[In The Defense of Liberty]

Hoo, boy, that Sharpton guy sure can pull a crowd! Captions, anyone?

[Pelham]

The Reverend Al addresses the NYPD Benevolent Association:

"Hey! C'mon, that Tawana Brawley thing was nothing personal..."

[ZOOKER]

"Excuse me while I whoop this out..."

[Obscure movie quiz - anyone know what I'm talking about?]

[Happy2BMe]

[aruanan]

Caption this photo!! (Sharpton)

Al talking to the people who care.

[Sally II]

"You've all supported me in the past. But now I need you all to support me with your wallets. If everyone of you would donate just $100,000 to my presidental campaign . . . hey, where'd everyone go?"

I'm translating, of course. He's Ebonics is kind of hard for the untrained ear to understand.

[Nateman]

Dam b*tch set me up!

[Nateman]

What if you tried to protest a war and nobody came?

[Pompah]

"I SAY. CAN I HEAR AN AMEN.!!

Do I hear an amen brother.

How come I don't hear nuthing.?

[bray]

"I would like everyone for coming to the Iowa kick-off of the AL SHARPTON '04 organizin committee. Ah, sista? There is room up here in FRONt. Juz put that mop and bucket in the corner and come on up. Have y'ever been a chairperson befoe??"

Pray for GW and the Troops

[Palladin]

Hey, bro's...who let the dogs out? And where they gone?

[Grampa Dave]

Sharpie talks to the non racist Rat Senators!

[DaBroasta]

Al Sharpton speaks to his white supporters in the democrat party.

[b4its2late]

"It's okay Tawana, you can move up here. There's plenty of room down front."

[Dick Bachert]

"I can't tell you how pleased I am to have been invited to keynote the opening of the Bill Clinton Library, Porno Book Store and Dry Cleaners, Inc."

[MindBender26]

Living Proof Listerine and Breath Mints Don't Always Work

[MindBender26]

Since A Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Waste, 2000 Young Invited Black Men Stay Away To Avoid Wasting Theirs.

[Marauder]

"We was building empires while white folks was livin' in caves. We invented math and physics long before them Greek homos ever got around to it."
(Actual Al Sharpton utterance.)

[Our man in washington]

"To the many black people over the years that I've actually helped..."

[Optimist]

In an attempt to avoid the appearance of candidate peference,
DNC leaders turn out for Al Sharpton's campaign kickoff rally
disguised as straight-backed chairs.