DFU SONG: End of the World (for the RATS somewhere underground)

DFU SONG PARODIES | 4-2003 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - END OF THE WORLD

We are the RAT underground gang
Our hopes cannot be renewed
It feels like it's the end of our world
By dumb, drunk, frat boy we've been screwed

We thought we really could nail 'em
We still fought Florida's feud
It feels like it's the end of our world
By dumb, drunk, frat boy we've been screwed

We're told "Your head is in the seventh planet"
And we'll blow up the next time we sneeze
We can't understand…no, we can't understand
Our only friend's Tarik Aziz

We have been rooting for Saddam
We hate Bush with certitude
It feels like it's the end of our world
By dumb, drunk, frat boy we've been screwed

(brief musical interlude)

It feels like it's the end of our world
By dumb, drunk, frat boy we've been screwed

[doug from upland]

I guess for some it is easy to root against you country. It should be clear to all that they hate Bush more than they love America.

[doug from upland]

Song ping list. If anyone else wants on the list, let me know.

[TLBSHOW]

Now this is funny~

[doug from upland]

I thought they would be honored. :)

[Democratshavenobrains]

And they keep mentioning that thing Tom Delay said about supporing the troops and not the president. Hello????????? Delay never rooted for the Serbians to kill American soldiers, he probably just thought it was a useless war, which it was.

[doug from upland]

LOTT CRITICISM OF CLINTON

[GalvestonGal.com]

Thank you my man. This is very funny. Do you have one about Donald (I know the plan) Rumsfeld?

One of my favorite quotes of the war has been Rummy's - I know the plan. You don't know the plan. I'm glad you don't know the plan.

Another one might be about "I'm taking a shower in Saddam's golden bower.......

[doug from upland]

I do not have a Rumsfeld song. I'll see if I can find something that is inspiring, but the songs I do are usually lampooning the fools on the other side.

[KSCITYBOY]

There was some idiot duer (Thor Mn) He was all excited because "elite Iraqi RG dressed in black" were attacking the palace where our Marines were staying (big counter attack). I think he was having some kind of ninja wet dream about Saddam's boys. Most of the idiots over at the DU still believe baghdad bob. They would cheer for America's defeat if they thought they could get away with it.

[doug from upland]

They do cheer for our defeat. Anything to hurt Bush politically. They are pond scum.

[Steven W.]

I was oh, so wanting to have a verse about how they're as dump & morally corrupt as the French because they'd actually believed Baghdad Bob!