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Petition Ready: Request Moore go on Hunger Strike
Petitions Online ^ | 3/25/2003 | Jagrmeister

Posted on 03/25/2003 3:10:57 PM PST by jagrmeister

The petition discussed about Moore yesterday is now ready at http://www.petitiononline.com/moore131/petition.html Please sign it. If you missed yesterday's discussion, here is the synopsis:

For the simple purpose of embarassing Michael Moore as an obese hypocrite, we are creating a petition for Moore to go on a hunger strike to demonstrate his seriousness as a social activist. True activists like Gandhi and Chavez went on hunger strikes to prove their sincerity. The notion of Moore going on a hunger strike is unthinkable. He doesn't know the meaning of the word sacrifice.

*There were some that wanted to go the other direction of sending Moore more high-cholesterol foods so that he has a coronary. I can understand why this would be a good inside joke on Free Republic, but I want this petition to be widespread and I just think some might find the concept of death in mind as somewhat hateful. So do sign this petition. After Moore criticized the President (while we're at war), he justified it afterwards by saying "I'm an American." I'd like to change the nature of the discussion of what it means to be patriotic, and I think highlighting Moore's lack of sacrifice for his convictions and lack of restraint will do just that.

What we can do:

*Sign the Petition (let's try to get 100 signatures, or more if possible): http://www.petitiononline.com/moore131/petition.html

*Email the Petition to others (using Petitions Online website or directly): http://www.petitiononline.com/cgi-bin/mailpage.cgi?moore131/petition.html

*Email your favorite conservative radio talk show host to plug it on their show. "Here's something your listeners might be interested in..." -------------

Here is the petition -------- Who is Michael Moore?

Michael Moore is the producer of leftist "crockumentaries" such as 'Bowling of Columbine', a documentary so factually flawed that even its title is based on a false urban legend. The obese movie producer recently used his acceptance speech at the Oscars to bash President Bush and the American effort to liberate the Iraqi people, saying "We live in a time where we have a man sending us to war for fictitious reasons. Whether it is the fiction of duct tape or the fiction of orange alerts, we are against this war, Mr. Bush. Shame on you, Mr. Bush!". Moore was booed loudly.

Why should we request that Moore go on a hunger strike?

Moore recently said, 'The majority of Americans do not want to see our young boys killed, and the majority of people didn't vote for the man sitting in the White House, and I'll keep saying that until he's out of there.' If the 300 lb. Moore is honest about his outrage against the President and America's liberation of the Iraqi people, he should prove the point by his deeds not his words. No more hot air, Mr. Moore. It's time to put up or shut up. In order to determine the sincerity of Moore's support for America's enemies, we request that he go on a hunger strike immediately.

The request could be summed up this way: Is this 300 pound oaf, known for his miserable personal hygeine, also a hypocrite or is he willing to demonstrate the courage of his convictions by making what for him would be the ultimate sacrifice? Patriotism is about more than just rights and entitlements, it is also about responsibility and duty. It means sacrifice and restraint. Going on a hunger strike will be no small feat. It will require the restraint that Moore so obviously lacks, as evinced both by his bulging waistline and his harsh anti-american vitriol while our troops are in harm's way. We are asking Moore to do more than talk. If he wants to convince us that he is sincere about the depths of America's depravity, he should make what to him would be the greatest sacrifice- the tasty treats. No more Rice Krispie squares, Mr. Moore. No more pork chops. And all the food that Moore would have otherwise devoured will be sent to innocent Iraqis suffering under the man Moore is defending- Saddam Hussein. Michael Moore has gone to bat for Saddam Hussein, attacking America while we're at war. But is he willing to prove that he is more than a windbag and demonstrate his convictions by going on a hunger strike? We the people shall decide. After all, this is a democracy. Please sign this petition. Thank you.

