Black XIX: "FRee Iraq!!"

The MudCave ^ | 9 April 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"FRee Iraq!!"
(To be sung to Bob Seger's "Like a Rock")

Strength and Boldness...Whuppin' Lib'ral Scum!!
Ignorance is Legion...DemRATS're Sleazy BUMS!!
We fight fer FReedom...Right's never been this strong...FRee Iraq!!

Left's like pre-teens...RATS don't have a CLUE!!
Libs LOATHE our FReedoms...Ignorant Poltroons!!
Folks, Right is Winning...Socialists Dispair!! FReepers ROCK!!

These days're heady...our Fight's 'tween Wrong and Right!!
Our Noble Purpose...the World we shall Enlight!!
Right must hold firmly...'cuz FReedom's Worth the Fight!!
FReedom ROCKS!!

FReepers ROCK!! RightWing's Strong 'cuz we are FRee!!
FReep Iraq!! Liberate the WHOLE MidEast!!
FRee Iraq, Sheeple Blossom When FRee...FRee Iraq!!

God is GOOD, God is Great!! In His Hands we trust our Fate!!
Reject Left's hustlers and RATS' schemes!!
Right stand proud...Right stand tall...Left's about to Fall!!!
MUD still believes in his dreams!!

(ConservativeMusician and/or the BigMan killin' it on guitar...MUD on pie-anny)

Forty years, Lord...Where'd they go?!
Forty years...I'm gittin' old!!
Still, we're fightin' against...Clinton's SCUM!!

And sometimes late at night...ohhh, when I'm FReepin' by candlelight...
The tunes come to me and All IS Right!!
And I recall...I recall....

FRee Iraq!! FReedom's the World's Fate!!
FReepers ROCK!! Shrink the Fed'ralist State!!
Like Iraq!! The World We'll Liberate...like Iraq!!

FReepers ROCK!!! Treason's why we FReep Slick!!
RATS're "shocked"...Left's arses Right Shall Kick!!
Like Iraq, the Righteous Win AGAIN...Like Iraq!!

Mudboy Slim (2 months before the Big Four-Oh!!)

BTW...RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

[cherry_bomb88]

Is "ergot" pronounced "AIR-GO!!", Sultan?!

ummmm, wrong...that's "ergo"...."ergot" is a fungus :oP

[cherry_bomb88]

BTW...CM, we need to add CCR to the list of 9.

Is that a bad thing??? Because I rather like CCR...I know that they were part of that whole "era" of Nam protesters and such...but I still like their music.

[cherry_bomb88]

Ok...I'm not as happy with the way this one turned out...maybe you can fix it up, Mud????

"Chaney's Having Fun"
(sung to the tune of Aerosmith’s “Janie’s Gotta Gun”)

Saddum, dum, dum, Hussain what have you done?
Saddum, dum, dum, gonna have you on the run
Saddum, dum, dum, Uday what have you done?
Saddum, dum, dum, you better run better run
Nah, nah, nah, Nah, nah, nah
Nah, nah, nah…..
Chaney’s havin’ fun, Chaney’s havin’ fun
His heart’s real strong, from having angio plasti done
Now he can fight the Dems. Slick he’s getting scared.
They said when Chaney was elected
He’d never live through his term
It only made him madder, so now Chaney’s having fun
Press is running away in shame
Chaney’s having fun. Chaney’s having fun
Told Bush he agreed with him, Now Saddam is on the run
Uday is now running too, he’s like daddy too
They tortured little Iraqi’s
They have got to be insane
The grip that the Iraqi’s were under, the torture and the plunder
Chaney knew we had to stop the reign
Run away, Uday run from the pain, Yeah, yeah, Yeah, yeah
Run away, Saddam run from the pain,
Yeah, yeah, Yeah, Yeah, yeah, Yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away.

[OldFriend]

Heard CNN reporter Roth this morning, the one who got that kiss from Al Douri, suggest that the Bush administration would fed ex in the WMD evidence if need be.

