Hillary Book Past Due (Laugh till you barf Alert)

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[ConservativeMan55]

HILLARY BOOK PAST DUE, PUBLISHER'S ANGST OVER NO MANUSCRIPT, NO TITLE; SENATOR TOOK LARGEST ADVANCE IN HISTORY...developing...breaking...sunday night drudge setup for show...breaking....

[tbird5]

Drudge came through again... I wish everyone would stop complaining about him. He's one of us, guys!

[ConservativeMan55]

ROTFLMAO!! That one made me laugh!!

[ConservativeMan55]

Hold muh MANUSCRIPT and TITLE, but I'll take the advance!!

[Only1choice____Freedom]

They can't sell off the library, they have to put all these unsold books somewhere.

[TLBSHOW]

background on the advance Hillary was paid and the flap then!

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=ISO-8859-1&safe=off&q=hillary+clinton+book+advance

[ConservativeMan55]

Yes, and all the furniture in the library which is stolen goods.

[Boundless]

> Well, our country is at war and her valuable services
> are needed in that endeavor first.

Careful there, you're learning to read her mind.
That might mess up yours.

All seriousness aside, I quite agree and
confidently predict she'll blame:
* the war
* the reckless Bush tax cut fight
* the exhausting Estrada fillibuster

[GaltMeister]

One Clinton intimate explains: "In all fairness, she has been preoccupied with serving New York during these challenging times... [But] the writing is wonderful, touching, and will lift Hillary to a new level of respect."

Who the hell is the 'Clinton intimate', the friggin' Iraqi "Information Minister"? LOL Sounds like the kind of BS they are putting out.

[UCFRoadWarrior]

Ann Coulter's "Slander" gave a lot of insight into the liberal book publishing business

Big advances for books that dont sell

Here, its a big advance for a book not written

I bet the publisher will not sue. They would be afraid of offending the liberals they are already in bed with

[Only1choice____Freedom]

Only little people have to obey laws.

[ConservativeMan55]

XXXXX DRUDGE REPORT XXXXX SUN APRIL 06, 2003 19:52:02 ET XXXXX

HILLARY CLINTON BOOK PAST DUE, PUBLISHER'S ANGST OVER NO MANUSCRIPT, NO TITLE; SENATOR TOOK LARGEST ADVANCE IN HISTORY

**Exclusive**

Executives at publishing powerhouse SIMON AND SCHUSTER are dismayed over Hillary Clinton's failure to turn in a completed manuscript for her book, due out in August, the DRUDGE REPORT has learned.

The senator of the Empire State has already received a $2.85 million cash advance on her memoirs, from a total deal valued at more than $8 million.

MORE

"We must be off to the printer next month, but the manuscript isn't in yet!" said one SIMON AND SCHUSTER source last week. "Advance sales are lagging. And there is no title. Without a title it's been difficult to market."

The former first lady signed the deal before the 9/11 terror attacks.

One Clinton intimate explains: "In all fairness, she has been preoccupied with serving New York during these challenging times... [But] the writing is wonderful, touching, and will lift Hillary to a new level of respect."

Developing...

[demnomo]

I'll bet that there is a manuscript, but it is so full of anti-Bush remarks and Alinsky-style rhetoric that Hillary Clinton is afraid to publish it. She's afraid of being Dixie Chicked onto the bargain basement book table or worse.

I'm sure that Hillary Clinton is praying for an economic collapse now that it appears that being anti-Bush, anti-military and anti-war has no political value with the soccer moms and independent voters.

[Only1choice____Freedom]

For a title how about:

All your furniture are belong to us.

[COBOL2Java]

Can't she be sued for breach of contract? The publisher does have legal recourse, don't they?

If the publisher ever intimated they'd sue, the Hildabeast would just send them a photocopy of the FBI files she has on them...

[goldstategop]

Hill and Bill can't seem to write a best-seller to save their lives. Just look at the fate of the Gores. Talk about history's revenge.

[ConservativeMan55]

or Hillary would send them that Anthrax...

I guess I should take off my tin foil hat now.

[what's up]

Hillary in a quandary.

Which way should she tilt in her book...right....left?

Which way is the wind blowing?

Wasn't Bob Woodward supposed to write a bio of her also which is late?

How to write about Hillary in order to help her...right...left?

[Servant of the Nine]

Will they have the nerve to sue for breach of contract?
Will they die in a mysterious accident if they do?

So9

[my right]

Can't she be sued for breach of contract? The publisher does have legal recourse, don't they?

Against Hillary? Are you kidding? No one could win a lawsuit against one of the annointed.

[mass55th]

I guess she mislaid the manuscript like she mislaid those billing records.