Posted on 04/09/2003 8:00:05 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
"FRee Iraq!!"
(To be sung to Bob Seger's "Like a Rock")
Strength and Boldness...Whuppin' Lib'ral Scum!!
Ignorance is Legion...DemRATS're Sleazy BUMS!!
We fight fer FReedom...Right's never been this strong...FRee Iraq!!
Left's like pre-teens...RATS don't have a CLUE!!
Libs LOATHE our FReedoms...Ignorant Poltroons!!
Folks, Right is Winning...Socialists Dispair!! FReepers ROCK!!
These days're heady...our Fight's 'tween Wrong and Right!!
Our Noble Purpose...the World we shall Enlight!!
Right must hold firmly...'cuz FReedom's Worth the Fight!!
FReedom ROCKS!!
FReepers ROCK!! RightWing's Strong 'cuz we are FRee!!
FReep Iraq!! Liberate the WHOLE MidEast!!
FRee Iraq, Sheeple Blossom When FRee...FRee Iraq!!
God is GOOD, God is Great!! In His Hands we trust our Fate!!
Reject Left's hustlers and RATS' schemes!!
Right stand proud...Right stand tall...Left's about to Fall!!!
MUD still believes in his dreams!!
(ConservativeMusician and/or the BigMan killin' it on guitar...MUD on pie-anny)
Forty years, Lord...Where'd they go?!
Forty years...I'm gittin' old!!
Still, we're fightin' against...Clinton's SCUM!!
And sometimes late at night...ohhh, when I'm FReepin' by candlelight...
The tunes come to me and All IS Right!!
And I recall...I recall....
FRee Iraq!! FReedom's the World's Fate!!
FReepers ROCK!! Shrink the Fed'ralist State!!
Like Iraq!! The World We'll Liberate...like Iraq!!
FReepers ROCK!!! Treason's why we FReep Slick!!
RATS're "shocked"...Left's arses Right Shall Kick!!
Like Iraq, the Righteous Win AGAIN...Like Iraq!!
Mudboy Slim (2 months before the Big Four-Oh!!)
BTW...RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
Leaving a trail of empty liquor bottles, used condoms, drugs and destruction, raucous teens trashed two west suburban homes while their owners were away on spring break, resulting in charges against more than 50 people, police said Wednesday. Now, investigators in Wheaton and Hinsdale are trying to piece together details of separate incidents that bear striking similarities. In both cases friends of the vacationing teens let themselves into the homes and invited other teens for several nights of partying. And in both cases the partygoers looted thousands of dollars worth of goods, police said. Police in Hinsdale have charged 26 people, most for trespassing. But by far, the wilder party was in Wheaton. There, teens stole an estimated $60,000 worth of jewelry, guns, clothing and electronics and caused more than $35,000 in damage, police said. The youths drove the family's vehicles--a Mercedes-Benz S600, a Lincoln Navigator, a Ford F250 truck and a Volkswagen Jetta--to school and to shuttle friends to and from the festivities, police said. Artwork was damaged, furniture broken and beds soiled. "This wasn't just a party," said the Wheaton home's owner Susan Bass. "This was a lot more." Wheaton police have arrested 11 people and expect 18 more to turn themselves in on charges ranging from theft to unlawful use of a weapon. One 18-year-old is charged with sexual abuse of a 14-year-old girl at the bash, police said. Under Illinois law, those age 17 or older--more than half of those allegedly involved in this incident--are charged as adults. The DuPage County state's attorney's office is reviewing the case and could file additional charges, Wheaton police said. Teens throwing keggers while their parents are away is not new. But investigators say these two parties were different because of their duration and destructiveness and because the teens who lived in the houses were absent. "This was weeklong," said Hinsdale Police Sgt. Paul Lambert. "Parties are not uncommon if you have a venue for it, but this was a little excessive." Police Chief James Eccardt said the teenage daughter of the Hinsdale family living in the home told a few friends they could use the house in the 400 block of North Adams Street while the family was on vacation. How the teens got in is unclear, Eccardt said. Investigators say the girl's friends threw several parties in the house between March 28 and April 4. As word got out, Lambert said, the parties grew. Police believe 40 to 50 people passed through the house during the week, stealing close to $20,000 worth of jewelry, watches, electronics and art. Police so far have recovered about $10,000 worth of rings, Lambert said. The family arrived home April 4 to find their home in shambles. They declined to comment Wednesday. In Wheaton, Bass gave a tour of her two-story, 4,700-square-foot house, pointing out places where soggy cigarette butts, used condoms and liquor bottles littered floors and tables. Traces of cocaine were left on her daughter's dresser, she said, and some beds were soaked in urine. Trails of blood streaked the bathroom floors, mud caked the carpet, and the walls had holes where partygoers