Gee, the Colonel beat willie to the punch. He'd planned to devote an entire 300 page chapter in his book to his lies (in single spaced 8 point type).
Clintoon's book will be published by Alfred Knopf Publishing.
“Knopf” is 13th Century German for “ incredibly stupid buyer of other peoples’ garbage.” Knopf is a very old publishing house best known for such early classics as
“How to Enjoy The Inquisition” by Father Torquemada
“You Get My Point?” by Vlad the Impaler
“Guillotine Maintenance and Repair” by Citizen Robespierre
JUST OFF THE PRESSES: “Trent Lott’s Guide to Effective Extemporaneous Public Speaking,” “Keeping YOUR Man Faithful and at Home” by Hillary Rodham Clinton and “Martha Stewart’s Handbook for Profitable Investing” (includes Martha’s BONUS SELECTION: “Prison on a Budget.”)
Cumming soon to a dumpster or landfill near you!
Not that I miss it, but didn't Clinton promise a book within a reasonable time after the end of his presidency, like a lot less than 2 years and 2 months? Isn't he like SOOOO overdue?
How much of an advance did he get (was it $8 million?)?
Didn't the Wicked Witch of the West (Hillary, for the uninitiated) get a similar-sized book advance, also producing nothing so far?
Wouldn't it be just rich if the Clintons never produce a book at all, and the bribing, er, publishing houses become just another in a long line of people the Clintons have stiffed (Whitewater investors, Bob Bennett, etc.)?