Black XIX: "FRee Iraq!!"

The MudCave ^ | 9 April 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"FRee Iraq!!"
(To be sung to Bob Seger's "Like a Rock")

Strength and Boldness...Whuppin' Lib'ral Scum!!
Ignorance is Legion...DemRATS're Sleazy BUMS!!
We fight fer FReedom...Right's never been this strong...FRee Iraq!!

Left's like pre-teens...RATS don't have a CLUE!!
Libs LOATHE our FReedoms...Ignorant Poltroons!!
Folks, Right is Winning...Socialists Dispair!! FReepers ROCK!!

These days're heady...our Fight's 'tween Wrong and Right!!
Our Noble Purpose...the World we shall Enlight!!
Right must hold firmly...'cuz FReedom's Worth the Fight!!
FReedom ROCKS!!

FReepers ROCK!! RightWing's Strong 'cuz we are FRee!!
FReep Iraq!! Liberate the WHOLE MidEast!!
FRee Iraq, Sheeple Blossom When FRee...FRee Iraq!!

God is GOOD, God is Great!! In His Hands we trust our Fate!!
Reject Left's hustlers and RATS' schemes!!
Right stand proud...Right stand tall...Left's about to Fall!!!
MUD still believes in his dreams!!

(ConservativeMusician and/or the BigMan killin' it on guitar...MUD on pie-anny)

Forty years, Lord...Where'd they go?!
Forty years...I'm gittin' old!!
Still, we're fightin' against...Clinton's SCUM!!

And sometimes late at night...ohhh, when I'm FReepin' by candlelight...
The tunes come to me and All IS Right!!
And I recall...I recall....

FRee Iraq!! FReedom's the World's Fate!!
FReepers ROCK!! Shrink the Fed'ralist State!!
Like Iraq!! The World We'll Liberate...like Iraq!!

FReepers ROCK!!! Treason's why we FReep Slick!!
RATS're "shocked"...Left's arses Right Shall Kick!!
Like Iraq, the Righteous Win AGAIN...Like Iraq!!

Mudboy Slim (2 months before the Big Four-Oh!!)

BTW...RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

[Mudboy Slim]

Muchas gracias, mis amigos...MUD

[goldilucky]

You're tunes are pretty good!

[FBD]

:) good one Mud.

[Happygal]

Hi guys,
Can you believe I've just spent the day in court, (Before anyone says anything, I was working! *L*), and I covered on case where a kid, who walked into a freshly painted wall, was awarded €2,500, after her parents sued the restaurant because she got paint in her HAIR!!!!

The world has gone mad, I tell ye!

[Landru]

"Can you believe I've just spent the day in court, (Before anyone says anything, I was working! *L*)..."

Yea, sure.
Bet the truth is you *cuffed* somone upside the noggin.

"...and I covered on case where a kid, who walked into a freshly painted wall, was awarded €2,500, after her parents sued the restaurant because she got paint in her HAIR!!!!"

Ahhhh just one question, Angel.
2,500 pounds of what?? :o) (~a yank's left wondering what that works out to in dollars & cents...)

"The world has gone mad, I tell ye!"

All except for us, Angel.

...& that's the "good news." {g}

[FBD]

Working on my roll last night at the pool.

[FBD]

My playground

[Happygal]

Ahhhh just one question, Angel. 2,500 pounds of what?? :o) (~a yank's left wondering what that works out to in dollars & cents...)

The € (euro) is currently just about on parity with the dollar so that's €2,500 little Miss got for getting paint in her HAIR!

Incidentally, the last time I cuffed someone ''upside the noggin'', they were in no position to give evidence against me! *LOL*

[FBD]

Warning:LOL

[FBD]

This is a view of Seaside I'll bet you didn't get, when you were here.(Mouth of the Necanicum river, on a very calm day.)

[FBD]

Or this view? ;^)

[cherry_bomb88]

I remember that bridge....except I don't remember seeing blue skies when I visited your town last year. I also believe (if you are heading north on the canal) to the left is the "tourist" district with the neat shops & arcades & ice cream shoppes & such! (as well as the beach with sand dunes & lots & lots of sand) And all up and down that canal and the streets surrounding it are some really cute houses.

Now, take me a picture of those cool "monkey" trees!!! Those are very unique!!! Never seen anything like them before in my life!

[cherry_bomb88]

Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter comes and takes their drink order.

"I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy.
"I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy.
"I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggy.

The drinks are brought out and the waiter takes their orders for dinner.

"I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy.
"I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy.
"I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggy.

The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.

"I want a banana split," said the first piggy.
"I want a root beer float," said the second piggy.
"I want water, lots and lots of water," exclaimed the third little piggy.

"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter! to the third little piggy, "but why have you only ordered water all evening?"

The third piggy says -

"Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!"

[cherry_bomb88]

No, I didn't get that one :o( That's a great view! I wished we'd rented paddle boats instead of those cool canopy bikes. We had fun on the bikes though!

[cherry_bomb88]

YOU RECOGNIZE THIS PLACE?????(and no it's not in your town)

[cherry_bomb88]

That looks like lots of fun...and upper body strength. Been YEARS since I've been kyaking. YEARS & YEARS!! (and more years...like I was 16 the last time)

[cherry_bomb88]

Your playground???? ;^)

OR......

It was gray like this the WHOLE 3 days I was there....you know..."June Gloom"

[cherry_bomb88]

IS IT RHOADIE SEASON YET????

Took this outside that bar & grill on PCH that I was telling you had the BEST hamburgers and they were HUGE

[cherry_bomb88]

One more...... MONKEY TREES!!!!!!!!

Not sure if that's what they are really called or if a "local" was pulling our leg...we were just walking around looking at houses & gardens and on the boardwalk and we asked someone what they were called and that's what they told us. They are the coolest tree I've ever seen!

[cherry_bomb88]

By the way....those rocks are REALLY slippery...I found that out the hardway!!!! BIG bruise on my big butt!!!