WAR TIME HUMOR

3/27/03

[paltz]

What is the Iraqi air force motto?
>I came, I saw, Iran. >

> Have you heard about the new Iraqi air force exercise program?
> Each morning you raise your hands above your head, and leave them there. >

> What's the five-day forecast for Baghdad?
> Two days. >

> What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common?
> They both have Kurds in their way. >

> What is the best Iraqi job?
> Foreign ambassador. >

> Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?
> You only have to teach them to take off. >

> How do you play Iraqi bingo?
> B-52 ... F-16 ... B-52 >

> What is Iraq's national bird?
> Duck. >

> What do Saddam and General Custer have in common?
> They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from! >

> Why does the Iraqi navy have glass bottom boats? > So they can see their air force.
>

> Why won't Iraq's leader disarm his nation, but would rather cut > off his countrymen's hands, feet and tongues??
> Because Iraq's leader is SoDamn Insane!!

[Blood of Tyrants]

Why don't they have WalMarts or Kmarts in Iraq?

Because they only have Targets.

[MarMema]

LOL, bttt!

[bedolido]

LOL... inappropriate... but very funny. Thanks

[smokeyb]

Watching Fox now..... Looks like Baghdad is having bomby weather.

[Conspiracy Guy]

They were predicting smokey to partly smokey with explosions locally heavy at times.

[AZamericonnie]

Looks like Baghdad is having bomby weather.... Now that was a good comeback!

[sonofatpatcher2]

Tell those Gay Anti-War Protesters
to come to Iraq for a visit!
We have no sodomy laws!

[kjam22]

> What do Saddam and General Custer have in common? > They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from! >

That one made me laugh...

[smokeyb]

We seem to be raining on Sadaam's parade

[JSteff]

Dealing with Peace Activist. Etiquette and Lessons

Many of us will encounter "Peace Activists" who will try and convince us that we must refrain from retaliating against the ones who terrorized us all on September 11, 2001, and those who support terror.

These activists may be alone or in a gathering.....most of us don't know how to react to them. When you come upon one of these people, or one of their rallies, here are the proper rules of etiquette:

1. Listen politely while this person explains their views. Strike up a conversation if necessary and look very interested in their ideas. They will tell you how revenge is immoral, and that by attacking the people who did this to us, we will only bring on more violence. They will probably use many arguments, ranging from political to religious to humanitarian.

2. In the middle of their remarks, without any warning, punch them in the nose.

3. When the person gets up off of the ground, they will be very angry and they may try to hit you, so be careful.

4. Very quickly and calmly remind the person that violence only brings about more violence and remind them of their stand on this matter. Tell them if they are really committed to a nonviolent approach to undeserved attacks, they will turn the other cheek and negotiate a solution. Tell them they must lead by example if they really believe what they are saying.

5. Most of them will think for a moment and then agree that you are correct.

6. As soon as they do that, hit them again. Only this time hit them much harder. Square in the nose.

7. Repeat steps 2-5 until the desired results are obtained and the idiot realizes how stupid of an argument he/she is making.

8. There is no difference in an individual attacking an unsuspecting victim or a group of terrorists attacking a nation of people. It is unacceptable and must be dealt with. Perhaps at a high cost.

We owe our military a huge debt for what they are about to do for us and our children. We must support them and our leaders at times like these. We have no choice. We either strike back, VERY HARD, or we will keep getting hit in the nose.

Lesson over, class dismissed

[smokeyb]

"We have no sodomy laws"

is that sodomy or Sadaamy ?

[Conspiracy Guy]

In the morning they are expecting missile flurries but no accumulation is expected.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Q: Where do the Iraqis keep their armies?

A: Up their sleeveies.

[smokeyb]

"In the morning they are expecting missile flurries but no accumulation is expected."

But there is definately a flurry of Stormtroopers on the horizon.

[sonofatpatcher2]

Re: is that sodomy or Sadaamy?

"Well, Bill and I
call it just clean fun."

[Feiny]

[CodeJockey]

Q: Why is the camel called the ship the desert?

A: Because it's full of Iraqi semen.

[sonofatpatcher2]

[Feiny]