[Poohbah]

Saddam's not dead...he's just pining for the fjords.

[lmavk]

DING DONG The bastard's gotta be dead

[mlbford2]

I think Saddam might be too crispy for live TV.

[smith288]

Is it a statement by the dead one?

[Political Junkie Too]

Maybe they'll do that Conan O'Brien gag and superimpose lips on a photo of Hussein.

-PJ

[ElectricStrawberry]

Saddam id dead.

[areafiftyone]

Please help the hearing and seeing impaired (Helen Keller cubies!) Thanks!

[wideawake]

Bloomberg headline: IRAQI STATEMENT ENDS: NO SIGN OF SADDAM

[MediaMole]

Do Ouija boards come in arabic?

[CROSSHIGHWAYMAN]

"Everybody fight!"

As for me...........

"I'm hiding under my bed"

[blastdad51]

I'm very concerned about Saddam's health and welfare:-)

[Teacher317]

The body doubles are getting bad. The regime must be in really bad shape! ;^)

[legman]

He's toast or in Venezuela with Chavez.

[shadowman99]

"Live thread" - (Nelson Munz voice) HA HA!!!!

[TheAbbodad]

Is he being shown with his 70 virgins?

[SarahW]

I hate him too. Somebody drop a house on that guy!

[Scott from the Left Coast]

Sounded like one of those posthumous greatest hits collections that you see advertised on cable TV.

[Right Angler]

That was the funniest thing I ever saw on TV. Are they really stupid enough to think we are that stupid?

[Zebra]

Apparently the seance has been canceled.

[Dahoser]

For the 40-somethings and older among us, it reminds you of the old Billy Crystal routine about playing high school basketball against the tough NYC inner city schools and the chants directed against his school, "Erasmus! Erasmus! Kill them! Kill them!"