I was gone????????? Where was I? Did I have a good time?
I was gone????????? Where was I? Did I have a good time?
I don't think so. LOL!
The Trap
A brigade of Iraqi soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a
voice call from behind a sand dune. "One man from Texas is better
than ten Iraqis."
The Iraqi commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the dune
where upon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes and
then, silence.
The voice once again calls out "One man from Texas is better
than one hundred Iraqi."
Furious, the Iraqi commander sends his next best 100 troops over the
dune and instantly a huge gun fight commences. After 10 minutes of battle,
again, silence.
The Rebel voice calls out again "One man from Texas is better
than one thousand Iraqi."
The enraged Iraqi commander musters 1000 fighters and sends them to
the other side of the dune. Rifle fire, machine guns, grenades, rockets
and cannon fire ring out as a terrible battle is fought.... Then silence.
Eventually one badly wounded Iraqi fighter crawls back over the dune
and with his dying words tells his commander, "Don't send any more
men...... it's a trap. It's two Texas Rangers.