Posted on 03/03/2003 3:58:28 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
"Hussein' BOMBED!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Tuesday's Gone")
(CM and the BigMan on guitar)
Rain bombs down...It's JusticeTime!!
Won't YOU...FReep with me, folks, and pray!!
Can't you feel? Don't you know?...RATS Want the World!!
Means I'm...FReepin' fer what I KNOW is RIGHT!! LORD, Yeah!!
Hussein's BOMBED...now he's MIST!!
Slick Willie's Gone...Dubyuh's IT!!! Let's WIN!!
(Conservativemusician, The BigMan, and DiscoDave on guitar)
Yes, I think, I KNOW...oh, where we're going...
Folks just want to be left alone!!
Well, now Hussein's DEAD...We'll Smite Again!!
And I'm FReepin' 'til Lib'rals, GO HOME!!
(chorus)
Hussein's Bombed...now he's Mist.
Chirac's Gone!! Lost his HEAD!!
Clinton's Gone!! Dubyuh's IT!!
Thy Lib'ral SCUM Shall Be Dissed!!
(Mudboy ticklin' the ivories...FiremanJohn on mandolin...take it away, CM!!)
Troops, Roll On!! Many miles from yer home,
FReep!! Put on yer blue facepaint!!
Patriots, you see, folks gotsta be free!!
Folks, somehow Right's got to carry on. LORD, Yeah!!
Hussein's Bombed...Now he's mist.
Chirac's's Gone...won't be missed.
Clinton's Gone...Dubyuh's IT!!
Tyranny's Done...Right Vanguished IT!!
Mid...MUD
Ummm.. I dunno, he's forgotten more than YOU will ever know, most probably. hehehehe
But he always remembers the GOOD stuff!!! ;-)
That's on account he's as old as the hills and three times as squirrely...MUD
Hell's bells, I didn't need to be a *psychic* to know what you'd be doing, son.
In my mind's eye I could see the Ranger dragging its ass with the load of cookies you tried to haul.
For chrissakes, that's what quarter ton'rs are for, boy!
As for the Skoal?
Well I picked up an *instant* 20# after setting down the Winstons, so?
...brace yourself for some serious blubber gains, pal.
Hell no.
He's whipped, alright.
But?
I like the kid, even if he is a whelp.
Just figured the day would come when I'd meet that beautiful philly he's hitched to, & then, I'd be able to tell her all about the time I once bought her a nice dinner.
(I sure don't think he'll ever tell her the story; &, if he did? It would -- in all probability -- bear little resemblence to the truth. :o) )
"You DID try to hep the boy, didn't ya??"
I did.
Lotta good it did too, eh.
An excersize in futility if ever there were.
But what could I expect from the boy.
Of course he couldn't hear -- never mind understand -- what went down, here.
...he was way too busy shoving boxes of cookies into his piehole.
Time fer John Ashcroft to RESIGN!!!
FReegards...MUD
HA!!
12oz cheese curls, right?
3 per bag x 6 bags = 276oz / 32 = 6.75 pounds of *curls*, Mud.
C'mon son, you're talking to *Landru*, now.
Only question left open to debate is whether you devoured the 6.75#s of cheese curls before or after the 4-5 boxes of cookies & gallon of milk went down the ol' hatch.
...don't worry about the Skoal, Mud.
"Chirac killed off a final push for peace by blocking an 11th-hour bid to force the Butcher of Baghdad to disarm. The French president — dubbed Le Worm — was said to have poisoned the process when he refused to back a move to avoid war. Britain wanted to hand Saddam a list of six demands he would have to meet to avoid destruction of his regime by UK and US forces. With a united front, it could have ended the crisis without a single bullet being fired.
But the French president dismissed the ultimatum within minutes — even before Saddam had a chance to examine it. And he vowed to veto ANY new resolution put before the United Nations Security Council. Chirac’s stubborn stand sparked a bitter war of words between Britain and France. Prime Minister Tony Blair claimed Chirac had brought war closer by easing the pressure on Saddam to destroy his weapons of mass destruction. America also tore into the French leader, accusing him of giving succour to his “friend” Saddam. But it was Mr Blair, who has worked round the clock for a peace deal, who was most furious. He claimed the “unreasonable” French had wrecked hopes of winning a second UN resolution to show the world’s desire for a concerted effort to tackle Iraq. In a brutal put-down, Mr Blair’s official spokesman said: “France rejected our tests before Iraq. Enough said.”"
May They Die Together in a Lover's Embrace!! Seriously, Chirac should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the Law for his corruption or else FRance is an even bigger WUSSY NATION than even I figgered!! Thank GOD my forefathers fled that pissant cheese-eatin' PUNK Nation 160 years ago!!
Chirac's a Soddomizin' PUNK...MUD
Well?
Off hand I'd guess it's kinda for the same reason people believe in UFOs.
They want to believe.
Y'think?
"Time marches on ~it marches on me next Sunday when I face a new birthday~ but while the age-ometer clocks another one, the sass and spirit remain."
Oh this *is* rich.
Let's see now...that'd make your birthday on the 23rd of March??
Is that right?
So tell me?
Whose b-day do ya suppose is on the very *next* day, huh?
(~that HappyGal *spirit* seemed awfully familiar, alright. :o) )
"So therefore Landru, WHY?, should I ever think to dismiss the prospect that there is *Life in the ol' Dog yet?*...eh?"
Aye, there's *life* in the "ol' dog," alright.
Just no teeth.
...eh? ;^)
Boy, I am laughing my arse off reading all your posts!
Funny stuff...between Landru and Happygal's double entendre's, & Mud's junk food binging, I think I'm gonna sit back and observe!
So Mudboy is on a Girlscout cookie sugar-high, huh? LOL!!!
Mud, are you yer daughter's only cookie customer???
Even if you were, it sounds like she would still have the top sales spot in her troop! 
HA!!
He plays a segment of Clinton making some assinine, phoney baloney point & what does ol' Rush open with??
"Clinton you miserabe SLUT..."
...was LMAO!!
No, I didn't watch 60 Minutes and I NEVER will again...MUD
HOW DID I DO WHAT??? LANDRU, SULTAN...DO YOU KNOW WHAT MUD IS TALKING ABOUT? I HAVEN'T A CLUE!!!
Big gym day tomorrow & a host of other odds & ends await this old toothless hound.
See if you can get that boy to speak some sense, OK? :o)
...that is of course, if ya can get 'em to stop eating. {g}
Nope...that was hours ago...I limited myself to five Trefoils, five ThinMints, and five "AlohaChips" (to die fer), then I put the SKOAL LongCut back in and rode the buzz...then it went away, so I mixed a B&G, so I'm good fer now...only 8:10 PST, I see, you got some kitchen up to do, my FRiend...MUD
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