France surrenders during military training exercise

Bob from accounting ^

[davetex]

The joys of frog bashing know no limits!

[Pyrion]

Corrected link.

[davetex]

Sorry

[Pyrion]

No offense intended. :)

[my right]

Somebody on another thread said that "fighting a war without the French is like going deer hunting without an acordion" . Don't remember who posted it but God you gotta love that guy.

[Larry Lucido]

The policy of of an immediate and unconditional surrender is not left up to chance as many would believe

That's so true. Last time they left it to chance, some Frenchmen didn't get the word and set up an underground resistance movement. Can't have that happening again.

[Red Dog #1]

Why do the French plant trees beside their roads? So the German soldiers can march in the shade.

I know it's a very old joke but I still laugh everytime I think of it.

[Eagle Eye]

It sounds as if the only casualties were those injured in the fight to see which side could surrender first.

[jigsaw]

And the Brits just knighted Chirac.

His official name is now Sir Render.

[DannyTN]

The German's held a similar excercise.

Unlike the French the German policy is that of practicing appeasement as a model for other nations. By setting the example they hope that other countries will do likewise when they again plan to try to take over the world.

In keeping with the German policy, all troops failed to show up for the excercize.

[DannyTN]

Sir Render, LOL

[MeekOneGOP]

[MeekOneGOP]

On a related note...

French PM: "It's Great to Be Collaborating with Germany Again!"

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Paris - French Prime Minister Jacques Chirac, in honor of France's agreement with Germany to undermine America's efforts in the War on Terror, took German Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder on a tour of sites in the French capital city that were visited by another German Chancellor, Adolf Hitler, during his famous Victory Tour of 1940.

"It's so nice to be collaborating with the Germans again," said Chirac during a press conference at the Versailles Palace outside of Paris. "I mean, it's not like there was any real resistance movement when Germany ruled us during World War II. And those black leather coats the Gestapo men wore. Simply to die for."

Most French citizens this reporter spoke with expressed their delight at being able to collaborate once again with the Germans. A recent poll conducted by the newspaper Le Figaro showed that 95.6% of all French people are hoping to be re-occupied by Germany within the next 12 months. The poll results also reveal that the vast majority of French women are especially looking forward to becoming the mistresses of German officers so that they can have sado-masochistic sex in exchange for silk stockings and extra rations.

"Damn those Americans anyway," said Chirac during a visit with Schroeder to the Klaus Barbie L'Ecole Superieure du Behaviour Criminale. "Everthing was going along just fine in 1944 and what did they go and do? Land at Normandy. Just like the Yanks, always butting their noses into other people's business. Well, we aren't going to take it lying down any more. This time we're going to surrender to Germany before the Germans have a chance to invade."

[MeekOneGOP]

From source link...

The Official Mint of France has created commemorative
statues of French surrenders throughout history.

[LantzALot]

They seem to have left out one step: after the surrender, they appeal to the U.S, citing L' histoire and Le gloire of France (along with references to Lafayette) to rescue them and pour billion$ into their country.

Oh -- and one more step: once they've got the money, kick the American bastards out.

[DugwayDuke]

PARIS--In a stunning reversal of policy, French President Jacques Chirac announced today that the French government will be supporting the 'War on Terror' after all. Five hundred soldiers from the elite Battalion du Specialistes d'Abandonnement of France's Armees de la Terre are preparing for movement to Iraq, where they will advise the Iraqi Republican Guards on their impending surrender to the American Armed Forces.

"Eet eez important to be haughty and insufferable when surrendering," said Colonel Philippe Marie-Jeane Yves-Montand Gauloise du Pepee, Commanding Officer of the Surrender Battalion, who has personally surrendered in countless battles dating back to Dien Bien Phu in 1954. "We French are world masters at surrendering, n'est ce pas? Not like you arrogant Americans, who never surrender. Ha! I spit on your feelthy American victories!"

President Chirac also announced that his government will be sending 3000 advisors from the elite Force du Collaborateurs Francaise to assist the Iraqis in avidly collaborating with the Americans, while pretending to be part of a non-existent resistance movement.

[CWOJackson]

LOL! Excellent.

[gitmo]

I hope they were able to finish the FREs first.

Frogs Ready to Eat.

[AnAmericanMother]

I hate to be fussy, but that looks more like a Wehrmacht tanker than a French soldier. . . .

Here's an example of the correct uniform. (Note the kneeling posture):

Maybe they couldn't find a miniature of any French soldier after the Napoleonic era (plenty of those though).

[gitmo]

That was humblegunner.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/838349/posts#3