[tdadams]

It might be time to reconsider that marriage-at-14 law. This is disturbing.

[goldstategop]

Wasn't there a comedy about a 13 year old's infatuation with a 40 year old? Life imitates art.

[wideawake]

The "bride" is clearly emotionally disturbed.

The parents of the "groom" however, are horrible, horrible people.

The clergyman is beyond reprehensible.

[southernnorthcarolina]

Louisiana is the only state which has not elected a Republican to the U.S. Senate since the 1800s.

Coincidence?

[Kuksool]

{"Divorce is easy," he said. "If it doesn't work, it doesn't work."}

So much for "Til Death Do Us Part" in marriage. 4 years into the marriage, I'd say the boy will start acting like Bill Clinton.

[Jim Noble]

But-there are five Associate Justices of the United States Supreme Court who are about to issue a ruling that says the state cannot regulate what goes on in the privacy of your bedroom (unless you're smoking or cleaning your gun).

Could they be wrong?

[Movemout]

Lolito!

[fporretto]

Please see also:

Magic Numbers

Freedom, Wealth, and Peace,
Francis W. Porretto
Visit The Palace Of Reason:
http://palaceofreason.com

[FITZ]

McCloskey, available for weddings at the Bragg-Mitchell Mansion, said he is an ordained priest with the Old Catholic Church

Maybe one of those pedophile priests that think sexually abusing 14 year old boys is okay?

[paws_and_whiskers]

And they'll probably appear on a Jerry Springer show in the near future to declare their love for each other. / sarc.

[Xthe17th]

The other day I was filling out some insurance paperwork on a 40 year old female client (overweight, divorced with a 13 year old daughter) of mine. The question of beneficiary came up and she listed her husband. Birthdate: 1977. I kind of chucked to myself as I did the mental calculation and thought, "poor kid." Yep, sometimes they like 'em young, but afterall, women statistically outlive men.

[kidd]

A romantic candlelight dinner between a husband and wife?

Can't have wine. IV is too young to drink.
Can't have candles. IV is too young to use matches.
Can't have it too late. It'd be past IV's bedtime.
Can't have fancy food. IV is a finicky eater.
Has to be on a Friday night. Saturday nite IV has basketball and the other nights IV has homework.

Solution: Eat pizza while watching the Disney Channel!

[Mr. Bungle]

Does anyone know which language has the most words for "ick" ?

I think I might have to learn it.

[opticoax]

Paging Jeff Foxworthy

Apparently the long-term effects of moon pies and Dr. Pepper are now being realized.

Why does the South do this to itself?

[ArrogantBustard]

said he is an ordained priest with the Old Catholic Church, a denomination that split off from the Roman Catholic Church in the 1800s.

Not a Catholic. Just another heretical schismatic. I expect them to do weird things.