What To Do With Khalid Shaikh Mohammed

boblonsberry.com ^ | 3/4/03 | Bob Lonsberry

[plain talk]

Again, nobody is recommending or condoning physical torture

Nobody? Think again, bub. Plenty are. We need the information and he needs the torture. It's a win/win.

[Jarhead_22]

I've put some thought into this, primarily in mind of bin Laden, but it applies just as well to KSM.

Put him on trial and convict him of terrorism and mass murder and send him to prison. My custom made prison, just for him and his fellow-jihadis.

His uniform jumpsuit and bedding will be woven out of Owens-Corning fiberglass insulation.

The light in his cell will be provided by one fluorescent fixture that will be on 24/7, and set behind a lexan panel so it can't be broken. One tube will flicker, giving off a constant buzz.

The sink and toilet fixture in his cell will be stainless steel, and the tap will have a slow drip. The toilet will overflow at odd intervals, even when he hasn't flushed it, and the backpressure will spew the contents of the trap out to cover a radius of four or five feet. It will be placed at the head of his bed.

His bed will be a concrete slab set into the wall so that it slopes downward at a 15 degree angle.

The floor of his cell will have an electrical grid that will energize with house current from time to time.

"Afternoon Delight" by the Starland Vocal Band will blast at 124dB from speakers in his cell, sometimes just a snippet of the song, sometimes over and over for hours.

Rats and roaches will crawl up from the floor drain to build nests in his nostrils while he sleeps.

The NYPD ESU will practice cell extractions in his cell.

After a year or so of this treatment, when he has developed a constant twitch and messes his fiberglass jumpsuit at every movement, sound or flash of light, he will be transported to the lawn in front of the section of the Pentagon damaged in the 09.11.01 attacks, and he will be beaten to death by the bare hands of Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld.

Only then will he be fed to pigs.

All of this will be broadcast live worldwide via satellite. Commercial free.

[Nateman]

1. Put him in a room and refuse to tell him which way Mecca is. When he bitches about that tell him "you think God's on you side, let Him tell you which way to prey". After a few days tell him the toilet was specially aligned just for him. Every time he took a dump it was towards Mecca.

2. While he is unconscious implant some speakers in his ear. Get him delirious and start broadcasting in such a way as to make him think God is talking to him. Of course this particular "God" would  definitely be displeased with him and inform him that he was following Satan's wishes all along.

This demonic beast does not deserve a quick death, its much too easy for the likes of him. He should be kept alive as long as possible, in a state of agony.

[cajungirl]

Your problem with that scenario is that the victims relatives are probably really nice americans who wouldn't do it. OTOH some freepers might oblige.

[cajungirl]

I worry about you! LOL

[cajungirl]

I take that back,,I worry about all of us! We are some kinda vengeful people. We are enjoying this all too much.

[LizardQueen]

Have a public stoning in Madison Square Garden. Everyone who lost someone at the hands of Al Qaeda gets a rock.

LQ

[Slings and Arrows]

Keep him awake until he talks. Then keep him awake until he dies. With a bit of suggestion, this torture can incorporate any of the other torments suggested in this thread - after a few days without sleep, he will be delusional and can provide his own pain.

There is nothing we can do to him that is as horrible as what he has done to us, but this is as close as we'll come.

[Attillathehon]

After our new trade center is up....I vote to throw him off.

Set him on fire, first.

[EaglesUpForever]

We are some kinda vengeful people. We are enjoying this all too much.

Perhaps, but there is an incredible amount of frustration at 9/11, have to vent it somehow... The thought of him reaping what he has sown makes me happy, and I'm not ashamed of that. Just what would you propose to do to this guy?

[steve-b]

Have him wake up in a room that looks sort of like the sick bay of the starship Enterprise, attended by folks in silver jumpsuits. Tell him that he went into a coma from interrogation drugs and they had to freeze him until they found a way to cure him, and it's now 200 years later.

After a bit of "recuperation", bring him to Friday services. The service will consist of breast-beating and self-flagelation about the evil heritage of 20th-21st century Islam -- imagine a lecture on American history written by Noam Chomsky and do a few obvious conversions -- interspersed with self-righteous lectures about the duty of all Moslems to give special rights to women, gays, and infidels to make up for the sins of their wicked ancestors.

[FirstTomato]

My suggestion: After torturing him and getting all the information possible, take him up in a helicopter to right above where the observation deck was on the South tower, then push him out.

The fact that there wouldn't be any deck to catch him wouldn't be anyone's fault but his own.

Then, to properly dispose of his body, let hungry hogs eat it.

[pepsionice]

OK, here is my fantasy for Mohammed. Take the guy into a hangar blindfolded. I would have a character at the end of the hangar, who is looking like Ossama and have him yelling in Arabic. Take off the blindfold and then show the 10 Marines in front of the Ossama dude, executing him. Get a good Hollywood team to arrange this fake execution. Put the blindfold back on, and walk him back to the cell. Give him 15 minutes, and then bring in that Australian croc-snake dude with a cobra, and give him a chance to tell all he knows. After he has spelt all of the beans he can...bring the fake Ossama in and have him laughing...telling Mohammed in Arabic...it was a joke MO...just a joke...lighten up.

You have to treat this scum like this...they have no rights. They really don't know what living is...they are simply about death and misery. Its the biggest cult group in the world. They need a dose of reality.

[FirstTomato]

"La vengeance est un plat qui se mange froid."

(quote by Pierre Ambroise Francois Choderios de LaClos in his 1782 novel LES LIAISONS DANGEREUSES )

Hey, its a quote of French origin, which proves, like the memory of Layfette, that the French ain't all bad!

[Walkingfeather]

right into a shallow pool of pigs blood???

[pbear8]

Turn him over to the Spanish Inquisition (no one expects that)!

[FirstTomato]

OOps! obviously that should be LaFayette, not Layfette.

[Revolting cat!]

Put him in a cell with Queen Hitlery!

[Revolting cat!]

... allowing regular conjugal visits by Janet Reno!

[TexasRepublic]

"It's not a question of whether we should kill him, it's whether we should torture him first."

Smear his eys and privates with honey and stake him to a large army-ant bed.