[JustAmy]

Three women are sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping sound. The first women presses her forearm and the beeping stops. The others look at her curiously. That's my pager, she says, I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.

A few minutes later a phone rings. The second woman lifts her palm to her ear. When she finishes she explains, Thats my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand.

The third woman, feeling decidedly low-tech, steps out of the sauna. In a few minutes she returns with a piece of toilet paper hanging from the crack of her butt. The others raise their eyebrows.

She says...Oh, excuse me. I'm getting a Fax

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Has Billie gone to take a nap yet?
Amy is fixing lunch and she said don't mess with the First Ladies thread.
Maybe she won't find out about it since I didn't ping her.
Heh Heh Heh

[MeekOneGOP]

hehehe ! . . .

[FreeTheHostages]

Here's some fertile crescent cookies for Frank. He looks like he's looking for something (maybe trouble?).

[Billie]

JustFRank, Don't mess with my Fine First Lady thread. LOL!

[ST.LOUIE1]

I'm getting a Fax

LOL!

Good boy, JustFrank. : )