Clinton to do voice-over in remake of "Peter and the Wolf"

FOX Cable | Britt Hume

[Slyfox]

Brit Hume reported that Bill Clinton, Michail Gorbachev and Sophia Loren will do voice work in a production of "Peter and the Wolf". I just caught the tail end of his report. Any comments?

[Slyfox]

I only caught the tail end of it. Thanks.

[ladyinred]

My comment is that both names in the title seem appropriate for the jerk.

[jaz.357]

Clinton to do voice-over in remake of "Peter and the Wolf"..For the love of GOD...WHY?

[ewing]

ROFTLOL! An all time classic.. 'Free Dough Bag-Its' and 'Serepent Head Smeagol'

[jaz.357]

...They should now re-title it "PETA and the Wolf"...BU-DUMPT-DUHMP-PING!(rimshot)Very GOOD Gal!

[Chad Fairbanks]

"My, Grandma... what a purty mouth you have...."

[WorkingClassFilth]

Great poster, but I do have a couple small criticisms for Registered. Clinton's nose and eyes aren't red, his teeth aren't green, the bags under his eyes aren't black and he only has one chin. In short, Bubba doesn't look like Bubba. Otherwise a fantastic job!

[Slyfox]

I love Fee Dough's pin at his neck! LOL What a nice and trashy touch.

[Slyfox]

That reminds me, how's come the French didn't complain when Clinton bombed the hell out of Kosovo, etc? Why weren't they crying to the UN about Clinton making decisions without their approval?

The French also think Jerry Lewis was a genius.

[CounterCounterCulture]

The Wolf and Peter by the French composer Jean-Pascal Beintus, which tells the tale from wolf's side. "We thought it would be interesting to see the story from the point of view of the wolf," Nagano said. "He's in the forest but the forest is disappearing, urbanisation is cutting the trees away... and we see why the wolf is so desperate."

The new version especially appealed to Mr Gorbachev because of its environmental side. He is donating his fee for the performance to Green Cross International, the environmental organisation he founded in 1993. Mr Clinton is donating his fee to the International Aids Trust, whose advisory committee he chairs with Nelson Mandela.

Oh...my...gawd!

[FreedomCalls]

And of course we will surely hear about the mean ole' evil gun that Peter is hunting with. If he would only give that poor ole' Wolf a hug and sing Kumbaya together .... [dry heaves]

[The Wizard]

Where do I get the poster version of this?

[Hugin]

Before I read this I knew they would be changing the story to be PC. There is no way something with Clinton in it would have the hero be a (GASP) HUNTER who saves the day at the end by shooting the wolf with an EVIL GUN!

[blackbart.223]

"That reminds me, how's come the French didn't complain when Clinton bombed the hell out of Kosovo, etc? Why weren't they crying to the UN about Clinton making decisions without their approval?"

Two reasons: First, Kosovo was a European problem that The Butt Monkeys wanted solved but didn't want to handle themselves. Second, Kosovo didn't owe France billions as Iraq does. France wants to collect but fears if Saddam gets the boot they won't collect.

Pi$$ on The French.

[Slyfox]

For the love of GOD...WHY?

Maybe he thinks he'll be able to play it with no pants on.

Poor Sophia.

[goodnesswins]

WHO on earth will buy this? Or will it be televised....if so...WHO will watch it besides a few enviro whacko's.

[blackbart.223]

"Brit Hume reported that Bill Clinton, Michail Gorbachev and Sophia Loren will do voice work in a production of "Peter and the Wolf". I just caught the tail end of his report. Any comments?"

Birds of a feather flock together.

[nmh]

Hmmmmm Bill Clinton, Michail Gorbachev and Sophia Loren what a dynamite combination as role models for kids. We have a doped up, patholigical liar that can't keep his zipper up. A rabid homosexual and last but not least a used up whore.

[Slyfox]

Good question. It looks like it will be perfomed in Moscow.
Do we have any Freepers in the former Soviet Union?