TONIGHT'S 'THE PULSE' on FOX (not FNC) Bill O'Reilly taking on Janeane Garofalo!

FOX ^ | March 6,2003 | FOX

[fight_truth_decay]

What do you think about all of these celebrities who have come out against a war with Iraq? FNC's Bill O'Reilly gets into a slugfest with one of their ilk: Janeane Garafalo. Plus

[fight_truth_decay]

Grab your popcorn!!!

[dennisw]

Yuppie nudist colonies? Sounds OK.

[fight_truth_decay]

I knew that would grab your attention!!

[DCBryan1]

Janeane? Yawn....

Hell, she never struck me as smart, attractive, and definately NOT funny.

She is a small, insecure, ignorant, and insignificant person IMHO.

[TomGuy]

Dang, Janeane Garafalo is a glutton for punishment. Brian Kilmeade already chewed her up on Fox and Friends last week.

[StarfireIV]

He He :) this ought to be good. Barkeep, a Guinness Stout if you please.

[AmericaUnited]

She volunteers to be everyone's favorite punching bag.

[fight_truth_decay]

Pic on her fanclub website:

Think she must be going for the female version of Clark Kent(with glasses) to Superman.

Janeane Garofalo.

[feedback doctor]

Let's hope he brings up the quote from a few years back in Buzz magazine where she said she hated to see the flag and would be happy to see people burning it.

[FoxGirl]

That's a flattering photo of her!

[King Nothing]

on now BUMP!

[King Nothing]

well that was disappointing...

[doug from upland]

(My goodness, I wrote this last July...she has been a pain in the butt for quite awhile)

MIDI - BLOWIN' IN THE WIND

How many beers would it take for you to…do Janeane Garafalo
(Tell me) How many Bud Lights would you have to chug…to tell her please do not go
(Tell me) How many cases of good German ale…before you'd let your love flow
Well, the answer, my friends ---- they don't brew that much beer
The answer ---- they don't brew that much beer

How many gallons of Thunderbird wine…before you'd be drunk enough
(Tell me) Just how much Ripple you'd have to ingest…before you'd go for that stuff
(Tell me) How many liters at under two bucks…to see that wench in the buff
Well, the answer, my friends ---- the world is short of grapes
The answer ---- the world is short of grapes

How many Black Russians would you pour down…to keep from running away
(Tell me) How many quarts of some vodka or Scotch…to say, "I guess it's okay"
(Tell me) How many bowls of 200 proof punch…before you're ready to play
Well, the answer, my friends ---- they don't make that much booze
The answer ---- they don't make that much booze
The answer ---- they don't make that much booze

[TankerKC]

Well, the girl's got balls...er, guts.

[Consort]

The Garofalo

[fight_truth_decay]

What a Bust of a show!..and O'Reilly and Garofalo rode off into the sunset and lived happily ever after!

[fight_truth_decay]

If interested:

E-mail us: pulse@foxnews.com

[Dionysius]

Jihad Janeane had a yearning
To view the autumn leaves turning.
She said "It's okay,
But not nearly as gay
As watching the Stars-and-Stripes burning.

[Chi-townChief]

Wasn't really much of a debate, was it?

[TroutStalker]

Jeanieann Waterbuffalo is so like not hip. She admitted that last Sunday when asked about why clinton wasn't confronted when he attacked other countries. Wasn't hip. Nope.