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Me And My Big Dumb Gun It's the new, biggest-ever Smith & Wesson .50 caliber monster handgun
SF Chronicle/SF Gate ^
| 2-26-03
| Mark Morford - Communist
Posted on 02/26/2003 4:01:58 AM PST by Oldeconomybuyer
Edited on 04/13/2004 2:41:53 AM PDT by Jim Robinson.
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Can you feel the machismo? Can you feel the pulsing manly manhood just throbbing there in your hand, ready to silence a playground full of children or drop a charging elephant at 50 yards or annihilate a few hundred tofu-suckin' liberal jackass pacifist commie tree-huggers, protesting out there in the street? Mmm, phallic.
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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections; US: California
KEYWORDS: antigun; banglist; braindamage; dramaqueen; elitist; gaybarskill; guns; handguns; idiotarian; ignorance; lberalpndck; liberalbigot; markmorford; megabarfalert; penisfixation; puke; pukealert; sanfrancisco; selfdefense; smithandwesson; stupidity
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To: Oldeconomybuyer
I just love it when these "enlightened" hoplophobes feel threatened by inantimate objects.
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posted on
02/26/2003 4:06:09 AM PST
by
Captiva
(DVC)
To: Oldeconomybuyer
S&W Model 500
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posted on
02/26/2003 4:08:34 AM PST
by
mhking
To: Oldeconomybuyer
Ah, yet another understated, logical piece from Miss Morford. < /sarcasm>
This is "journalism"? This poof author has more of a phallic fixation than ANY gun owner I know.
The thing I like about the gun in question is that once you run out of ammo you can use it as a CLUB! <|:)~
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posted on
02/26/2003 4:11:54 AM PST
by
martin_fierro
(American Idle)
To: martin_fierro
Yet another triumphant excursion into civil discourse from Mark Morford, professional pantload.
Be Seeing You,
Chris
5
posted on
02/26/2003 4:16:49 AM PST
by
section9
(The girl in the picture is Major Motoko Kusanagi from "Ghost In the Shell". Any questions?)
To: Oldeconomybuyer
The author's intense concentration on the male sexual organ leads me to one conclusion: he's as queer as a three dollar bill. Of course, not that there is anything wrong with that.
To: Oldeconomybuyer
I'll bet this guy's AIDs infested penis has, or will kill more people than any of my guns!
7
posted on
02/26/2003 4:18:29 AM PST
by
Falcon4.0
To: Oldeconomybuyer
What a wimp. Could he pack any more snide cracks into this polemic? Typical left coast liberal, he's repulsed by and looking down his nose at 'fly over' country. Someone send him a brochure for real estate in France.
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posted on
02/26/2003 4:21:04 AM PST
by
tdadams
To: Oldeconomybuyer
I look at it this way, he's just advertising to those he knows may buy it. The beauty of free market capitalism...
9
posted on
02/26/2003 4:26:38 AM PST
by
grumple
To: Oldeconomybuyer
After reading this I want to go out and get one of these right now. Only problem is I'm afraid the darn thing might break my wrist from the recoil!
10
posted on
02/26/2003 4:27:24 AM PST
by
Arkie2
To: Oldeconomybuyer
Re:
Thoughts for the author?
I made him an offer he couldn't refuse.
11
posted on
02/26/2003 4:28:09 AM PST
by
sonofatpatcher2
(Love & a .45-- What more could you want, campers? };^)
To: grumple
My only criticism is a simple query.
How do you keep small birds from nesting in the barrell?
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posted on
02/26/2003 4:28:47 AM PST
by
Cvengr
To: Oldeconomybuyer
I'm reminded of former Senator Phil Gramm's famous line (please supply your own Georgia/Texas drawl):
"I've got more guns than I need, but not as many guns as I want."
To: Oldeconomybuyer
My E-mail to the author.
The only thing that could make my bulge feel bigger than having a new shiny .500 Smith would
be a 65 horsepower 80 inch chain saw,without a chain brake, for whacking down Sequoias full
of bed wetting, tree sitting,latte' sucking, San Fran liberals in record times. AND, AND, it wouldnt
have a muffler either, yeah no muffler, so I wouldnt have to listen to their pathetic screams as the
dreadfull tree crashed to the ground crushing them....AND AND......
Really man, get a grip. You could have spared us the paragraphs of paranoid hyperbole and just
said that you hate God, guns, Hummers and America. You would have saved a tree or two
as well.
Just for the petrochemical fun of it.( my favorite phrase )
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posted on
02/26/2003 4:33:12 AM PST
by
heckler
To: Arkie2
Only problem is I'm afraid the darn thing might break my wrist from the recoil! Looks to be a five shooter. I'll bet King Kong couldn't empty it without something hurting.
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posted on
02/26/2003 4:34:20 AM PST
by
Aeronaut
(Give praise and thanks to the Lord and feel alright!)
To: Oldeconomybuyer
Well, he sold ME on it...I think I'll buy two.
To: Oldeconomybuyer
This really needed a BARF alert.
To: heckler
AND, AND don't forget to arrive with said chainsaw and gun at the base of the sequoia in a big block chevy with straight pipes..no emmissions equipment!
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posted on
02/26/2003 4:40:01 AM PST
by
doodad
To: Oldeconomybuyer
The headline made it sound like the author had tried out this handgun. The text showed otherwise. How could I have been so naive as to think that a good liberal statist would actually gather facts before reaching a conclusion?
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posted on
02/26/2003 4:40:35 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(Why couldn't Scott Ritter be a human shield?)
To: Oldeconomybuyer
This has to be the gayest anti-gun article I've ever seen. The author is obviously not a Pink Pistols member.
So who owns S&W now? I didn't know they'd been sold to new owners. Are the RKBA folks still boycotting all S&W products? And is this hand-cannon intended to overcome our S&W boycotting? I suppose the shells are about $5 a shot.
I would say the gun itself is a little ridiculous but I suppose someone will find an actual practical use for one besides gun nut fun.
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