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Hollywood Halfwits: Idiotic Janeane Garofalo Quotes
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Posted on 04/01/2003 5:59:38 PM PST by PJ-Comix

Janeane Garofalo


Naked Gay Burning the Flag Choke Her up With Pride

From a 1998 interview in the now-folded Buzz magazine:

"Our country is founded on a sham: our forefathers were slave-owning rich white guys who wanted it their way. So when I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.' That you can have a gay parade on Christopher Street in New York, with naked men and women on a float cheering, 'We're here, we're queer!' -- that's what makes my heart swell. Not the flag, but a gay naked man or woman burning the flag. I get choked up with pride."

Source: http://www.hollywoodinvestigator.com/2002/garofalo.htm

Trendy Protesting (of Republicans)

Explaining why she and other anti-war protesters didn't organize demonstrations when President Clinton launched attacks on Iraq, Bosnia, Afghanistan and the Sudan

"It wasn't very hip" [to protest Clinton's Wars].

Source: http://www.newsmax.com/showinsidecover.shtml?a=2003/2/23/151110

Dozens of Countries With the U.S. is Not Unilateral—Look it Up, Janeane

“I don't know that I would need to be famous as a Middle East policy expert to see that unilateral imperialism is bad policy.”

Source: http://www.mediaresearch.org/cyberalerts/2003/cyb20030128.asp#4

What Planet is She Living On?

“Historically the mainstream media has never been particularly friendly to any socially progressive ideas.”

Source: http://www.mediaresearch.org/cyberalerts/2003/cyb20030128.asp#4

Maybe she Just Refuses to Believe Facts She Doesn’t Like

“If I am uninformed, which I'd like to think I work very hard not to be, uninformed, it is the fault of the White House and the mainstream media. We don't get enough information. We don't get enough news with our news. And how can we function as a democracy without information? We are given disinformation and White House propaganda all the time. We have no history to our news, no context to our news, no global perspective. We don't see people outside our borders as humans. And if I am uninformed, which I'd like to think I work very hard not to be, uninformed, it is the fault of the White House and the mainstream media.”

Source: http://www.mediaresearch.org/cyberalerts/2003/cyb20030128.asp#4

In Denial

'Well, we know Saddam has weapons of mass destruction.’ No, we don't. We do not. We do not know that.”

Source: http://www.mediaresearch.org/cyberalerts/2003/cyb20030128.asp#4

What Planet, Again?

“They [network news] tend to marginalize it [anti-war protests] by only interviewing the guy dressed as a carrot on stilts or Wavy Gravy. You know what I mean? Like some guy with no teeth and a tie-dyed Grateful Dead shirt, because they want to marginalize it.”

Source: http://www.mediaresearch.org/cyberalerts/2003/cyb20030128.asp#4

The World Was Better When the U.S.S.R, Was a Superpower

"The world would be better off with multiple superpowers."

"Sure [our enemies should be more powerful], when Communist U.S.S.R. was a superpower, the world was better off. The right-wing media is trying to marginalize the peace movement."

Source: http://worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=31259

She's Got all the Facts

"This [Iraq] is a manufactured conflict for the sake of geopolitical dominance in the area."

"There is no evidence of weapons of mass destruction. You never even get that idea floated in the mainstream media. If you bring it up, they hate the messenger. You've ruined everyone's good time."

Source: http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp-dyn?pagename=article&node=&contentId=A47534-2003Jan26&notFound=true

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Extended News
KEYWORDS: garofalo; hollyweird; hollywood; hollywoodclowns; hollywoodleft; janeanegarofalo; popculture; quotes
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Just to show you all that Garofalo's quote about how it wasn't "hip" to criticize Clinton wasn't her only idiotic quote. Apparently Garofalo is a Major League AIRHEAD who tries to pass herself off as an intellectual because she watches Satellite TV.
1 posted on 04/01/2003 5:59:39 PM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix
ROTFL!!!
2 posted on 04/01/2003 6:01:46 PM PST by Dajjal
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To: PJ-Comix
But she wears EMO glasses?

