I wonder what the application for a Human Sheild would look like.....
I wonder what the application for a Human Sheild would look like.....If you have never taken Human Sheilding 101, don't make fun....
APPLICATION TO BE A HUMAN SHIELD
Name:_____________________________ (Scrawl 'X' if needed)
QUALIFICATIONS Circle appropriate answer:
- Do you have a brain? Yes No
If "Yes" please stop. You are not qualified for this position - Are you easily led by idiot whackos with no plan to speak of? Yes No
If "No" please stop. You are not qualified for this position - Are you employed? Yes No
If "Yes" explain on a separate sheet of paper why in the world you are filling out this application.
If you have filled all questions above completedly and have reached this point in the application, you are qualified. Congratulations and welcome to the group. Your name will be forwarded to the Darwin Society.