Thanks for the ping, FBD. I love the Charlie Daniels t-shirt graphic! Big time. :o)
"Short-Haired Country Boy"
(To be sung to Charlie Daniels Band's "Long-Haired Country Boy")
People say I'm no good, crazy as a loon...
'Cuz I sing songs after midnight, trash Clinton in ev'ry tune!
Cuz Slick's like my Ol' Horn'Dog Hound...
He likes to play the field gettin' laid!
You may not think I'm funny, but I damn-sure got it made...
'Cuz I ain't askin' my guv'ment fer nuthin'...
Folks, I can get it on my own!
So if you don't like the songs I'm singin'...
LIB'RALS, leave this short-haired country boy alone!
Prez'dent's squawkin' on TeeVee, trashin' some Camels named "JOE"...
Smirks while betraying our Nation, slaughters innocents in Kosovo!!
Left says, "Clinton walks on water," but I don't think that's true.
Some of us think Slick's Demon-RATS will be doin' a little walkin' soon!!!
'Cuz Emperor Bill ain't clothed in nuthin'...
GrandPa says, "You reap what you have sown!"
If you don't like the Truth I'm singin'...
You just leave this "Mad Libertarian" ALONE!!
(reprise)
Reno tries to delay, but us FReepers got the dirt...
DemocRATS run fer cover, but Rush Limbaugh's words must hurt.
The Lib'rals say, "Ev'rything is fine!"
But each politician needs yer Vote.
Slick's holdin' on by the skin of his balls...
But his Party's become a joke!!
No, I ain't tellin' you Lib'rals nuthin'...
That ya'll shouldn't know on your own!
So if you don't like the "MUD" I'm slingin'...
You just leave onery Ol' Mudboy ALONE!!
Mudboy Slim
1 Posted on 07/09/1999 06:16:36 PDT by Mudboy Slim (
upt@no.good!)
)=^D...DiabolicalMUD
"Simple Man"
(To be sung to Charlie Daniels Band's "Simple Man")
I ain't nuthin' but a simple man...Left calls me a redneck, reckon that I am...
But there's things goin' on make me mad down to the core!
I gotta work like a dog...I'm enslaved to DeeCee...
Where crooked politicians sell our Nukes to Chinese,
And I'm madder than Hell and I ain't gonna take it no more!
Reagan told our kids to, "Just Say No!"
But then Ol' Slick Willie jokes, "Let's have another toke!"
Tells us 'bout his briefs, then laughs while his intern goes down.
Well, if I had my way with this Apostle From Hope,
I'd take a big tall tree and a short piece of rope,
I'd hang 'im up high and let 'im swing 'til Ol' Slick steps down!
Well, you know what's wrong with the world today,
People done gone thrown their values away,
They livin' by the "Law of Slick Willie" not the "Law of the Land."
Well, the Good Book says it so I need no more proof...
"A Lie's still a Lie and the Truth's still the Truth."
Bill better watch what he's sayin', Law's closin' in on him,
Can't you Sheeple see it?! Slick's a Felon, man!
Now I'm the kinda man who wouldn't harm a mouse,
But if I ketch somebody breakin' in my house,
I gotta 12-gauge shotgun waitin' on the other side!
So don't go a pushin' me against my will,
I don't wanna fight ya but I durn sure will,
So if you don't want trouble you better just pass me on by!
Becuz as far as I'm concerned there ain't no excuse,
For Slick's Rapin', Mad Bombin', and Power Abuse,
But I gotta way to put an end to all that madness...
You just put them Lib'rals back on the boat,
Send 'em all First-class and make sure that it floats,
Send 'em all 'round the world and leave 'em wherever they like best!
Well, you know what's wrong with the world today,
People done gone put their Bibles away...
They livin' by the "Law of Bill Clinton" not the "Law of the Land."
Well, the Good Book says it, so I need no more proof,
A Lie's still a Lie and the Truth's still the Truth!
Bill better watch what he's sayin', we're closin' in on him...
Right's Hell-bent on Justice...Slick's a Traitor, man!!
Bill, watch where you're goin', Slim's just around the bend...
Mudboy's bent on Justice, you're just Hist'ry, man!!
MUDBOY SLIM
RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
MUD
1 Posted on 06/20/1999 20:38:27 PDT by Mudboy Slim (
Hang'em@High)
