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BAGHDAD BOB -- The Wild Whoppers of Iraq's Weird & Wacky Minister of Information
The Iconoclast ^ | April 7, 2003 | Lin Anderson

Posted on 04/07/2003 2:39:19 PM PDT by Apolitical

TODAY'S ICONOCLAST FEATURED COMMENTARY


BAGHDAD BOB AND THE DEATH OF PROPAGANDA
The Wild Whoppers of Iraq's Weird and Wacky Minister of Information



by Lin Anderson


"Who are you going to believe," goes the old joke. "Me, or your own eyes and ears?"

That could well provide a decent and fitting epitaph for Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf, Iraq's Minister of Information, although we harbor hope that he lives many years beyond the war. We sort of admire his hard-headed stubbornness to admit defeat -- indeed, not to accept anything other than sweet, sweet victory, 24 hours a day. He's one of a kind, the sort of fellow you'd expect to find in a Monty Python sketch, or a Peter Sellers movie.

No question the Minister's finest hour came late Sunday here in the States, early Monday Baghdad time. At a hastily-called outdoor press conference in Baghdad, punctuated by the unmistakable sounds of gunfire and those darned inopportune glimpses of U.S. tanks, the man some have affectionately nicknamed "Baghdad Bob" stubbornly stood his ground, denying the very existence of all that rather deadly-serious reality surrounding him.

To use another apt movie analogy, al-Sahhaf was the Iraqi version of martinet Greg Marmalard in the frat party classic Animal House, frantically screaming "All is wellllllll!" while being trampled by a mob.

To U.S. claims that Coalition forces had taken the ministry itself, the minister adamantly declared, "Absolutely that's not true. I can tell you that because I am here at the Ministry of Information."

Well, yes, but apparently outside in the parking lot. The very smoky parking lot.

The minister continued spinning his fanciful tale of Iraqi triumph in the literal face of abject failure, compiling a group of cockeyed statements which merit forever a hallowed place in the Museum of Propaganda.

"They said they have entered Baghdad in 65 tanks, into the centre of the city, and I am telling you this is not true," al-Sahhaf said, as U.S. tanks sat just a few hundred yards away.

"This is part of their sick game. We have slaughtered three-quarters of them so far," al-Sahhaf also claimed. "There is no presence of the American columns in Baghdad at all. Their columns are slaughtered and they have been fed a sour taste, a poison, by the brave forces of Saddam Hussein!"

At this point, it is well to remember, statues of Saddam Hussein were being blown up by gleeful Baghdad-based U.S. troops, some of whom also were hilariously unfurling their college flag on the lawn of the presidential palace.

But al-Sahhaf's greatest moment was yet to come, as he described the terror being wrought on coalition forces, a terror so, er, terrible that U.S. soldiers were ending their own lives in droves, rather than submit to it:

"They are beginning to commit suicide at the walls of Baghdad!" the minister declared. "And I encourage them to increase the rate of suicide. Their columns are being killed in the hundreds at the walls of Baghdad! We have fed them hell and death!

"Washington and London have thrown their soldiers into the fire," he continued. They are war criminals. They will bury their soldiers in hell, sent there by the hands of the Iraqis!"

As head-shakingly funny as this press conference was, it also served to point out in the most absurdly-convincing way possible the complete folly of old-fashioned propaganda itself, in a world where information zings at the speed of light.

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; Extended News; Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: dreaming; internet; propaganda; saddam
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To: Nick Danger
Is Qusay Iraqi for craven coward pussy?
41 posted on 04/07/2003 4:07:49 PM PDT by Grampa Dave (If you like a Strong Free Republic, become monthly donor!)
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To: Grampa Dave
Actually, he reminds ME of the shreiking left wing, lying heads on ABCNNBCBS.

Tonight we begin with what the Bush Administration is calling its "invasion of Baghdad."

We'd like to point out that not all of us in the news business are particularly impressed with Mr. Bush's claims.

We have credible reports from Iraq's minister of information that there are in fact no we repeat no American tanks in the capital city.

Certainly the Centcom briefings are not as persuasive as this autobody undercoat I've sprayed on my head to cover my scalp.

