[ambrose]

No way. If that fat jerk stopped eating for a month, it might actually improve his health.

[DD938]

Done.

[jagrmeister]

Here's the themes I'm driving at:

1. Moore claims he's a crusading social activist but is instead a phony: He is unwilling to make any sacrifices to demonstrate his commitment to his cause. He is therefore not a social activist, merely a windbag.

2. Moore constantly refers to his attacks on the President and America, while we're at war, as patriotic. However, patriotism is not merely about rights and entitlements, but also about responsibility and restraint. You can indulge yourself and shoot your mouth off about how wrong America is while our troops are in harm's way, but most Americans choose not to because while they are within their rights to do so, no matter what they're politics, they know that words have consequences when our troops are in harm's way.

3. Simultaneoulsy tagging Moore as a lapdog for Saddam Hussein; positioning us on the side of the oppressed Iraqi people. All the food Moore gives up will be mailed to the latter.

[CGTRWK]

In heavy trading, McDonald's Corporation (NYSE-MCD) drops 18% on the news.

[drq]

bump

[weegee]

[pulaskibush]

How about a petition to deport Mike Moore to France.

[onehipdad]

Request he eat sh!t and die...

[Alex Murphy]

*There were some that wanted to go the other direction of sending Moore more high-cholesterol foods so that he has a coronary. I can understand why this would be a good inside joke on Free Republic, but I want this petition to be widespread and I just think some might find the concept of death in mind as somewhat hateful.

That particular suggestion originated with me, as originally found in this thread.. Yes, it was meant for chuckles, but it was based on some real advice I gave a few years ago to a co-worker/friend of mine.

My friend had problems with a paticularly snide - and seriously overweight - sister-in-law who insisted on controlling and complaining about any social event she set foot in. My suggestion to my friend was to keep a box of Ho-Hos handy for whenever the sister-in-law stopped by to visit, and to let the other painfully obvious character flaw take over. Thus, her sister-in-law a) would be too busy feeding her face to be snide, and b) would know that my co-worker had found a way to restrain her socially destructive impulses, via her out-of-control appetite.

I humbly offer the same advice again, for the same reasons and to the same ends. But I'll sign your petition anyway!

[maestro]

'Moor' always wants 'Moor'.

[CyberAnt]

These people crave attention! You're giving this jackass way too much!!

[MarMema]

ping for later signature..

[S.O.S121.500]

No way. I'm holding out for the petition that moore eat the small end of a smith & wesson product.

[CTY40]

I'm on board; thanks for the great idea. Perhaps if this works, we could convince him to take a vow of silence?

[Beck_isright]

I am 100% against this petition, sorry. Not unless I can sell all of my Krispy Kreme stock first. Then it's ok.

V

[Yankee]

The economy is already sluggish.

Do you really want to hurt the farming industry that badly?

He's probably already gotten his just punishment anyway.

Just look at that obese, fugly beast with him at the Oscars.

How would you like to have to sleep with that thing?

[weegee]

I hear that Michael received a special Oscar at the awards ceremony. Instead of the traditional gold statuette, Mr. Moore's was gold foil wrapped around a solid chocolate figure.