tunes come to me and All IS Right!!
And I recall...I recall....

FRee Iraq!! FReedom's the World's Fate!!
FReepers ROCK!! Shrink the Fed'ralist State!!
Like Iraq!! The World We'll Liberate...like Iraq!!

FReepers ROCK!!! Treason's why we FReep Slick!!
RATS're "shocked"...Left's arses Right Shall Kick!!
Like Iraq, the Righteous Win AGAIN...Like Iraq!!

Mudboy Slim (2 months before the Big Four-Oh!!)

BTW...RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

[Mudboy Slim]

"...only reason Mud paid attention to "Head Games"

Heh heh heh...gimme a break, I was 16...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Couldn't agree more...what's the difference between Slick Willie or Baghdad Bob lyin' to ya?! In fact, it pisses me off a lot more when the KorruptKlintonKlan does it, 'cuz I realize about one-third of the Sheeple are STOOOOPID enuff to believe Slick Willie's nonsensical rantings.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

LOL...okay, that's pithy enuff...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Happy 5th Birthday, Jakey-Boy!! You and yer sister and yer mommy have made Daddy's life complete!!

"FWIW...The Righteous Shall Triumph!!"
(To be sung to Buffalo Springfield's "For What It's Worth")

There's somethin' happenin' here...it ain't Right...Vile Left, they Rule by Fear!!
ATF men in a tank over there, slaughterin' kids whilst they knelt in prayer!!
It's high time we INDICT T-Mac...PUNK Dem's Clown!!
DNC Chairman...who killed Ron Brown?!!

There's bad men doin' Wrong...They'll win The Fight, unless the Right is Strong!!
Bold people must speak OUR minds...we're gettin' too much resistance from OUR side!!
It's time we ROUT Lib'rals, TRASH DemClowns!!
High time fer Justice to now Rebound!!

Clinton feels he can't be beat...Med'yuh Poltroons, they're Effete!!
Forgivin' wrongs, Press parrots Slick's LIES!! Most of them say, "Slick Willie's OUR GUY!!"
It's time we STOP DemRATS...Stop DemClowns!!
Big Guv'ment's shakin' OUR Country down!!

Rev-o-lutions start slow...but Limbaugh's Legions shall grow!!
Evil Wins when the Good are afraid!! Step outta line...the time's come fer Right to hold sway!!
We shall INDICT T-Mac...Stop Left's Clown!!
All ya good FReepers, come help us out!!
We gotta STOP Clinton...Crush Slick's Crown!!
Ev'rybody help what's goin' down!!
We're gonna STOP Lib'rals...STOP DemClowns!!
Destroy Lib'ralism...let's do it NOW!!

Now, I gotta go help prepare fer the Birthday festivities...Have a Happy Easter Everyone!!

FReegards...MUD

[sultan88]

"I don't vote."

Are you ever-loving serious?????? Intelligent people who don't vote, but contribute generously to a conservative political forum, are a cunundrum to me. Now, if all the idiots out there chose not to vote, I would be thrilled as my candidates would always win!!

[cherry_bomb88]

I keep forgetting you are only 4 years older than me...actually, 3 years 357 days. :o)

[cherry_bomb88]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAKEY!!!!

[cherry_bomb88]

COMING SOON TO A POST NEAR YOU....

Cold As Ice
(Words by M. Jones & L. Gramm, Music by M. Jones)

You’re as cold as ice
You’re willing to sacrifice our love

You never take advice
Someday you’ll pay the price
I know

I’ve seen it before
It happens all the time
Closing the door
You leave the world behind
You’re digging for gold
Yet throwing way
A fortune in feelings
But someday you’ll pay

You’re cold as ice
You’re willing to sacrifice our love
You want Paradise
Someday you’ll pay the price
I know

I’ve seen it before
It happens all the time
Closing the door
You leave the world behind
You’re digging for gold
Yet throwing way
A fortune in feelings
But someday you’ll pay

Cold as ice you know
That you are

Cold as ice
Ooh Ooh Ooh
Cold as cold as ice

[jla]

Happy 5th Birthday, Jakey-Boy!! You and yer sister and yer mommy have made Daddy's life complete!!

From what, albeit brief, I've seen...Mud's for once tellin' it like it is.

You've all the reason in the world to be proud, Mud.

[jla]

Are you ever-loving serious?????? Intelligent people who don't vote, but contribute generously to a conservative political forum, are a cunundrum to me. Now, if all the idiots out there chose not to vote, I would be thrilled as my candidates would always win!!

I think Goldilucky casts a ballot everyday...when she prays to her preferred representative.
Unless a better candidate can be found to oppose Him, I couldn't find fault with Goldilucky one bit for her choice.
(As I'm sure you don't either, Sultan)

[jla]

And by the way...Why is it you guys with thinning hair and issues with how old ya are think coming out of a barber shop with a mullet makes you look hip?

[goldilucky]

Those leaders in Washington don't give an ef about people like me so why should I give an ef about them. We are nothing but peons to the elite. And as far as bitching is concerned....nobody's bitching...I'm just saying it like it really is.

[goldilucky]

I think Goldilucky casts a ballot everyday...when she prays to her preferred representative.

Thank you! Only Jesus Christ can bring about Universal Peace because our Earthly representatives are truly comprised of nothing but false prophets. They amount to nothing to me. They have no spiritual value to me.

[Mudboy Slim]

No thinnin' hair here, MulletBoy...MUD

[goldilucky]

Why should I vote in a lawless society. We live in a state of complete anarchy. No laws, no principles apply to these elected officials because they actually view themselves to be above the law and their "God" is the dollar bill. They follow the dollars rather than principles. Therefore, since this Country is nothing but a dollar sign to be compromised for enemies, I choose to exalt Jesus Christ as above them all. And He will prevail in the End.

[Mudboy Slim]

Thank you, sir...we had a wonderful time today at the BowlingParty...ever seen 5-year-old's bowl?! I'm surprised the lanes are sturdy enuff to withstand the 2-3 ball drop...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Cold As Ice" could apply equally well to the HildaBeast OR Der SchleekMeister, imho...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAKEY!!!!"

Thanks C_B...and y'all have a Blessed Easter...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Witless Tools!!"
(To be sung to Bob Seger's "Ship of Fools")

"Tell me quick" said Old McFee
"What's this all have to do with me?"
"I've spent all my time at sea a loner."

"Is there something else I should know?"
"Something hidden down below the level of your conversation?"
We he turned away before the answer
Though I yelled aloud he refused to hear
It became to clear
So it went as we put out
I was left in constant doubt
Everything I asked about seemed private

The captain strolled the bridge one night
I stopped him in the evening light
To ask him would it be all right to join him

But he stood there like some idol
And he listened like some temple
And then he turned away

All along the fateful coast
We moved silent like a ghost
The timeless sea of tireless host possessed us
The wind came building from the cold northwest
And soon the waves began to crest
Crashing cross the forward deck
All hands lost

I alone survived the sinking
I alone possessed the tools
On that ship of fools

Pre...MUD

[sultan88]

"Why is it you guys with thinning hair and issues with how old ya are think coming out of a barber shop with a mullet makes you look hip?"

Now why'd ya go and address this to the well-coiffed FBD, the "combed-over" Landru, and the thick-headed Sultan when only you and MUD hisself fashion the mullet hair-do, NASCAR cap and untucked, greasy, Wal-Mart-go-to-shoppin' T-shirt??? Huh?? Else, show us a picture. LOL!