Posted on 02/01/2003 5:15:05 AM PST by logic101.net
AN EXPLANATION OF TOM DASHOLE FOR DEMOCRATS 2/1/03 MARK A SITY
Ok folks, this is a radical departure of form for me. However, I wanted to do something on a democrat voter lever; on a level they should be able to understand. I was inspired to do this by Mrs. Bush's cancellation of a poetry session at the White House, and the fact that so many poets are left wing Socialists who idealize Sadam and Iraq. However after pre-writing some of this in my head it seems it is better than a poem, given that I am writing this for Liberal voters. It is more of a nursery rhyme, just about the level that liberal voters can understand. I just hope that this isn't too advanced for most of them.
TOMMY BOY
Tommy Boy, oh Tommy Boy why do you whine? They took away my position, but it's mine, mine, mine!
Tommy Boy, oh Tommy Boy why the switch, when it comes to Iraq? There is a Bush in the White House, we cannot attack!
Tommy Boy, oh Tommy Boy why is it Bush that you hate? He took away my power, and I'm meant to be great, great, great!
Tommy Boy, oh Tommy Boy do you remember when we were attacked? Yes, but what does that have to do with Iraq?
Tommy Boy, oh Tommy Boy do you realize, that Sadam has a plane in which he trains? I care not what he does when he trains with his planes.
Tommy Boy, oh Tommy Boy why do tax cuts you deplore? It's taxing and spending that's what I adore.
Tommy Boy, oh Tommy Boy why is it ok, for Sadam to torture those who detract? I admire the will of the leaders of Iraq.
Tommy Boy, oh Tommy Boy, are you corrupt? Me, heaven's no, I just love to obstruct!
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MARK A SITY
LOL! You're right. The nursery rhyme is correct but above democRATs' comprehension. Theirs is not a reasoned stance but a religious one.
democRATs know they are better than everyone because they are democRATs. They know they are always right because they are democRATs. But even when truth is expressed in nursery rhyme meter they won't think about it.
After all, thinking makes their heads hurt.
South Dakota. And deep in occupied territory!
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