EMO glasses never lie.
3 posted on 04/01/2003 6:03:16 PM PST by Bogey78O (check it out... http://freepers.zill.net/users/bogey78o_fr/puppet.swf)
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To: Dajjal
Garofalo actually claimed that she was well informed on foreign affairs because she watches Satellite TV. I'll try to find the exact quote on that.
4 posted on 04/01/2003 6:04:51 PM PST by PJ-Comix (A Person With No Sense Of Humor Is Someone Who Confuses The Irreverent With The Irrelevant)
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Interesting... Apparently she likes girls instead of boys.
5 posted on 04/01/2003 6:07:49 PM PST by Humidston (Do not remove this tag under penalty of law)
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To: PJ-Comix
Bttt...what a moron!
6 posted on 04/01/2003 6:08:22 PM PST by MWS (Errare humanum est, in errore perservare stultum.)
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To: PJ-Comix
ROTFLMAO!!!!

"Apparently Garofalo is a Major League AIRHEAD who tries to pass herself off as an intellectual because she watches Satellite TV"

I always considered her a gum smacking bugs bunny clone with a bad dye job and funky glasses that make her look like like a huge mosquito.

7 posted on 04/01/2003 6:10:53 PM PST by judicial meanz (Audaces Fortuna Juvat)
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To: MWS
You'll never go broke underestimating the intelligence of a Liberal.
8 posted on 04/01/2003 6:12:35 PM PST by Free ThinkerNY (((The Left is a member of the Axis of Evil )))
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She also claimed on Bill Maher's show this weekend that the conservatives made up the fact that peace protestors carried a "We support our troops. When they shoot their officers." banner in San Francisco.

I guess the "conservative" television networks let her down when they didn't show that banner to the uninformed masses.

I'm shocked that her mystery all-knowing satellite channel also missed this.



9 posted on 04/01/2003 6:13:03 PM PST by dead
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There she is on the left (in more ways than one).

10 posted on 04/01/2003 6:14:26 PM PST by Excuse_My_Bellicosity
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To: dead
OOPS. LOL
11 posted on 04/01/2003 6:14:50 PM PST by DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet ("Eleven. Exactly. One louder." - Nigel Tufnel)
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To: PJ-Comix
The site www.geekswithguns.com has a GREAT name for her:

Janeane God-Awful-Ho
12 posted on 04/01/2003 6:16:20 PM PST by newyorkronin
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What a F****** lunatic.

This woman's thought's aren't even worth the keystrokes to record.

How the hell does she get such attention?

13 posted on 04/01/2003 6:20:17 PM PST by Jhoffa_ (Frodo sleeps with men...)
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To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity
She's actually kind of cute.

What a waste..

14 posted on 04/01/2003 6:21:28 PM PST by Jhoffa_ (Frodo sleeps with men...)
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15 posted on 04/01/2003 6:26:34 PM PST by O.C. - Old Cracker
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“They [network news] tend to marginalize it [anti-war protests] by only interviewing the guy dressed as a carrot on stilts or Wavy Gravy. You know what I mean? Like some guy with no teeth and a tie-dyed Grateful Dead shirt, because they want to marginalize it.”

I notice they interview Janeane quite a bit too. Is she closer to the carrot on stilts, or the the guy with no teeth?

16 posted on 04/01/2003 6:36:59 PM PST by RJL
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If she didn't have a pu**y, she would be shot for the bounty!

17 posted on 04/01/2003 6:39:24 PM PST by lawdude
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To: dead
I would have ripped that banner down and made that bald SOB eat it!
18 posted on 04/01/2003 6:40:29 PM PST by Ajnin
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To: RJL
Is she closer to the carrot on stilts, or the the guy with no teeth?

She is closer to the scarecrow with no brains.

19 posted on 04/01/2003 6:43:48 PM PST by PJ-Comix (A Person With No Sense Of Humor Is Someone Who Confuses The Irreverent With The Irrelevant)
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To: Ajnin
Garofalo claims she is "insulted" by the sight of the American flag but loves to see a homo burning it.
20 posted on 04/01/2003 6:45:40 PM PST by PJ-Comix (A Person With No Sense Of Humor Is Someone Who Confuses The Irreverent With The Irrelevant)
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