42 posted on 04/07/2003 4:11:02 PM PDT by PhilDragoo (Hitlery: das Butch von Buchenvald)
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To: Howlin
CLASSIC!
43 posted on 04/07/2003 4:15:11 PM PDT by Stultis
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To: PhilDragoo
LOL! Keep 'em comin! What about Tom Brokaw? Hee hee.
44 posted on 04/07/2003 4:15:47 PM PDT by tame
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To: South40
EXCELLENT!!!
45 posted on 04/07/2003 4:17:08 PM PDT by facedown (Armed in the Heartland)
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To: Howlin
You can tell that officer is Southern, with the way he says, "I do believe..."
46 posted on 04/07/2003 4:23:49 PM PDT by wimpycat ('Nemo me impune lacessit')
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To: mikeb704
i understand that hitlery is looking for a VLWC campaign manager for 2004 he looks like a strong candidate
47 posted on 04/07/2003 4:26:52 PM PDT by mt tom
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To: Apolitical

There's a similarity here.

48 posted on 04/07/2003 4:32:39 PM PDT by Redcloak (All work and no FReep makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no FReep make s Jack a dul boy. Allwork an)
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To: Stultis
Don't you just LOVE FR for that one reason?????
50 posted on 04/07/2003 4:36:57 PM PDT by Howlin ("I do believe this city is freakin' ours." -- Capt. Chris Carter of Watkinsville Ga)
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To: Apolitical
"The Americans are nowhere NEAR the Ministry of Information. We're, um, remodeling! Yeah, that's it!"
51 posted on 04/07/2003 4:44:41 PM PDT by Sofa King (-I am Sofa King- tired of liberal BS!)
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To: Apolitical
Baghdad Bob seen with his new sunglasses:


52 posted on 04/07/2003 5:02:48 PM PDT by husky ed (FOX NEWS ALERT "Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead" THIS HAS BEEN A FOX NEWS ALERT)
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To: MadIvan
the best he could stammer out was that Bush was "stupid, and he is condemned. He is....condemned!"

So, not only a liar, Baghdad Bob is a plagiarist, I recognise that dialog from "Plan Nine from Outer Space"...

"You see? You see? Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!!!"

53 posted on 04/07/2003 5:05:36 PM PDT by Dutchgirl ( "We have missiles named Hellfire. Theirs are named Seersucker. You tell me who's going to win.)
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To: Apolitical
I think there's a typo in his title - it should be
"Mister Misinformation"
54 posted on 04/07/2003 5:05:38 PM PDT by luvtheconstitution
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To: tame

And so, Mr. President, as a warrior, albeit a disbarred one, sir, your contention is that when Tommy Franks says he is in control of Baghdad it all depends on what is is.
55 posted on 04/07/2003 5:08:19 PM PDT by PhilDragoo (Hitlery: das Butch von Buchenvald)
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To: Nick Danger
I can't believe Queasy doesn't have access to Fox News or CNN. I suppose one the theory would be that Baghdad Bob and the generals are so desperate to remain on his good side--and he is so deep into denial--that these flagrant whoppers are actaully believed by Queasy in the same manner that some tinfoil hatters are still convinced the moonlanding was faked.
56 posted on 04/07/2003 5:12:51 PM PDT by Kevin Curry
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To: Apolitical
I hate to get nit-picky on this, because it's a great article. That being said I must point out that in the movie "Animal House" Marmalard was in the stands with Dean & Mrs Wormer plus the famous Carmine the 'made' mayor. The person that screamed "All is welllll", and was trampled by the crowd was a pledge in a ROTC uniform by the real name of, here we go, Kevin Bacon.

Sorry, just had to correct.

57 posted on 04/07/2003 5:27:53 PM PDT by timydnuc (FR)
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To: Apolitical
I hate to get nit-picky on this, because it's a great article. That being said I must point out that in the movie "Animal House" Marmalard was in the stands with Dean & Mrs Wormer plus the famous Carmine the 'made' mayor. The person that screamed "All is welllll", and was trampled by the crowd was a pledge in a ROTC uniform by the real name of, here we go, Kevin Bacon.

Sorry, just had to correct.

58 posted on 04/07/2003 5:28:03 PM PDT by timydnuc (FR)
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To: timydnuc
OMG the horrid double post. Humble appoligies!!!!
59 posted on 04/07/2003 5:30:24 PM PDT by timydnuc (FR)
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To: dfwgator
The sad fact is that most Arabs actually believe this guy.

Even sadder is the fact that many liberals believe him too. Like the sub-human, mutant denizens of DU.

60 posted on 04/07/2003 6:05:45 PM PDT by laz17 (Socialism is the religion of the atheist.)
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