shot arrows with her husband's hunting bow, Bass said. The home is still being repaired. "You don't do something of this magnitude and just walk away," she said. "Teenager or not, there are rules in this world," Bass said. "Being a teenager doesn't exempt you." Both police and family members say the parties in the Geneva Road home started at around 3 p.m. March 29, after a friend of Bass' teenage son gained access by typing in the security code and opening the garage door. Wheaton Police Division Cmdr. Terry Mee said the teen invited a few friends over on March 29 and 30. But on March 31, the bash grew considerably larger, Mee said. As word spread, teens arrived from Lombard, Villa Park, Oakbrook Terrace, Carol Stream and Hinsdale, police said. A few who were on vacation from Michigan also attended, Mee said. Investigators estimate that 60 to 100 people packed the house that night, prompting a neighbor to call police at about 12:30 a.m. April 1. Neighbors have since told Bass they saw teens smoking what they believed was pot from a water pipe in the kitchen and peeling out in the family's dark-blue Mercedes. Mee said officers arrived and saw several people fleeing the house. Only one teen was found inside, who police said is the family friend and party organizer. Another teen was found passed out in the back seat of the Lincoln Navigator. Both were driven home by police. "There wasn't much of a party when we got there," Mee said. Later that morning, the secretary of Bass' husband went by the house to feed the family's pet parakeet and found a gut-wrenching scene. She, too, called police, then contacted the family in Cancun, Mexico, where they were vacationing. "We thought it was an April Fools' joke," Bass said. When Bass, her husband, Daniel Haynes, and the rest of the family returned home April 5, they found 10 fur coats, jewelry and clothing missing, Bass said. Police said five of the family's guns also were taken, including a shotgun and .22-caliber rifle, but only one has been recovered. So far, two of the 26 charged in Hinsdale have pleaded guilty to trespassing in DuPage County Circuit Court. One received court supervision and a $100 fine; the other received supervision, 40 hours of community service and a $35 fine, court records show. Bass said she was crestfallen when she discovered the damage. "We've always been supergood to all the kids, always gone out of our way with them," Bass said. "To have teenagers turn on us this way, it just broke my heart."
I doooooooooooo, I told them I live to be mean!!! LOL....all kidding aside, I am mean when I need to be, and they know that if I'm mean, it's because they caused it by their actions. Smart kids. :o)
Dear Mr. Ex President Clinton:
I recently saw a bumper sticker that said, "Thank me, I voted for Clinton-Gore." So, I sat down and reflected on that, and I am sending my "Thank you" for what you have done, specifically:
1. Thank you for introducing us to Jennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, Monica Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey, and Juanita Broderick.Did I leave anyone out?
2. Thank you for teaching my 8 year old about oral sex. I had really planned to wait until they were older to discuss it with them, but now they know more about it than I did as a senior in college.
3.Thank you for showing us that sexual harassment in the work place (especially the White House) and on the job is OK, and all you have to know is what the meaning of "is" is. It really is great to know that certain sexual acts are not sex, and one person may have sex while the other one involved does NOT have sex.
4. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of impeachment to a new generation and demonstrating that the ridiculous plot of the movie "Wag the Dog" could be plausible after all.
5. Thanks for making Jimmy Carter look competent, Gerald Ford look graceful, Richard Nixon look honest, Lyndon Johnson look truthful, and John Kennedy look moral.
6.Thank you for the 73 House and Senate witnesses who have pled the 5th Amendment and 17 witnesses who have fled the country to avoid testifying about Democratic campaign fund raising.
7. Thank you, for the 19 charges, 8 convictions, and 4 imprisonments from the Whitewater "mess" and the 55 criminal charges and 32 criminal convictions (so far) in the other "Clinton" scandals.
8. Thanks also for reducing our military by half,"gutting" much of our foreign policy, and flying all over the world on "vacations" carefully disguised as necessary trips.
9.Thank you, also, for "finding" millions of dollars--- I really didn't need it in the first place, and I can't think of a more well deserving group of recipients for my hard-earned dollars than jet fuel for all of your globe-trotting.I understand you, the family and your cronies have logged in more time aboard Air Force One than any other administration.
