****UNITED STATES FORCES REACH BAGHDAD****

Middle East Newsline ^ | Arpil 2, 2003 | Maj. General Stan McChrystal-Director of Operations Joint Chiefs of Staff

[ewing]

Make your time..

[Olde School]

RE: How about Iran while we are in the neighborhood!

Only if we can spare the ammo. Syria has ticked me off more lately.

[SAJ]

Hell's bells, the use of Helen Thomas for ANYTHING is banned by both Popular Mechanics and Recycling Today.

She did, however, get a nice review in Modern Senility.

[lewislynn]

Not everone can look good in that garb...somehow she pulls it off quite well.

[GalaxieFiveHundred]

How about Iran while we are in the neighborhood!

How 'bout France too!

[ewing]

Definitely France.

[DouglasKC]

I know the generals know what they are doing, but I still have a bad feeling. Could these scum have boobytrapped the entire city? They wouldn't care if a few million of their own people died.

I'm a little worried about that too. But if you or I can think of it then surely the generals can. I pray that we have had agents inside Baghdad for quite a while looking for exactly this kind of thing.

[ewing]

Your picture got me thinking.. you know that probably bugs these Muslim fanatics the most is that while they are taking their last breath it is a inferor WOMAN (to them) they see flying a plane or chopper dropping the bombs on their head.

That is probably worse than being stuffed full of hot dogs.

[Chancellor Palpatine]

Those would be the quagmired, lost troops that the valiant and manly fighters of the Iraqi army destroyed.

[paul51]

Oh Oh. This may cause another jihad

[Darksheare]

Well, an 'inferior' woman dropping liquid pig grease on them before the FAE ignites them would be worse.
"I love the smell of Bacon.."

[rwfromkansas]

Probably; I assume our folks have a clue to be careful for such things due to the tricks so far though. It still might be pretty dangerous.

[GovernmentShrinker]

It says something about our instant-gratification addicted society, that people start getting antsy if it looks like a war will take over 2 weeks to finish.

[tracer]

We could obtain mitochondrial DNA from his mother or his siblings.....

[adam_az]

>>I just hope I never have to hear him say "NUCULAR" and "BAYAG-DAYAD" in the same sentence...

>I dunno... I can think of sentences combining those words that I wouldn't mind hearing.

That's really clever and rough and tough sounding, but I really hope you aren't serious in thinking that we can win our strategic objectives by using thermonuclear bombs on Baghdad.

[bray]

Just the outskirts?!?! Why the delay?!?! What a quagmire!

This war would have been over if Rummy hadn't done it on the CHEAP!

[Sloth]

Not our current objectives, no.

[Bars4Bill]

Has Peter Jennings committed seppuku yet?

[JackelopeBreeder]

Maybe we should call it "Operation Pause".

Bwahahahaha!