Black XVII: "Hussein's Bombed!!"

The MudCave ^ | 3 March 2003 (3/3/03) | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Hussein' BOMBED!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Tuesday's Gone")

(CM and the BigMan on guitar)

Rain bombs down...It's JusticeTime!!
Won't YOU...FReep with me, folks, and pray!!
Can't you feel? Don't you know?...RATS Want the World!!
Means I'm...FReepin' fer what I KNOW is RIGHT!! LORD, Yeah!!
Hussein's BOMBED...now he's MIST!!
Slick Willie's Gone...Dubyuh's IT!!! Let's WIN!!

(Conservativemusician, The BigMan, and DiscoDave on guitar)

Yes, I think, I KNOW...oh, where we're going...
Folks just want to be left alone!!
Well, now Hussein's DEAD...We'll Smite Again!!
And I'm FReepin' 'til Lib'rals, GO HOME!!

(chorus)
Hussein's Bombed...now he's Mist.
Chirac's Gone!! Lost his HEAD!!
Clinton's Gone!! Dubyuh's IT!!
Thy Lib'ral SCUM Shall Be Dissed!!

(Mudboy ticklin' the ivories...FiremanJohn on mandolin...take it away, CM!!)

Troops, Roll On!! Many miles from yer home,
FReep!! Put on yer blue facepaint!!
Patriots, you see, folks gotsta be free!!
Folks, somehow Right's got to carry on. LORD, Yeah!!

Hussein's Bombed...Now he's mist.
Chirac's's Gone...won't be missed.
Clinton's Gone...Dubyuh's IT!!
Tyranny's Done...Right Vanguished IT!!

Mid...MUD

[FBD]

LOL! MUDBOY+SENSE=OXYMORON. [/caps]

g'nite!

[Mudboy Slim]

See, that's a new HTML trick that I didn't even know existed...that'll win you some CelebrityJudgeCourtCases fer sure...MUD

BTW...y'all even seen this?!! How do you link to a post, then delete subsequent posts until you git to the response yer lookin' fer to make yer point?!

[Landru]

"I'm a little surprised 60 Minutes didn't try and git the Gipper to do the CounterPoint to SlickWillie..."

Oh but THEY DID.
Didn't you know that?!!?

Sure, Rush was Hewlett's first choice; but, guess what?
Clintigula's imps & harpies would have none of it.

However, when SeeBS suggested the near embalmed 80-something Bob Dole??
Clintigula thought that'd be just *fine*.

Yup.
Interns, helpless female state employees, & 80 year old men.
How completely & thoroughly *Clintonesque*.

...whadda man.

[FBD]

"See, that's a new HTML trick that I didn't even know existed...that'll win you some CelebrityJudgeCourtCases fer sure"...MUD

I cain't tell you fer free! Besides, I may want to use it in court against you! I want the advantage!

We still ain't settled ya know? LOL!

[Mudboy Slim]

"How'd you do THAT, PanacheBoy?!"

Hey FPB (FRiggin'PanacheBoy...lol)...watch how BG can ask you a question, then give you the answer in invisible words...bet'cha NEVER seen that on them there LeftWing websites from which you sprung...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Yup. Interns, helpless female state employees, & 80 year old men. How completely & thoroughly *Clintonesque*. ...whadda man."

Very well-stated, young man...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"We still ain't settled ya know?"

SHEEEEESH...you IS Landru, ain't ya?!

I can smell you snakeoil salesmen a furlong aweigh...MUD

[FBD]

"I can smell you snakeoil salesmen a furlong aweigh"...MUD

marketeers & injuneers
ying & yang

what is the yang of an arkytech?
(Builder Bob?)

[Mudboy Slim]

"marketeers"

A Merchant, eh?! Well, about them there fireplace inserts...what do you think about propane-fired, direct-vent units? I'd prefer to refrain from running gas lines if I can help it, but I wanna allow for some decent local heat gain when these units are in use...if I can disguise the tank aesthetically, do the units make economic sense? And are they idiot/tenant proof?

MUD

[FBD]

LOL! Wanna Bet???

"then give you the answer in invisible words...bet'cha NEVER seen that on them there LeftWing websites from which you sprung"...MUD

Mudboy slim, if you kin read this, you got good eyesite, dude!.

AHEM, look above this, fer yer answer. Run yer pointer over the "Invisible woids" LOL!

