GIMME SHELTER: The Hilarious Human Shields

The Iconoclast ^ | March 1, 2003 | Linn Anderson

[clintonbaiter]

Saddam's useful idiots.

[demkicker]

This is too funny! Bump...

[gortklattu]

I wonder what the application for a Human Sheild would look like.....

[logic101.net]

Public education at work.


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[Mister Baredog]

Darwin called it NATURAL SELECTION. If the useless idiots don't survive to multiply well then the world will be better off in the long run. Most likely they will be joining Sadman somewhere deep underground.

[humblegunner]

Comical losers ping.

[TADSLOS]

All human shield campaign medals are presented posthumously.

[ward_of_the_state]

The thinning of the herd....

[Red Dog #1]

Maybe we should start a collection to help buy their tickets.

[Henrietta]

They actually have a website: http://www.humanshields.com/.

You can send them an email, which they will post on the site, telling them exactly what you think of them.

[Search4Truth]

Better off dead.

[bmwcyle]

Have them stand for one more picture

Smile for the camera.

[RnMomof7]

Some new age minister wants the Pope to join him as human shields in Iraq..and he is inviting religious leaders from all over the world to join them

I hope if they go they preach the gospel as the bombs drop..

[F16Fighter]

Ken [A former U.S. Marine and a veteran of the (first) Gulf War, Ken now says joining the Corps was "a shamefully ignorant act"]...has teardrop tattoos at the corner of his eyes and has renounced his U.S. citizenship, as you might imagine. Ken maintains that he is a "citizen of the world," and also of Hawaii, which he declares is a sovereign nation.

Hey Kenny, you traitor to your gender, Country, God, and sanity -- hold on reeeal tight to your pantyhose and that cup of Starbucks cappuccino.

[Vaduz]

Looks like they all eat well bet you couldn't get many of them on a plane.

[RnMomof7]

Ken -- whom I have no doubt could, and likely will, beat me like a rib steak if he ever gets ahold of this column -- has teardrop tattoos at the corner of his eyes and has renounced his U.S. citizenship, as you might imagine. Ken maintains that he is a "citizen of the world," and also of Hawaii, which he declares is a sovereign nation.

I have seen that tatoo when I worked in the innercity on addicts..they said it was done in jail and represented killing someone..I wonder if the "author " validated" Kens story ..in either case I hope those that are supposed to watch our borders do not let him back in...Let the traitor be a man without a country

[F16Fighter]

"Some new age minister wants the Pope to join him as human shields in Iraq..and he is inviting religious leaders from all over the world to join them...I hope if they go they preach the gospel as the bombs drop. "

"Preaching the gospel"?? Whose?? ;-)...

We might assume the 'New Age' ministers and shields would be to be standing in the formation of a pentagram around a giant "life-giving, bomb-repeling" crystal just minutes before they are vaporized.

[F16Fighter]

"I have seen that tatoo when I worked in the innercity on addicts..they said it was done in jail and represented killing someone.."

Hmmm -- really??

Then this guy has waaay more "issues" then even we'd first thought.

[edwin hubble]

The thinning of the herd....

This is indeed a Darwinian process.
And each Human Shield gets, posthumously, the Darwin Award.

[Mr. Mulliner]

This is hilarious! BTTT!