I'm a card carrying member of the VRWC. Seriously, I printed out a pic of a card I saw on FR a few months ago and carry it around in my wallet. I hope I can use it to drive a liberal insane at some point in the future. :)
Posted on 02/25/2003 5:46:10 PM PST by moodyskeptic
Okay, it's time to lay it all out. My health is failing, and I can no longer hide the awful truth from the world. I will be executed for disclosing the following,
by the moody skeptic
Okay, it's time to lay it all out. My health is failing, and I can no longer hide the awful truth from the world. I will be executed for disclosing the following, so I would appreciate an appropriate level of thanks and awe right here. Thank you. You, over there smirking.... a little awe please? Thank you.
Recently, the establishment media and the Hollywood starlets have been guessing too close to the truth, and we've been feeling the heat. We? We are the VRWC, the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy. Yes, it's true, we exist. I've been attending meetings and paying monthly dues in cash since 1991, secret meetings held in normal community halls all over America. I've been in Elks Club halls, Knights of Columbus, Rotary and Moose Lodge halls, secretly used for our VRWC meetings. Now you know, but that's just the tip of the Right Wing Domination iceburg. Our invisible hand has been directing the machinations of American politics from top to bottom. I'm a lowly captain of my sector, but I know plenty about the EMP (Evil Master Plan).
We chose and allowed Clinton to win over Bush Senior (GHWB) because Bush I was no longer towing the EMP line. Our network has incredible power, more than even Al Franken imagines. With Clinton in, we could gin up hatred and discontent with the liberals through our paid agents, the talk show hosts and webmasters. We had Rush on our payroll from the beginning, but we also had a huge pool of funds to buy radio station networks nationwide, setting them up for our chosen operatives to take over prime slots, drive time and noon to three.
While Rush Limbaugh was grabbing market share (we also paid a hefty sum to the Arbitron people), we were getting our TSHs in position (talk show hosts). We helped to put Janet Reno in a no-win situation at Waco and we pulled off our little scenario flawlessly. This event, along with the smaller Ruby Ridge caper, drove thousands of malcontents to our ranks, and our membership swelled. When we needed more time to set up our domination scenario, we helped put Clinton in for a second term. Do you seriously think we would run Bob Dole for President if we wanted the White House in '96? To seal the deal, we sent one of our black ops agents, Timothy McVeigh, to blow up a federal building and direct hatred at rural militias (who we abhor because they are beyond our control).
History shows that these things greatly helped re-elect Clinton, who stumbled along with his many scandals right on schedule. Our inside man, Kenneth Starr, strung out investigations according to the EMP timeline. You must realize by now that he worked for us. I know this is a lot to absorb, please stay with me. My very life is on the line here, and I will soon be smeared in the press by my former compatriots. We all swore on our life to protect the VRWC. Pay close attention.
You know, without me saying so, that the Republican Party is in our back pocket. What you don't know is that we feed them only enough of the truth to keep them useful. In 1998, after a close call with Hillary where she identified us correctly, we put the Millennium Plan in motion to control the 2000 election, position Jeb and Florida at the center of the conflict, threatened the Supreme Court, all the obvious things you already suspected. The election was a bit too close for comfort, but our paid operatives squeaked our man by. The Millennium Plan worked flawlessly.
With our boy Bush II in office, it was time to manipulate world events to our advantage. After a short honeymoon period, we sent those jets into the WTC towers and the Pentagon, while setting up patsies, just like we did years ago with Oswald. We called in all our markers with the establishment media in order to force them to gush and whine about the "atrocity". We directed them to keep up the gnashing and wailing for a full six months in order to divert public attention from our next goal: Middle East Oil. Wait, there's a knock at my apartment door. Hang on, I'll finish this u
I'm a card carrying member of the VRWC. Seriously, I printed out a pic of a card I saw on FR a few months ago and carry it around in my wallet. I hope I can use it to drive a liberal insane at some point in the future. :)
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