Saddam's Death Confirmed by Russian Contractor Beneath Baghdad in 'Ft. Saddam'

American Computer Scientist Association ^ | April 3, 2003 | Private Russian Telecom Contractor and member of ACSA

[ewing]

Saddam was said to have been 'mortally wounded and near death' by debris knocked loose by bunket busting ordinance ordered by the Allied forces.

The damage to the bunker was so substantial, and Saddam's wounds so significant, that Saddam was taken away 'in a panic' for immediate surgery.

The source indicated that Saddam Hussein succumbed to his injuries, some time within 2 hours of the suprise Allied attack. (at the beginning of the war)

Saddam was taken away from the collapsed bunker with an oxygen mask over his face and and intravenous line, unconscious, bloody and unresponsive. He was conveyed onto an emergency gurney by rescue workers and then taken by Ambulance to a special underground facility.

Upon Saddam's unconcious body arriving at Ft. Saddam, doctors in vain tried to save Saddam Hussein's life. However within two hours after the attack, Saddam Hussein was pronounced dead of brain damage, cerebral blood loss and other complications. (a large piece of the bunker had fallen on him and lacerate his skull and brain pan)

At a brief ceremony, his son Qusay Hussein Al-Tikriti, age 33 was sworn in as the sole Commander in Chief and President of Iraq by the Government Ministry responsible.

[Thud]

ping

[vigilante2]

recent update..saddam still dead!

[Xenalyte]

Who was the dude with the great big glasses who read the first speech from a notebook, then?

Whoever he was, he stole this broad's glasses.

[HarryDunne]

All your bunket are belong to us

[C210N]

Doctors were able to save Saddam Husein's Nose, and place the nose on Life Support. Advanced Surgeons in Damascus will shortly clone the nose into a full restoration of Saddam. History will be made when doctors make this historic step with Saddams clothes laid out on the surgeons' table, thus avoiding any initial embarassment to Saddam.

[Jaded]

Y'awl are baaad.

Apparently the person writing the story doesn't think in English.

It was an interesting article.

[ewing]

Like we couldn't figure that one out with Saddam look a like and the goofy 'Groucho Marx Glasses..'

(Saddams mistress for 18 years says that he has a tatoo on his left hand from Prison that has not been present on any of the tapes yet)

[Sacajaweau]

Interesting only because "photographs taken of the body would be studied in Moscow".

From a May 9, 1945 article entitled: Hitler "Body" Reported Found in Berlin Ruins" Hitler's body was found by a Russian General.

[Constitution Day]

Ironically, that broad is also dead.

[azjatojarhd1ea]

Hey! This is a scientific publication. Everyone knows scientists can't spell. I just hope they got the major facts right. Could this be the beginning of cover for Saddam's popping up with a new ID in Paraguay???

[Just mythoughts]

The Russians would know. What is key here is that in order to use WMD and make sure Saddam is blamed, he will have to be kept alive in a manner of speaking.

[Domestic Church]

" Who was the dude with the great big glasses who read the first speech from a notebook, then?"

A bad double whose shoulders weren't wide enough for the part.

[sinkspur]

No. I'm sick of going to links.

What's with all the excerpting lately? Are FReepers getting lazy?

Let's post the entire article, if not prohibited by court injunction.

[katana]

Somebody call Woody Allen and get the giant roller started. We've got a nose to crush!

(Oh, and don't forget the portable orgasmatron)

[laotzu]

Having the requisit total motivation of either love for, or fear of, your supreme leader Sadam; you follow the order to engage combat with the U.S. military.

Any description of how futile, & suicidal, this engagement would be is known to be an understatement.

In the absecnce of Sadam, it is unlikely that said combat would be engaged.

[Connservative]

When I see a corpse, I'll believe it. Not until

[stlnative]

The ACSA has received EXCLUSIVE reports from an authoritative source from Baghdad, the Iraqi capital. The reports come from an employee of a private telecomm contractor, a business Member of the ACSA from Russia, a contractor who was in Baghdad at the very time of Hussein's alleged death Wednesday March 19th, 2003. The contractor indicated that he has been providing communications services to the information ministry, a component of the regime of Saddam Hussein, in an undisclosed underground facility known as "FORT SADDAM".

The source, whose name is being withheld, and who is currently heading towards Amman, Jordan on his way back to St. Petersburg, Russia, indicated: (READ STORY AT LINK)

[stlnative]

Post it... I am not sure if all of it can be posted

[Xenalyte]

Ironically, that broad is also dead.

Well, that explains how he got the specs.

[carlo3b]

Geeeze, this is series!