Posted on 02/08/2003 8:19:16 AM PST by P.O.E.
The right, unrestrained
Guys and dolls
Feb 6th 2003 | WASHINGTON, DC
From The Economist print edition
Conservatives, off their leash, are a frightening bunch
Do you wish that George Bush would quit pussyfooting around with the United Nations and simply march into Baghdad? Do you regard the recent tax cuts as nothing more than a prelude to the biggest chop of all, the abolition of the income tax? Do you wish that America would unleash Ariel Sharon?
You are not alone. Last weekend more than 4,000 conservative activists—1,700 of them college students—gathered in Arlington, Virginia, for the 30th annual meeting of the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC), the biggest audience the organisation has ever attracted. The delegates were pumped up and ready to do battle. They brimmed with hatred at the dastardly liberal establishment: grasping bureaucrats who want to steal your money; liberal professors who want to indoctrinate the young with “black Marxism” and teach them “how to be gay”; peaceniks who want to undermine the nation's will to defend itself. And they positively glowed with pleasure at the thought of another Republican victory in 2004.
Delegates crammed into a huge hall to hear Dick Cheney, Katherine Harris and other conservative heroes speak from a stage draped in red, white and blue and backed by 18 American flags. They listened to speeches on “Islam: religion of peace?”, “Myths, lies and terror: the growing threat of radical environmentalism” and “Hollywood needs adult supervision”. They wore “Fry Mumia” T-shirts (referring to a cop-killer who, for some reason, has become a cause célèbre for the left); held up posters saying “Give war a chance: peace through superior firepower”; sold badges saying “Fight crime—shoot back”; and purchased “Wipe out Saddam” lavatory paper. The Traditional Values Coalition offered the chance to fling beanbags at grotesque trolls called “Saddam Hussein”, “Hillary Clinton”, “the liberal media” and “the homosexual agenda”.
That said, for many fresh-faced men there was one love that dared speak its name. The exhibition hall was a temple of Bushophilia, from photographs of his inauguration for $175 to cups, hats, badges, key-rings and “Pray for him” T-shirts. You could even buy talking George Bush dolls that repeat his classic lines, such as, “We will not allow our enemies to hold our nation hostile.” With their hero on their pillow, the young right will spare nothing to keep him in the White House in 2004.
But love for Mr Bush has not blotted out their hatred for his predecessor. Anti-Clinton memorabilia was almost as popular as the pro-Bush sort. One of the most visited exhibits was for the Counter-Clinton Library. The proposed institution will be within walking distance of the Clinton Library in Little Rock, Arkansas, and will try to tell the story of the Clinton years as conservatives see it. Exhibits will include the Hillary Hall of Shame, the Clinton Casualties, the Grifters' Gallery and the Department of Domestic “Affairs”. The exit foyers will remind people how the Clintonites trashed the White House when they left. Dick Erickson, the man who thought up the counter-library, says that several people, including Dick Morris and Gary Aldrich, have already promised to donate material to it, and that money is flooding in from anti-Clinton activists.
Two other figures dominated the conference: Osama bin Laden and Saddam Hussein. Arab fanaticism now plays the same role for conservatives that Communism played until the fall of the Berlin Wall: it justifies both a vigorous foreign policy abroad and an ever-vigilant approach to potential subversives at home.
One activist stopped selling his “No Muslims = No terrorism” stickers when the vice-president's office complained. But there was no shortage of anti-Islamic ware: T-shirts mocking the idea that Islam is a religion of peace, mugs hinting that Islam is a new form of Nazism. A company called Decisive Action, proclaiming its devotion to “our conservative Judeo-Christian heritage”, sold water purifiers and body armour. “The police have it; the military have it; and now you have it.”
CPAC no doubt regarded the conference as a triumph. But surely the organisation missed one trick. Why hold the conference in Virginia, where conservatism is in the drinking water and liberal-baiting a sport? Next year, try Paris.
All depends on my work schedule & if FTH has perfected the art of cookin' up biscuits 'n gravy for the mornin' repast.
They do seem a tad surly these days...
"All depends on my work schedule..."
You've got a year to git yer schedule in place to take a coupla days off at the end of January '04...you'll really git a kick outta meeting all those conservatives in one place, and '04 promises to be a huge year fer conservative advancement and growth as we build up to the DemonRAT Massacre of November '04, when Dubyuh wins by a '84 Reagan-like Landslide and the GOP gains a filibuster-proof majority in the Senate!!
Plus, FTH says that the SecondAnnualFReeperSlumberParty will be EVEN BIGGER than this year's version!!
Awwwwwwww-RIGHT!!!!...MUD
That's how I read it.
To the left, truth = hate.
I thought that part read like an admission.
Well FTH can be forgiven for deprivin' us of a proper country breakfast as long as she keeps hittin' 'em outta the park as she's so adeptly doing here.
It appears that our friend is fryin' more than Mumia over on that thread. ;^)
Human nature. Wish I'd gotten to go to CPAC. Maybe next year.
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