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ALOHA!

CANTEEN ALOHA LOUNGE IS OPEN!

 

Blue Hawii (Elvis Presley)
(Click On The Photo)

WELCOME TO THE CANTEEN ALOHA LOUNGE!
We are your activities directors!
Please feel free to peruse activities and transportation selections!
Remember, this is the Canteen Aloha Lounge--Time is Irrelevant!

 


TRANSPORTATION FOR OUR GUESTS:


Outrigger or Canoe


The Magic Island Bus


Kitesurfing (Ma really wants you to pick this..don't make her mad)


Wimp Out and Take A Convertible! Hehehe!

 

CANTEEN ALOHA LOUNGE FOOD OPTIONS:

Coconut Trees
Click On The Thumbnails! Hey! You've Gotta Earn Your Keep!
Get Up There and Get A Coconut!!


Yummy! (Kiwi, Pineapple, Guava, Papaya, Mango, and Coconuts! Woohoo)


Alright! Let's just feast! Open Call At The Buffett!


You can't find anywhere to sit? Come On In!!


 

WANNA SHACK?
(Get your head out of the gutter)


After you feed your face, get some exercise with the canoe!
This is where you can sleep after all that pigging out and exercising!


Alright Wimps! You can stay to the ones right off the Beach!


How about this one? Um, watch out for the coconuts falling!
No! Our insurance doesn't cover stupidity!

 

 

ENTERTAINMENT AT THE CANTEEN ALOHA LOUNGE!

Here's Our Wonderful Friends That Will Help You Learn How To
Hula, Fire Dance, Siva, Tahitian, and make a fool of yourself!
Please click on their pictures! Remember, the kids have an
attention span even worse than Burka Man. So? Don't ask them
how to do anything. They'll be bored within a second!


Cheap Serenaders!
Everyone get up and shake your booty! Woohoo!

Beach Party SongJamoa Jam--Pacific Colours!
Wanna dance with them?

Hukilau Time
Hukilau Time! If you can't keep up, too bad!

Elvis Presley's Moonlight Swim
Wanna dance with Heidi? Make sure you don't twirl her around!

Mills Brothers Little Grass Shack
God Bless America? Surf's Up, Dudes!

Almost True (Elvis Presley)
Ladies, anyone wanna learn how to dig? Hello!!

PCC
Fire Dancing! Yes, It's Hot!

PCC
Tired Yet? Let's All Do It!


Are you tired yet?

Here's what happens when you have had too much Kava to drink!
Lime In The Coconut (Harry Nilsson)
(Click On Men With Coconuts)


Elvis Presley --Aloha Oe
(Click On Lili)

Thank you for visiting us at The Canteen Aloha Lounge!
We hope you've had a great time!
If you'd like to add more pictures or teach anyone how to properly dance,
please feel free to post it. Ma and MoJo don't mind at all!

Oh! One more thing:

DON HO ALERT!
Tiny Bubbles (Don Ho)
Aloha Oe
(Until We Meet Again)


1 posted on 03/31/2003 3:21:03 AM PST by MoJo2001
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192 posted on 03/31/2003 11:10:20 AM PST by DoughtyOne
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To: MoJo2001; xm177e2; mercy; Wait4Truth; hole_n_one; GretchenEE; Clinton's a rapist; buffyt; ...
God bless our President, God bless our troops, and God bless the United States of America!

227 posted on 03/31/2003 12:14:42 PM PST by JohnHuang2
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To: MoJo2001
Here is some transportation for the Dudes.
 
 
 

229 posted on 03/31/2003 12:27:41 PM PST by Radix (This one comes with a view!)
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To: MoJo2001
Coconuts?
 
 
 
"...Their film careers began with two movies based on their prior stage hits, "The Coconuts" in 1929 and "Animal Crackers" in 1930."

243 posted on 03/31/2003 1:40:08 PM PST by Radix (I got your coconuts right here MoJo)
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To: MoJo2001
DIVA, wonderful thread! I LOVE HAWAII! So many wonderful memories. My friends and I were always mistaken as locals, obviously. LOL! A lot of Ilocanos (Filipinos from the Ilocos Norte and Ilocos Sur region). How can I forget "Pearly Shells" from Hawaiian dance lessons. So laid back and relaxing - SIGH! I miss tropical fruits especialy manggoes, my favorite. Time to make a trip - maybe Tahiti.....

Some PIDGIN

AKAMAI
You know my Feezicks Professah, you know da bolo head one? Some AKAMAI!

(D) Someone who is very smart
(T) You know my Physics Professor at the University of Hawaii Manoa? The one with the shinny bald head? He is the most intelligent man I have ever known!

AN DEN
An den? Ho pretty good, how you?

(D) what's up? how are you doing?
(T) And how might you be doing this glorious day? Just fine & dandy. And how are you doing my friend?

AZNUTS
Honey, Tutu wen bungie jump H3 dis morn'in. Wat!?! AZNUTS!!!
(D)That is insane, rediculous, out of your mind, that's nuts
(T)Honey, Grandmother bungie jumped off of the new freeway this morning. Are you kidding? That is insane!!!

BO-DA-DEM
Which Keki you going take to da store? Oh, I going take BO-DA-DEM.

(D)Both of them.
(T)Have you decided which of our children are going to get to accompany you to the mall? Well, I've decided to take both of them.

BRAH-
Ho brah, you wen dawn patrol?
(D) your friend or buddy
(T) Hey my good friend, by the way, did you get up early this morning & surf at first light?

BROK' DA MOUT
Da lau lau, da lomi salmon da kalua pig. Wat? Brok'da mout.
(D) tastes delicious, yummy
(T)The wonderful, delicious types of Hawaiian foods. Yes? They taste so yummy, like nothing I've ever had before!

Link to More Pidgin

257 posted on 03/31/2003 3:47:25 PM PST by LaDivaLoca (God bless President Bush, our Military and may He bless America)
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To: MoJo2001
 
 
A Bravo Company Tanks 3rd Batallion 4th Marine soldier eats breakfast on top of the A1M1 tank "Prom Queen", about 100 km south of Baghdad
 
 
 
Lance Corporal Timothy Young of Las Vegas, NV , front, gets hair cut from Lt. Kealoha Stoke of Palms, CA, while taking advantage of afternoon downtime along the road to Baghdad
 
 
Captain Brian Lewis of Tri Cities, WA, left, and Master Sgt. Alan Johnson of Beeville, TX, listen to the BBC News by short wave radio during afternoon downtime along the road to Baghdad.
 
Sgt. Bartlomiej Bochenski of Davilley, CT, takes a nap next to M-2 machinegun on the road about 100km south of Baghdad.
 
 
 

259 posted on 03/31/2003 3:56:29 PM PST by Radix (31 March 2003)
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To: All
To our Military -

Thank you for protecting US. Sleep well and safe. May you be protected. May your families' hearts be at ease.

Thank you to our Allies.

296 posted on 03/31/2003 5:38:57 PM PST by American Preservative
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