Broadcasting LIVE from Saddam's House, downtown Baghdad, iiiiiit's FOX NEWS!

Fox News Channel | 4/7/03 | Fox News

[Dr.Deth]

Tune into Fox News to see Greg Kelly on the front lawn of Saddam's Main Palace in Baghdad. U.S. Forces securing now.

Analysts on now... it's over, as far they're concerned.

Wow, can't believe what I'm seeing.

[Ernest_at_the_Beach]

OFFICIAL BUMP(TOPIC)LIST

[Hank Rearden]

"NO career for you!" - Career Nazi

[Diddley]

Has anyone checked DU to see how they're holding up?

[Babu]

"Ohhhhhhhhhhh, I think I have a headache . . . "

---- Tom Dash-hole, Hildebeast, Kim Mentally Ill Jung, JFK Kerry, Monsierr Chirac, Heir Schroeder, Pres. Puckin, Peter JenJen, Charley News Network, Dan Blather, Chucky Wrangel, Baghdad Jim, Sean Penske, Chrissy Hines, Babs, Ditsy Chicks, Michael Pig Moore, Jesse Hi-Jackson, PMSNBC, Alec Baldwin, Richard Gere, and the rest of the America-haters . . .

[whadizit]

"... Allison a clue?"

LOL!! She just asked Colonel if this means our planes don't have to be involved anymore? Geesh... The Colonel is dumbfounded at her questions.

[nopardons]

SLEEP ? What is s-l-e-e-p ?

[Yankee]

It appears that their "non-conventional" defenses didn't work as planned.

The 3rd ID didn't fall for the toll booth in the middle of the desert bit that they borrowed from "Blazing Saddles".

Seems that Baghdad Blockbuster only had so many copies of "Blackhawk Down", so they had to search for tactics in other movies.

[Gracey]

Who is Baghdad Bob? Bob Who?

[Pegita]

Maybe there's recently buried treasure in his patchy front yard ...

[graycamel]

I almost wish Saddam's still living, so he can be turned over to the Kurds who will torture the daylights out of him.

[fhayek]

I think that there still arguing that we should give diplomacy just one more chance.

[Mister Magoo]

They are deeply saddened.

[nopardons]

Shahaf ...or something like, who is the Minister of ( dis ( Information, of Iraq. He's a riot ! LOL

[dixiechick2000]

"Clueless girls need lovin' too. :^)"

Bless your heart.

I'm heartened to see that "Yankees" have the best interests of clueless girls in mind...

[PianoMan]

The 3rd ID didn't fall for the toll booth in the middle of the desert bit that they borrowed from "Blazing Saddles".

Or the toll booth bit from "Godfather".

[bigjoesaddle]

Is it me, or is the Allison girl on FOX News a friggin idiot?

[Babu]

Since we can't raise the Stars & Stripes, would it be OK if the M1 Abrams tanks turned some donuts in the front yard? . . . :-)

[fhayek]

No, its not you.

[nopardons]

She's an IDIOT ; Big Time !

[Babu]

Yes, she is a freakin idiot. And obviously a libby too . . .