[Mudboy Slim]

SHEEEEESH, you is FPB...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"what is the yang of an arkytech?"

Architecture is the ying AND the yang, my FRiend...we turn dreams into STRUCTURE, ideas into a PERMANENT REALITY!!! Some would argue WE RULE THE WORLD!!

IMHO, of course...MUD

[FBD]

What's propane running per gal there, vs electricity?

It's hardly justifiable here. LP is $1.80 per 130,000 therms. Electricity is close to the same, while nat. gas is about 50 cents on the dollar cheaper...

[Mudboy Slim]

"...he always remembers the GOOD stuff!!!"

Shouldn't EVERYBODY?!! What good is focusing on BAD stuff that happened in the past?! What benefit could anyone possibly git outta concentratin' on the negatives?!

Some folks will tell ya it makes REALITY that much easier to swallow when it deals ya a curveball, but it seems more likely to be a self-fulfillin' prophecy when cynical folks expect bad things to happen and they do...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Electric inserts?! I might need to go check out a dealer before I make this decision, 'cuz I've got 15-20 locations where I'm gonna do this upgrade, so I'd like to git it Right!! Electric seems too much like baseboard heat...I think I wanna flame...MUD

[FBD]

Ok, Mud...

Here's what I'm gonna do my FRiend. I'll tell you how to link to a single post. But it's gonna be in "invisible woids!"

And you gotta admit that the B.S. is a klintanoid! AND I ain't talkin' Streisand!!!

LOL! I'm series here...Sabertooth taught me how to do it.

I saw him slay two posters with one post, that had links to both of their previous posts, that contradicted themselves.

It's a really neat trick ain't it? So, ya willing to admit that B.S. is a klingon?

[sultan88]

I think FBD is one of our sharp knives. Glad he is with US.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Where's Yer Shame, Lib-uh-Rulls?!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "What's Your Name?")

Folks, It's Time To ROCK, RATS're noisey, I should know!!
We'll be yer FReedomWriters...
Dubyuh, Lead US to the Show!!
MUD's done made some plans for movin' US to the Right!!
So, find a Lib'ral dweeb...
And I know Y'ALL Can Teach Her Right!!

(Chorus)
Where's yer shame, Lib-uh-rulls?!!
Where's RATS' shame?!!
Children you ain't, little girl!!
Won't you act yer age?!!

Left Can Go to HELL!!
Lord, DemRATS are a mess!!
It seems that one of Slick's crew...
Hadta go and hadta CONFESS, oh yes!!
Well, the police said, "Slick Can't Rape Anymore!!"
What a shame...
Won't you come and FReep, World...
And meet Ol' MUDdaClintonBane!!

Where's yer shame, Fascist Whore'd?!
Where's yer shame?!
Shootin' you straight, little girl,
Left's Hands're Bloody-Stained!!

(Chorus)
Why Must YOU Rape, WillieBoy?!
Why d'ya RAPE?!
Whuppin' you straight, SlickWillie...
Yer Just Mudboy's Prey!!!

(Guitar Jammin')

(Chorus)
Where's yer SHAME, Lib'uh-rulls?
Fer Viet Nam?!!
Lib'rals are FREAKS, don'tcha know?!
Voters, don't be lame!!

Gonna ROCK the NextAge...
Right, Git Ready to ROLL!!
We got Sick Tyrant Thugs to SMITE...
To do one more show, oh no
Gonna git Slick a PrisonHome...
Won't that be grand?!
When I come parole each year
We're Gonna FReep Slick Again...and AGAIN!!

POWER is RATS' Aim, Lib-uh-rulls...
Left, Show Shame!!
Confessin' is GREAT, mindless WHORE'd...
Ignorance ain't no shame!!!
Just Show Yer Shamed...by the Left!!
Show Yer Shame!!
Socialists HATE...LIBERTY!!
Don't YOU Join RATS' Shame!!

Black XIV FReegards...MUD

BTW...Let's pick it up a notch, folks!!

1 Posted on 01/25/2003 10:39 AM EST by Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

Springsteen may be a project, a Convert-to-Conservatism-yet-to-be, but he is no Klintoon...NO WAY!!

Just you watch...he may be IGNORANT, but the BOSS ain't STOOOOOPID...MUD

[sultan88]

Naw. I think Happygal was born on the 16th...as close to St. Paddy's day as possible with out going over.

BTW, who does have a birthday on the 24th??