[Landru]

"BTW...I was just totin' all them boxes in the MudCave a coupla minutes ago and then come downstairs to see yer post, whilst swallowin' an AlohaChipCookie and crammin' another down my yap....doo doo doo doo....!!"

Hell's bells, I didn't need to be a *psychic* to know what you'd be doing, son.
In my mind's eye I could see the Ranger dragging its ass with the load of cookies you tried to haul.
For chrissakes, that's what quarter ton'rs are for, boy!

As for the Skoal?
Well I picked up an *instant* 20# after setting down the Winstons, so?

...brace yourself for some serious blubber gains, pal.

[Mudboy Slim]

Nawww, that's why I'm losin' LBs afore I quit...lost over 20# since early January...running, hoops, hiking, I'm gearing up fer the BEEG FOUR-ZERO!! Of course, I keep my carbohydrate intake adequately high as well, thanks to the 12oz. curls...MUD