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War Protestors Flood Gondor, Denethor Flees

MINAS TIRITH (Gondor News Network) - Thousands of peace activists took to the streets of Minas Tirith and other cities of Middle Earth today to protest what they termed a rush to war with Mordor.

"We need more time for diplomacy," said a key member of the Middle Earth Security Council, Saruman the White. "I am not convinced by the evidence presented by my esteemed colleague, Gandalf the Grey, or that the Dark Lord Sauron presents an imminent danger to the peoples of the West."

Many of the people protesting war in Mordor agreed with Saruman's remarks. "Sauron says he's destroyed his Rings of Mass Destruction (RMD) and that's good enough for me," said one fellow carrying a sign that said, "Elrond is a Balrog."

Another demonstrator urged, "Give the RMD inspectors more time. There's no reason to rush to any judgment just because Mount Doom is belching lava, the Dark Tower is rebuilt, and Osgiliath has been decimated."

A third protester piped up, "I haven't heard a single bit of convincing evidence connecting the Nazgul with Sauron. I think they destroyed Osgiliath on their own initiative without any support from Sauron. Besides, it's understandable they're angry with Gondor. We haven't done nearly as much for the Orcs and Goblins and Easterlings as the Nazgul and Sauron have. It's understandable they throw their support to them. It's our own fault really."

As the protesters continued their march through the city, they chanted, "No blood for Mount Doom," voicing a common sentiment that the leaders of the Western peoples are really seeking to get their hands on the powerful Mount Doom, where the One Ring of Power was allegedly forged.

Gandalf the Grey was unavailable for comment. A spokesman said he was in an undisclosed underground location, which sources codenamed "Moria."

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For all of the Lord Of The Rings fans out there.

[Bear_in_RoseBear]

Funny post!

[HairOfTheDog]

LOL! Ecurbh will be along to ping the ringers.... they will enjoy it!

[struggle]

Would that make Arnett Gollum? Seems fitting. Thought that would mean that Arnett would die biting on some Ring of Mask Destruction. Hmmmm.

[4mycountry]

AHAHAHAHAHA!! ROTFLOL! Bookmarked! ***^-^***

[Ethyl]

Frodo will save the day, and Gandalf will survive Moria, the protesters are full of themselves. They'll be sorry later, when they won't be appreciated by the Nosgul. They will probably be decimated or else turned into Orks. I wish this was true. We could turn all the protesters into orks.

[Notforprophet]

LOL!

[Mudcat]

I just realized how much Peter Arnett looks like Gollum...

[4mycountry]

Well, just as an fyi, Gollum falls of a cliff with the ring and dies is the volcano. The ring gets melted and everyone is ok again. --Well, except Frodo. Poor Frodo......lost his finger. Gollum bit it off or something. *sniff*

[kcordell]

Good tale. I think we have begun to destroy Saddam's "Ring Of Power".

[rmt65802]

Very funny!

[ILBBACH]

Awesome!

[ecurbh]

LOL! Ecurbh will be along to ping the ringers...

Actually this has been posted and pinged before. I have it up on the Hobbit Hole website too.

[rb22982]

Good stuff