'Dude, you're getting a Dell guy' arrested last night on Marijuana charge

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/delldude1.html ^

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Benjamin Curtis, the 22-year old actor who portrays the Dell Guy in those bothersome computer commercials, was arrested late last night (2/9) on a marijuana possession charge, The Smoking Gun has learned. According to cops, Curtis was holding a "small bag of marijuana" when he was popped on Manhattan's Lower East Side (at Ludlow and Rivington for you Gothamites). Curtis is currently being held in Central Booking and is scheduled to be arraigned later today in Manhattan Criminal Court. Curtis, who lives in lower Manhattan, was charged with criminal possession of marijuana, a misdemeanor. Bonnie Shumofsky, the actor's agent, said she was unaware of her client's bust when contacted this morning by TSG. (1 page)

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[maxwell]

Dude, I would totally bring brownies if I could ever get done stirring 'em... Mmmmm did you ever notice how far-out the colors are when they're swirled around and sh!t... [cough]

[Hank Rearden]

Wasted two minutes reading the article at your link.

Boy, is she a moron. Typical Mac user, actually.

[Roscoe]

If ephedra were causing the death of 17, 000 Americans, should ephedra be banned at the federal level?

Would you mind explaining your joke?

[MEGoody]

I knew thus guy said, "Dude!" just a little too much.

[Protagoras]

... Mmmmm did you ever notice how far-out the colors are when they're swirled around and sh!t... [cough]

No, acually I have never used the stuff so I don't know. I'm opposed to the use of these substances.

I just don't believe in the use of violence to achieve a clear mind.

[maxwell]

Well I ain't opposed to the use of such substances, but I've actually never made real brownies because I never had enough at one time to-- er, I mean, I don't do such things. ;)

Seriesly though, I seem to remember despising you virtually for something or 'nother a while back but I must've, er, lost those braincells 'cause I cannot recall for the life of me why... Sounds like we're more or less on the same side vis-a-vis the WOD so that doesn't seem to make much sense now...

[July 4th]

Macs have been selling their wares through a druggie for 8 months:

[Hacksaw]

You must have received the secret email alert! You couldn't have found your way here all by yourself.

The top secret ping list? That has to be it - it can't have anything to do with the fact that this forum is full of drug threads Monday to Friday and one can't help avoiding them. Remember what The Kinks said about paranoia.

[Protagoras]

I'm despised by almost everyone here at some time or another. I don't have popular opinions.

:^}

[Roscoe]

The top secret ping list?

Oh, everybody knows about that! ;)

[Hacksaw]

Bump for the "I can do anything I want to and you can't stop me" crowd...

[Marysecretary]

Mine either.

[GailA]

The real question here is "Did He inhale?"

[Protagoras]

Remember what The Kinks said about paranoia.

So you are saying that such an email alert group does not exist? If so, why do the participants refuse to deny it? And if it's not secret, why won't they discuss it?

And you aren't even goofy enough to be on it? LOL, gosh you better brush up on your technique!

"Just because you are paranoid doesn't mean no one is following you" LOL

[FoxGirl]

*, "All Your Base"* ha, I almost didn't check out the link. Excellent! :-)

[Protagoras]

Oh, everybody knows about that! ;)

So you are now ready to publicy deny that you have contacted anyone or been contacted by means other than a public ping concerning certain threads?

Remember, the others on that list will now know you are a liar if you deny it. Not that I think you really mind it if people know you lie, but some of the others pretend to be Christian and therefore have a problem with false witness.

[Joe Hadenuf]

Lets see, the Dell guy is in jail, yet as we speak, thousands of illegal aliens are entering out country, at will, routinely, with little risk.

[Willie Green]

Cute.

I think the appropriate response that is currently in vogue is "sweet".

[new cruelty]

LOL. Joe, its snowing in Philly and yet as we speak, thousands of illegal aliens are entering out country, at will, routinely, with little risk.