"Once again, the U.S. and its coalition lapdogs are creating lies and fabrications to deceive the world, in order to hide their imminent defeat at the hands of our mighty leader. Pay no attention to this U.S. soldier who supposedly is standing behind me with a weapon pointed at me. He is not really here but is a fabrication produced by one of America's vile movie production companies, again to fabricate a deception of their utter failure. And look, I am not being dragged off to be put in a jail cell. MORE FABRICATIONS!!!!"
At which point, we cut to the Bud Lite commercial, followed by a Chevy Suburban spot, finally the Veg-a-matic spot from Ronco. Then, bring up the theme for The Tonight Show...
I was listening to Laura Ingraham's show tonight and she was settin up the same scenario with the Marines standing there duing a news conference and the Dis-information Minister saying it's not a soldier, it's a cardboard cutout!
She was howling the other night when she was making fun of this guy having said that "the Americans are lying to their public opinion"!
I was listening to Laura Ingraham's show tonight and she was settin up the same scenario with the Marines standing there duing a news conference and the Dis-information Minister saying it's not a soldier, it's a cardboard cutout!
She was howling the other night when she was making fun of this guy having said that "the Americans are lying to their public opinion"!