[sultan88]

"Is "ergot" pronounced "AIR-GO!!", Sultan?!"

No, the T is NOT silent. And it's not French. Actually, it's one of cherry_bomb's words from literati.

[sultan88]

Lil 88. This is good, I think. But, you need to spell Cheney right. BTW, did I tell you I have a letter of Commendation signed by him when he was Secretary of Defense??

[cherry_bomb88]

But, you need to spell Cheney right

DOH!!! Mud, what'd I tell you 'bout those stooopid "moments" of mine??? LOL Ok..that was a big blunder...don't I feel like the dork...pardon me while I go crawl under my desk.

did I tell you I have a letter of Commendation signed by him when he was Secretary of Defense??

No!?! How very cool!!!!!!

[Mudboy Slim]

The List of Nine is the enumeration of SouthernRockIcons CosmicJustice shall be FReepin' fer its debut CD, "BubbaLee's Revenge!!"

Gotta git...MUD

[cherry_bomb88]

COOL....lemme know when it's ready!!! I want a copy!!!!Am I ass\u\m(e)\ing correctly that you would then have The Alman Bros & Lynard Skynard in there???????

[cherry_bomb88]

hmmmmmmm....288 is fastly approaching.....it's anyone's race right now....although...come to think of it....{{{{{{LANDRU}}}}}}} where have you been??????

[Mudboy Slim]

"I ass\u\m(e)\ing correctly that you would then have The Allman Bros & Lynyrd Skynyrd in there???"

Skinnard, MTB, Hall and Oates...NOT!!, ZZ Top, Outlaws, Creedence, Molly Hatchet, Allman Brothers, CDB, the Iggles, and...........LITTLE FEAT!!!!!

No, that's 10...and we left out Blackfoot...we've got a controversy brewin', I reckon...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Dru has apparently donned the edible thong and is sunbroilin' by yet another neighbor's pool, shamelessly leerin' thru his shades at the midwestern eye-candy to the bassline-heavy Cars' tune, "It's So Easy!!"

LOL...or else the Beautiful Redhead sent him out to git more mulch fer the yard...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"...did I tell you I have a letter of Commendation signed by him when he was Secretary of Defense??"

That'll be worth sumthin' sumday, Sultan...very, VERY KEWL!!! I never appreciated Cheney all that much afore he became Veep, but he's a stalwart, he is!!

FReegards...MUD

[cherry_bomb88]

You consider ZZ Top "southern rock"??? I wouldn't really put them in that genre....but...ok. I always just classified them as plain old rock & roll!

[cherry_bomb88]

shamelessly leerin' thru his shades at the midwestern eye-candy to the bassline-heavy Cars' tune, "It's So Easy!!"

I thought all "leerin' pool scenes" were done to The Cars' "Moving in Stereo" and a girl like Phoebe Cates came out??????

I vote for the mulch,though, it's a more likely scenario!

Mud....you didn't comment on my Cheney's Havin' Fun (aside from the fact that I spelled Cheney's name wrong!!!)

[CheneyChick]

BTW, did I tell you I have a letter of Commendation signed by him when he was Secretary of Defense??

You RULE!

Cheers, CC :)

[Mudboy Slim]

If ya count "Faraway Eyes", the Stones are "southern rock", but we wanna get the EpitomeofSouthernRockBands, and the long-haired Texas fellas who can rock to "Cheap Sunglasses" almost as good as TheBox deserve their moment in the...MUD

[CheneyChick]

BTW, did I tell you I have a letter of Commendation signed by him when he was Secretary of Defense??

You RULE!

Cheers, CC :)

[CheneyChick]

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[Mudboy Slim]

"...all "leerin' pool scenes" were done to The Cars' "Moving in Stereo"

OOOOPS...my FastTimes' short-term memory is sorta like Spiccoli's...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD