Three women are sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping sound. The first women presses her forearm and the beeping stops. The others look at her curiously. That's my pager, she says, I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.
A few minutes later a phone rings. The second woman lifts her palm to her ear. When she finishes she explains, Thats my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand.
The third woman, feeling decidedly low-tech, steps out of the sauna. In a few minutes she returns with a piece of toilet paper hanging from the crack of her butt. The others raise their eyebrows.
She says...Oh, excuse me. I'm getting a Fax
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Has Billie gone to take a nap yet?
Amy is fixing lunch and she said don't mess with the First Ladies thread.
Maybe she won't find out about it since I didn't ping her.
Heh Heh Heh
hehehe ! . . .
JustFRank, Don't mess with my Fine First Lady thread. LOL!