Hillary Book Past Due (Laugh till you barf Alert)

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[ConservativeMan55]

HILLARY BOOK PAST DUE, PUBLISHER'S ANGST OVER NO MANUSCRIPT, NO TITLE; SENATOR TOOK LARGEST ADVANCE IN HISTORY...developing...breaking...sunday night drudge setup for show...breaking....

[ricpic]

Wondering. Does she ever experience a moment of happiness? Not that easy to answer, given the strange workings that must go on inside that skull.

[BradyLS]

Did you say her publishers are Sue'em and Shyster?

[FreedomCalls]

Is she trying to figure out how to explain that Chelsea's DNA test ended up matching Web Hubble's instead of Bill's?

[rs79bm]

You mean I had to write a book? I was just in it for the money...

[mhking]

"Hold muh beer 'n watch this!" PING....

If you want on or off this list, please let me know!

[friendly]

bttt

[friendly]

Awesome background for "memoirs"!

[LauraJean]

how hard is it to write a coloring book

[Semper Paratus]

Note to the Publishers who contracted for books from the Clinton's.
You will get no book (at least one worth publishing) and about that advance you gave--- ha,ha,ha.

[The Westerner]

Now there's an interesting question. Happiness is based upon self-esteem, achievement and virtue. Hillary's life is based upon other people--putting one over on other people to get the power she desires. What achievement is there in that? But she sure puts on a good act, smiling for the cameras as though she's the happiest woman on earth.

[Freedom2specul8]

""It Takes a Village to Swindle a Publisher""

Good one!

[getmeouttaPalmBeachCounty_FL]

It was a fun find! I'd love to go back, myself, and "score" a few more of either of the Clintons' testimony!

[potlatch]

I hope they sue the pants [suit] off her!!

[Leo Carpathian]

Hillbillary (the smartest woman ever lived):

I was supposed to write a book? I have no memory of that!

[cardinal4]

Think about it. The contract was for 8 mil. They advanced 2.85. It was spent. The legal battle will drag on for years. The Clintons dont pay legal bills. Simon and Shuster writes it off. Hillary wins.

[friendly]

bttt

[getmeouttaPalmBeachCounty_FL]

Exactly!

Hillary: "I don't have an independent recollection of a book deal. I can't deny that I did, I just - I have no memory of that at all"

[potlatch]

I liked this part best. "Advance sales are lagging. And there is no title". LOL!!

[hchutch]

She took the money and ran...

Surprise, surprise...

[HHFi]

Yet another example of why big publishers are losing money left and right. Thanks to the revolution in computer and printing technology, they are dinosaurs with one foot in the tar pit and they don't even know it. Instead of allocating their resources to develop real writers who can grow into longterm careers with devoted fans, they throw huge piles of money at celebrities to turn out ghostwritten crap that makes a big PR splash for about a week, then spends the next year overflowing the remainder bins.

When my first book came out, our publisher, St. Martins Press, told us they had zero money to give my co-author and me to promote it, so we had to do that ourselves. At the same time, they gave a million dollar advance to Monica Lewinsky for an absolute POS book that wouldn't have been worth reading even if she'd actually written it herself. Want a copy? You can pick one up anywhere for 99 cents. My partner and I are real writers. I think you know what Monica is: it's the same term I apply to most large publishers.

When I brought out my latest book, I just went into debt and published it myself. I figured if I had to do everything else myself anyway, I might as well get to keep the profits from any that I sold. It's an hilarious "reverse self-help" book called "Nine Hallmarks of Highly Incompetent Losers," and its lessons could apply equally to both Hillary and the publishing industry. And my book has a foreword by Gov. Mike Huckabee, who not only wrote it himself, he got it back to me in less than one day. So buy a copy and help me pay my Visa bill: Nine Hallmarks of Highly Incompetent Losers