http://www.petitiononline.com/moore131/petition.html


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1 posted on 03/25/2003 3:10:57 PM PST by jagrmeister
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To: jagrmeister
No way. If that fat jerk stopped eating for a month, it might actually improve his health.
2 posted on 03/25/2003 3:12:13 PM PST by ambrose
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To: ambrose
Good point. I'm sending him 10 pounds of chorizo.
3 posted on 03/25/2003 3:13:12 PM PST by Britton J Wingfield
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To: jagrmeister
Done.
4 posted on 03/25/2003 3:16:22 PM PST by DD938 (God Bless America & Great Britian ( an old Navy veteran))
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To: jagrmeister
Here's the themes I'm driving at:

1. Moore claims he's a crusading social activist but is instead a phony: He is unwilling to make any sacrifices to demonstrate his commitment to his cause. He is therefore not a social activist, merely a windbag.

2. Moore constantly refers to his attacks on the President and America, while we're at war, as patriotic. However, patriotism is not merely about rights and entitlements, but also about responsibility and restraint. You can indulge yourself and shoot your mouth off about how wrong America is while our troops are in harm's way, but most Americans choose not to because while they are within their rights to do so, no matter what they're politics, they know that words have consequences when our troops are in harm's way.

3. Simultaneoulsy tagging Moore as a lapdog for Saddam Hussein; positioning us on the side of the oppressed Iraqi people. All the food Moore gives up will be mailed to the latter.
5 posted on 03/25/2003 3:17:40 PM PST by jagrmeister
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To: DD938
Thanks. I know people have different ideas on what would make the best petition but there's no perfect solution. Let's go with one and see if we can't get under Moore's skin.
6 posted on 03/25/2003 3:18:38 PM PST by jagrmeister
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To: jagrmeister
In heavy trading, McDonald's Corporation (NYSE-MCD) drops 18% on the news.
7 posted on 03/25/2003 3:20:20 PM PST by CGTRWK
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To: jagrmeister
bump
8 posted on 03/25/2003 3:20:27 PM PST by drq
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To: Britton J Wingfield
I say we dip him in Prid and watch him explode.
9 posted on 03/25/2003 3:20:28 PM PST by tacticalogic (Controlled application of force is the sincerest form of communication.)
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To: tacticalogic
what is prid?
10 posted on 03/25/2003 3:26:08 PM PST by Britton J Wingfield
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11 posted on 03/25/2003 3:28:01 PM PST by weegee
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To: ambrose
No way. If that fat jerk stopped eating for a month, it might actually improve his health.

I agree, the fat slob can eat until he busts.

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12 posted on 03/25/2003 3:30:09 PM PST by Kaslin
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To: Britton J Wingfield
Drawing salve - it's used to "draw" or open up abcesses so they can drain.
13 posted on 03/25/2003 3:32:03 PM PST by tacticalogic (Controlled application of force is the sincerest form of communication.)
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To: jagrmeister
How about a petition to deport Mike Moore to France.
14 posted on 03/25/2003 3:33:11 PM PST by pulaskibush
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To: pulaskibush
We don't need another war on our hands.
15 posted on 03/25/2003 3:36:18 PM PST by weegee (McCarthy was right, Fight the Red Menace)
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To: ambrose
How about lyposuction, Freeper style...

Bowie knife and a shop vac.

16 posted on 03/25/2003 3:39:34 PM PST by gov_bean_ counter
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To: tacticalogic
Cool. We'll need a really big squeegee.
17 posted on 03/25/2003 3:40:02 PM PST by Britton J Wingfield
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To: Britton J Wingfield
Oh man!

Come on!!

Why are you wasting good chorizo?

18 posted on 03/25/2003 3:40:23 PM PST by Luis Gonzalez (The Ever So Humble Banana Republican)
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To: jagrmeister
Request he eat sh!t and die...
19 posted on 03/25/2003 3:41:49 PM PST by onehipdad
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To: Luis Gonzalez
I didn't say it would be good chorizo :)
20 posted on 03/25/2003 3:42:14 PM PST by Britton J Wingfield
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