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DFU SONG: 500 Miles (Carol Moseley-Braun has 499 empty chairs)
DFU SONG PARODIES
| 2-2003
| Lyrics, Doug from Upland
Posted on 02/16/2003 5:52:15 PM PST by doug from upland
MIDI - 500 MILES
She would speak
oh, what a freak
all her hopes were turning bleak
Moseley-Braun was disappointed at the small crowd
Five hundred chairs
five hundred chairs
although there's just one person there
Carol's staff thought that she needed five hundred chairs
The scene was quite a joke
to just one person she spoke
It was someone who had known her way back in school
Five hundred chairs
five hundred chairs
although there's just one person there
Carol's staff thought that she needed five hundred chairs
Moseley-Braun's in her prime
wins one voter at a time
In about six thousand thirty, she'll stand a chance
Five hundred chairs
five hundred chairs
although there's just one person there
Carol's staff thought that she needed five hundred chairs
Five hundred chairs
five hundred chairs
although there's just one person there
Carol's staff thought that she needed five hundred chairs
TOPICS: Government; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: emptyhall; laughoutloud; moselybraun; onefan
To: doug from upland
To: Paul Atreides
Yours is better than the original.
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posted on
02/16/2003 6:04:52 PM PST
by
doug from upland
(May the Clintons live their remaining days in orange jumpsuits sharing the same 6 x 9 cell.)
To: doug from upland
LOL. Thanks.
To: doug from upland
I heard about this. All I gotta say is, "Carol, go back to the rock you climbed out from under."
5
posted on
02/16/2003 6:12:36 PM PST
by
mrb1960
To: All
6
posted on
02/16/2003 6:21:40 PM PST
by
doug from upland
(May the Clintons live their remaining days in orange jumpsuits sharing the same 6 x 9 cell.)
To: doug from upland
Next Saturday's appearance will attract 3 supporters, and her campaign manager will be able to accurately say "her support has tripled!"
7
posted on
02/16/2003 8:23:09 PM PST
by
AngrySpud
To: doug from upland
.... and THIS is the fool that the rats are banking on to derail sharpton. Ha ha ha ha!
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