TEN REASONS FOR LIBERALS TO ATTACK IRAQ

self | 1/1/03 | self

[woofie]

Liberals and other anti-war folks need to find some reasons to attack Iraq...I think we will soon be at war and I worry that they will be left out in the cold, so to speak. Why they are not satisfied with our reasons for war Im not exactly sure (the prevention of world annihilation alone seems pretty good to me) but after a bit of research I have uncovered some reasons for war with which they can be happy ....

1. Saddam Hussein is really a white guy from Alabama in disguise.

2. The Iraqis are anti gun control.

3. Saddam is a follower of Pat Robertson.

4. No prescription drug plan.

5. Gay People in Bahgdad are not allowed to marry.

6. Mrs. Hussein is a friend of Lyn Cheney.

7. They have ties to Enron.

8. Iraq voted for Bill Clinton's impeachment.

9. They do not support Roe v Wade.

10. Saddam thinks Teddy Kennedy is a bloated drunken fool.

[Only1choice____Freedom]

>>10. Saddam thinks Teddy Kennedy is a bloated drunken fool.>>

So do the Democrats. What difference does that make?

[woofie]

Maybe you are right.

10. Iraq will not show Bill Moyers on PBS

[Auntie Dem]

11. Saddam outwardly appears to support his local religion, but inwardly he is an evil secularist.

OOPS!, that makes him just like the democrats. My bad...

[Rocky]

11. Saddam drives an SUV. So do each of his look-alike decoys.

[woofie]

good one...does Saddam smoke?

[watchin]

Keep it simple. Remind them of the "republican guard". Refer to "Saddam Hussein (R-Iraq)", blah, blah, blah. Enough said. They'll hate him.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

12. Iraq doesn't believe Gore won the 2000 election.

13. Iraq thinks a plane crash killed Senator Wellstone.

Tht ought to get the libs fired up to take them out.

[Semper911]

Yes, good idea. We really do need to present some good reasons to take Saddam out.

That little issue of the tens of thousands of dead Kurds really isn't compelling enough.

[Rocky]

does Saddam smoke?

He will soon, if he doesn't step down.

[chnsmok]

Just emailed this thread to Glenn Beck and Hugh Hewitt. This is good stuff.

[BillyBoy]

14. Iraq has yet to abolish the "racist" capital punishment system.

[logic101.net]

I think he smokes cigars; I seem to recall seeing him with one.


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[PetroniDE]

Here is the clincher.

Saddam watches the Fox News Channel.

[woofie]

ping for the lighter side

[deport]

LOL...... Good one

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Saddam has captured the 'Turnip Truck' and they need it to make another drop off on FR for disruption purposes.

[Howlin]

LOL! I like that one!

[Howlin]

Here's one:

[Howlin]

OMG........that will put them right over the edge!

[hippy hate me]

This carpooling thing is getting out of hand.