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Ford Trucks lands Clara Harris as spokesperson.
Registered ^ | 03-11-03 | Registered

Posted on 03/11/2003 7:17:36 AM PST by Registered



TOPICS: Editorial; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: clara; ford; hereshecomesagain; registeredhumor; rollemrollemrollem; trucks
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1 posted on 03/11/2003 7:17:36 AM PST by Registered
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To: Registered
bttt
2 posted on 03/11/2003 7:19:07 AM PST by 1Old Pro
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To: Registered
You da man.
3 posted on 03/11/2003 7:19:23 AM PST by Vigilantcitizen
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To: Howlin; Ed_NYC; MonroeDNA; widgysoft; Springman; Timesink; dubyaismypresident; Grani; coug97; ...
THUMP-THUMP!

"Hold muh beer 'n watch this!" PING....

If you want on or off this list, please let me know!

4 posted on 03/11/2003 7:19:53 AM PST by mhking (Stay on target....)
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To: Registered
Don't Mess With Texas Women!
5 posted on 03/11/2003 7:20:43 AM PST by MEG33
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To: 1Old Pro
Awww... they couldn't find a Hooters' babe as Ford's spokesbabe? If they wanted to go the Clara Harris route they should have hired Helen Thomas. Er, never mind.
6 posted on 03/11/2003 7:20:50 AM PST by goldstategop
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To: xsmommy
Ping for your hero Clara
7 posted on 03/11/2003 7:20:59 AM PST by NeoCaveman (Original White Devil for Sharpton)
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To: Registered
I thought imports were her weapon of choice?
8 posted on 03/11/2003 7:21:03 AM PST by arly
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To: Registered
Who's Clara Harris?
9 posted on 03/11/2003 7:26:09 AM PST by Arkie2 (TSA ="Thousands standing around")
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To: MEG33
I'll remember that, but most of the ones I know are soft and cuddly!
10 posted on 03/11/2003 7:26:14 AM PST by Registered
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To: Registered
"It can go over anything, backward or forward".
11 posted on 03/11/2003 7:26:32 AM PST by AppyPappy (Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris.)
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To: Registered
You're sick.
12 posted on 03/11/2003 7:26:34 AM PST by Old Jarhead 46
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To: Old USMC Sarge
That's been the diagnosis for some time...
13 posted on 03/11/2003 7:27:34 AM PST by Registered
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To: Registered
I couldn't resist! Thank you for Sore Loserman!
14 posted on 03/11/2003 7:29:02 AM PST by MEG33
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To: Registered
Don't forget the independent suspension, so vital when climbing over the body of your husband.
15 posted on 03/11/2003 7:29:02 AM PST by dirtboy (The Pentagon thinks they can create TIA when they can't even keep track of their own contractors)
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That is a sick-looking truck, though. The F-150 Lightning concept has 500hp and 22 inch wheels. Yowza!
16 posted on 03/11/2003 7:29:27 AM PST by Captainpaintball (WAR IS GOOD!!!)
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To: Registered
She's gonna want the 4-Wheel-Drive for that. So much for most women never taking their SUV's "off road".
17 posted on 03/11/2003 7:29:41 AM PST by gridlock (This tag-line is printed with soy-based electrons on 100% post-consumer ether.)
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To: Arkie2
Who's Clara Harris?

Texas woman who ran over her no-good cheating husband, three times.

18 posted on 03/11/2003 7:30:01 AM PST by TC Rider (The United States Constitution © 1791. All Rights Reserved.)
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To: Arkie2
Who's Clara Harris?

A hint: she used to drive a Mercedes...now her husband is pushin' up daisies (there's gotta be a Limerick in there somewhere).

19 posted on 03/11/2003 7:31:02 AM PST by alancarp (anti-Hollywood idiots petition: http://www.ipetitions.com/campaigns/hollywoodceleb/)
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To: MEG33
Sudden passion let her off with 20 years.
20 posted on 03/11/2003 7:32:32 AM PST by MEG33
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