Text Of Of Comedian Barry Crimmins' Speech at Buffalo Peace Rally. (Barf)

barrycrimmins.com ^ | 2/20/03 | Barry Crimmins

[presidio9]

He's uglier in real life. Looks a bit like Charles Manson. but your teenager thinks he's hip and way-cool. Watch out for this one.

[Wondervixen]

He's evidently a 1960's "Bar Comedian"...You know...The type that thinks he's hillarious once he has 8 or 10 drinks and a joint or two smoked into his mushbrain, so he made it his life's calling.

[Wondervixen]

Dontcha worry, I'd cover your back. He doesn't want to mess with me, either in a fight or on-stage. I may be just 5'5" and 125 pounds, but I learned enough "hand to hand" from my Marine father to ruin his whole day, and even during my worst "time of the month", I'm funnier than this pot smoking skunk's hemmoroid.

[Khepera]

Indianapolis supports our troops

[presidio9]

I'm funnier than this pot smoking skunk's hemmoroid

It gets more bizarre. Barry himself has given up all drug use, but he is an an adamate supporter of legalized drugs. He understands that drugs are bad for you, but he also understands that kids who use drugs tend to hate authority and are more easily recruited into the Hate America ranks. This is a well-thought-out process.

[presidio9]

Notice how the brainwashed loser who "maintains" the guestbook removed the email addresses from the zombies who needed to post a "Barry you are my messiah" testimony every 3 or 4 weeks.

Classic. That automaton Matt Wright who maintains the guestbook is obviously monitoring FR to see what people think about his hero. He went through all the posts and changed the entry dates to make it look like 8-10 people are replying every day (if you make an entry, he will censor it, write his own glowing ode to Barry, and sign your email address), only he's so stupid he blew it. The second to last entry is from August. The last one is from March 2002. The site has been open for at leat 4 four years. I challenge one of Barry's supporters (one who can read) to come on this thread and defend your statesman.

[WaveThatFlag]

I've seen this guy do standup. He is completely unfunny. Not even politically annoying really. Just dumb. Which is probably why he has been in the business for 35 years and you've never heard of him. Gallagher is more original and entertaining.

[presidio9]

Check out the guestbook at barrycrimmins.com. The liberal nutjobs are running in circles trashing the Free Republic.

[nicmarlo]

Those people remind me of "the people" in Orson Well's 1984: think and speak and write only what is PERMITTED ACCORDING TO 'THE' PARTY. Those who do not will have no job, no food, no home, no children. And besides, even if you do think, speak, and write only according to what is permitted, you will be WATCHED, MONITORED, and CENSORED.

[nicmarlo]

I signed the guestbook:

I suggest you liberals read 1984 and Animal Farm. Your words prove that you already adhere to the socialistic philosophy and demeaning treatment of human beings in the books: only one philosophy is allowed (yours) and all humans are equal, except some are better (the socialists--you know, the same kind of people that you have now coined "progressives" because it doesn't sound so......socialistic to the ignorant).

Wonder how long before it's censored?? : )

[Tamzee]

ick... I saw your valiant attempts at holding your sanity over there LOL

[Ms. AntiFeminazi]

Thanks for the ping. I have very mixed feelings about bumping your thread. I hate to give someone like this an audience, but I agree that he appears to have a very definite agenda and must believe what he writes. Conservatives need to realize these guys aren't out there just for kicks.

I would discourage Freepers from signing the guestbook or visiting the site. You never know what they intend to do with your information.

[presidio9]

I would discourage Freepers from signing the guestbook or visiting the site. You never know what they intend to do with your information.

Thanks for the bump, m'am. It truely is important for people to know just how crazy the leaders of the anti-war movement really are. Barry's main concern is actually not an end to war. But the fact that he can attract a lot of impressionable young people to such a cause aids the larger agenda of him and people like him. You won't hear him say it in public, but he won't be happy until we are living in a communist society. And he'd like to see every successful heterosexual white person in this country dead. And the guestbook is a testiony to how seductive his words can be. A lot of morons line up behidnd him to be led.

[Cindy]

That's a comedian?
No.
That's a jerk-off liberal
that never grew up.

[presidio9]

Read up on Barrys newest drivel here:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/850242/posts

(but only if you're trying to lose weight)

[freebilly]

That's a comedian? No. That's a jerk-off liberal that never grew up.

What's his day gig? Counter clerk at Frenchy's Adult Video, Book, and Novelty Shoppe...?

[WaveThatFlag]

Counter clerk at Frenchy's Adult Video, Book, and Novelty Shoppe...?

Close. Hey gets paid to write stories for the pro-child pornography Boston Phoenix.