USO Canteen FReeper Style ~ Camp Run-A-Muck ~ WooHoo! ~ March 26 2003

[tomkow6]

Oh, BOY! The Circus is HERE!  Oh, BOY!

 

The CIRCUS is HERE!

...What do we do today?....the CIRCUS is here.....clowns?......YOU'RE A CLOWN....Ma, he called me a clown.......stop it, you three...
...LIONS?.....TIGERS?......BEARS?...oh, my?......QUIET!....is there gonna be a PARADE?.. ..I wanna see the sideshow....I want some popcorn...Stop hitting me...
...Sigfried & Roy?.......where's the PARADE..........it's comin'...........giggle...snicker...Maw! she hit me....go to your room....

Welcome to Camp RUN-A-MUK!

Today, the CIRCUS comes to the Canteen!

  Where the Plan Of the Day is: Mirth...Merriment...and FUN!
Kick back! Relax! Tell a joke or two! Have a brew ! The BAR is OPEN!
We've got Eye candy...Mind candy... & Chicken soup for the soul!

To start today's CIRCUS is a PARADE!
  

  

 

  

   

The CIRCUS is HERE!

 

Welcome to the greatest show for OUR troops,

in Cyberspace!

[snippy_about_it]

I've really got to get some pop up stopper software, just in the last couple weeks it started overwhelming me. I've cleaned my machine, deleted cookies, etc, but it won't stop.

I'm going mad I tell ya!

[Soaring Feather]

Ms Feather, is flying tonight!!

[snippy_about_it]

Don't bother...they're here. :)



Okay, I couldn't resist that. Sorry.

[Soaring Feather]

[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

"I've really got to get some pop up stopper software"

TIP of the Day
As soon as a new window opens hit Ctrl and W and same time.

[HiJinx]

The JSTARS Common Ground Station (CGS) is one of MI's many intelligence collection systems. It can detect, locate, track, classify, and assist in attacking both fixed and moving targets.

This JSTARS (Joint Surveillance and Target Acquisition Radar System) CGS is maneuvering near Tucson, getting ready to take a feed from a JSTARS E-8 aircraft tracking targets on the range at Ft. Huachuca...Hu-AH!

[Soaring Feather]

Chatty Birds for you entertainment!

[firewalk]

(-:

[Soaring Feather]

Diva Darlin'!!

How good of you to come!!

[Kathy in Alaska]

*HUG* Thank you, thank you, HJ! This is so cool to be able to learn this kind of stuff from our own. You guys explain so well and then when we hear about "stuff" on the news, I for one, can say, AH HA!, I know what that is.

[firewalk]

Hello bentfeather, goodnight

[Soaring Feather]

You are going to sleep??

GoodNite.

[Kathy in Alaska]

Hi, cote. I am always pained when anyone boos any National Anthem. And it doesn't matter to me whose it is. When will people learn.

[firewalk]

sleep...nope...not me (-:

[Kathy in Alaska]

Oh no, I never even caught up enough to say Good Morning!

Good Night, BIS!

[Bethbg79]

Hi Snippy!

I hope you had a good day. :-)

[firewalk]

Hiya Kathy (-:

[Soaring Feather]

A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit
jump out across the middle of the road.

He swerves to avoid hitting it,
but unfortunately the rabbit
jumps right in front of the car.

The driver, a sensitive man
as well as an animal lover,
pulls over and gets out to see
what has become of the rabbit.
Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead.

The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.

A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway
sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over.
She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong.

"I feel terrible," he explains,
"I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it."

The blonde says, "Don't worry."

She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can.
She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit,
bends down, and sprays the contents onto the rabbit.

The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them
and hops off down the road.

Ten feet away the rabbit stops,
turns around and waves again,
he hops down the road another 10 feet,
turns and waves, hops another ten feet,
turns and waves, and repeats this again
and again and again,
until he hops out of sight.

The man is astonished.
He runs over to the woman and demands,
"What is in that can?
What did you spray on that rabbit?"

The woman turns the can around
so that the man can read the label.

It says...

(Are you ready for this?)

It says,
"Hair Spray -
Restores life to dead hair,
adds permanent wave."

Have a nice day! :-)

[Bethbg79]

Hey Ms Kathy!

I got you some popcorn and cotton candy for the show!

[Kathy in Alaska]

030321-N-4142G-004 Arabian Gulf (Mar. 21, 2003) – Aircrew from the “Red Griffins” of Sea Control Squadron Three Eight (VS-38) perform a pre-flight inspection of their aircraft before launching from the flight deck of USS Constellation (CV 64). Constellation and her embarked Carrier Air Wing Two (CVW-2) are conducting combat missions in support of Operation Iraqi Freedom. U.S. Navy photo by Photographer's Mate 2nd Class Felix Garza Jr. (RELEASED)

An F/A-18C Hornet assigned to the “Fighting Vigilantes” of Strike Fighter Squadron One Five One (VFA-151) launches from the flight deck aboard the aircraft carrier USS Constellation (CV 64). Constellation and Carrier Air Wing Two (CVW-2) are deployed with coalition forces in support of Operation Iraqi Freedom, the multi-national coalition effort to liberate the Iraqi people, eliminate Iraq’s weapons of mass destruction, and end the regime of Saddam Hussein. U.S. Navy photo by Photographer's Mate 2nd Class Daniel J. McLain. (RELEASED)

USS Constellation Air Wing 2 Hits Targets Near Basra

Story Number: NNS030325-07
Release Date: 3/25/2003 10:46:00 AM

By U.S. Naval Forces Central Command/U.S. 5th Fleet

FIFTH FLEET AREA OF OPERATION (NNS) -- Aircraft from two squadrons with Carrier Air Wing 2, USS Constellation (CV 64) Battle Group successfully destroyed three significant Iraqi naval targets March 25. The aircraft involved received short-order tasking for a time-sensitive strike to engage several naval targets in the vicinity of Basra.

Two F/A-18C Hornets from Strike Fighter Squadron (VFA) 151, "The Vigilantes," one of three F/A-18 squadrons aboard, participated in the strikes with one aircraft from Sea Control Squadron (VS) 38, "The Red Griffins," the S-3B Viking squadron, aboard Constellation. One Hornet independently identified and destroyed two naval targets. The second Hornet assisted the S-3B Viking with the third target.

The S-3B Viking, working in conjunction with the second F/A-18C, as the laser designator, destroyed its target by firing a laser guided missile, the AGM-65E Maverick. The F/A-18 provides laser illumination throughout target engagements.

This event was the first time the Navy's S-3 has received tasking for overland strikes in its 30 year history. In addition, it is also the first time the S-3 has fired a laser-guided missile in combat. The S-3 B Viking performs multiple missions to include tanking support, anti-submarine warfare (ASW), electronic support measures, and precision and general purpose strike.

The Hornet, a multimission fighter/attack aircraft, provides air to air and air to ground strike capabilities.

Air Wing 2 with Constellation is currently deployed in the Northern Arabian Gulf and is serving in support of Operation Iraqi Freedom.