DFU SONG: 500 Miles (Carol Moseley-Braun has 499 empty chairs)

DFU SONG PARODIES | 2-2003 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - 500 MILES

She would speak…oh, what a freak…all her hopes were turning bleak
Moseley-Braun was disappointed at the small crowd
Five hundred chairs…five hundred chairs…although there's just one person there
Carol's staff thought that she needed five hundred chairs

The scene was quite a joke…to just one person she spoke
It was someone who had known her way back in school
Five hundred chairs…five hundred chairs…although there's just one person there
Carol's staff thought that she needed five hundred chairs

Moseley-Braun's in her prime…wins one voter at a time
In about six thousand thirty, she'll stand a chance
Five hundred chairs…five hundred chairs…although there's just one person there
Carol's staff thought that she needed five hundred chairs
Five hundred chairs…five hundred chairs…although there's just one person there
Carol's staff thought that she needed five hundred chairs

[Paul Atreides]

[doug from upland]

Yours is better than the original.

[Paul Atreides]

LOL. Thanks.

[mrb1960]

I heard about this. All I gotta say is, "Carol, go back to the rock you climbed out from under."

[doug from upland]

Here's the story -- ONE PERSON SHOWS UP TO SEE HER!

[AngrySpud]

Next Saturday's appearance will attract 3 supporters, and her campaign manager will be able to accurately say "her support has tripled!"

[jmaroneps37]

.... and THIS is the fool that the rats are banking on to derail sharpton. Ha ha ha ha!