10. Now that you've left the White House, thanks for the 140 pardons of convicted felons and indicted felons-in-exile. We will love to have them rejoin society.
11. Thanks also for removing the White House silverware. I'm sure that Laura Bush didn't! like the pattern anyway. Also, enjoy the housewarming gifts you've received from your "friends."
12. Thanks to you and your staff in the West Wing of the White House for vandalizing and destroying government property on the way out. I also appreciate your removing all of that excess weight (China, silverware, linen, towels, ash trays, soap, pens, magnetic compass, flight manuals, etc.) out of Air Force 1.The weight savings means burning less fuel,thus less tax dollars spent on jet fuel. Thank you!
13.And finally, please ensure that Hillary enjoys the $8 million dollar advance for her upcoming "tell-all" book and you,Bill, the $10 million advance for your memoirs. Who says crime doesn't pay!
14. The last and most important point - thank you for forcing Israel to let Mohammed Atta go free. Terrorist pilot Mohammed Atta blew up a bus in Israel in 1986.The Israelis captured, tried and imprisoned him. As part of the Oslo agreement with the Palestinians in 1993, Israel had to agree to release so-called "political prisoners". However, the Israelis would not release any with blood on their hands. The American President at the time, Bill Clinton, and his Secretary of State, Warren Christopher,"insisted" that all prisoners be released. Thus Mohammed Atta was freed and eventually thanked the US by flying an airplane into Tower One of the World Trade Center. This was reported by many of the American TV networks at the time that the terrorists were first identified. It was censored in the US from all later reports. Why shouldn't Americans know the real truth?
SINCERELY,
A US Citizen
PS. Please pass along a special thank you to Al Gore for "inventing" the Internet, without which I would not be able to send this wonderful factual e-mail.
AND THE REST OF THE STORY Hillary Rodham Clinton, as a New York State Senator, now comes under the "Congressional Retirement and Staffing Plan," which means that even if she never gets reelected, she STILL receives her Congressional salary until she dies. (Would it not be nice if all Americans were pension eligible after only 4 years?)If Bill outlives her, he then inherits HER salary until HE dies. He is already getting his Presidential salary until he dies. If Hillary outlives Bill, she also gets HIS salary until she dies. Guess who pays for that? WE DO!
It's common knowledge that in order for her to establish NY residency, they purchased a million dollar-plus house in upscale Chappaqua, New York. Makes sense. They are entitled to Secret Service protection for life. Still makes sense. Here is where it becomes interesting. Their mortgage payments hover at around $10,000 per month. BUT, an extra residence HAD to be built within the acreage to house the Secret Service agents. The Clintons charge the Federal government $10,000 monthly rent for the use of that extra residence, which is just about equal to their mortgage payment. This means that we, the taxpayers, are paying the Clinton's salary, mortgage, transportation, safety and security, as well as the salaries for their 12 man staff -- and, this is all perfectly legal! When she runs for President, will you vote for her?
Reciprocal Intern-Exploitation-Purgation Attempt at JFK Library
"I knew Jack Kennedy. Jack Kennedy was a friend of mine...."
....hmmmm, where is everyone????
Oh well...for anyone that might be out there....Some philosiphy for today!
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone.
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal our neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
4. Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.
5. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
6. No one is listening until you fart.
7. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
8. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
9. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
10. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
11. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
13. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
14. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
15. Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windshield.
16. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.
17. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
18. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
19. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
20. Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
21. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
22. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
23. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
24. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
25. We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our arse ...then things get worse.
26. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
27. There is a fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
28. No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.
29. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday...around age 11.
30. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
Wahoo!!! oh goodie...an award...I'd like to thank the liberals, without whom my life would have no loathing that drives me here to converse with my conservative friends.
Hehehehe
See, ya shouldn't use such big words for Mud...they are lost on him anyhow ;^) hehehehe
BTW. I particularly like 4,6,9,12,13,15,16, and 30!
Yes, I can so those are some of my favorites too.
Long live the progenitor...wherever he may be!!
oooooooooooh a game!!! Let's play "Where's Mudboy!!!"
Wow, I was afraid you were going to be making one of those "Irish Girls Gone Wild" videos! LOL!!
Oooooooooooh that sounds like just what I need right now!!!! ENJOY!!!
He's afraid to. Somewhere early on in Black, Mud promised that Clinton would be brought to justice before Black XX. I'm going to find that reference and post it.
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