Now, class let's review what we have. The Iraqi convoy (of Toyotas and other cutting edge military vehicles) started out on a road south of Baghdad. The coordinates of every part of that road are well-known to the US Air Force. JDAMS can have those coordinates, every 500 years, entered into their memories. Then those bombs can land where they're programmed, even through a sand storm. What do we have, class? We have an occasion that calls for singing the "Saddam Song." All together now:
"Ka-boom, Ka-boom, Sha-da-da-da-da-da-da, Sha-da-da-da-da-da-da
Life could be a dream...."
Very good, class. You are now well ahead of most of the press, light years ahead of Peter Arnett.
Congressman Billybob
Latest column, not yet up on UPI, and FR, "The A-MAA-zing War Wizard"
Latest book(let), "to Restore Trust in America."
"Colin, do you know what time it is?"
"No, Mr. President, what time is it?"
Todo el mundo: Time to Bomb Saddam.