Short History of Modern Germany

GermanBabies

[GermanBabies]

1871 - Bismark founds modern Germany.
1890 - Bismark sacked, warmonger Wilhelm II takes direct control.
1914 - Germany starts World War I
1914-1918 - Germany kills millions upon millions of people.
1917 - Germany force peace loving Americans to enter war.
1918 - Germany loses World War I.
1920's - Germans try democracy.
1933 - Germans reject democracy, allow Hitler to take power.
1939 - Germany starts World War II.
1939-1945 - Germany kills millions upon millions of people.
1941 - Germany force peace loving Americans to enter war.
1945 - Germany loses World War II.
1946 - Germans whine about lack of food, America gives billions in food aid to feed them.
1947 - Germans whine about crappy economy, America gives billions in Marshall Plan aid to rebuild German economy.
1948-1949 - America puts ass on line and risk WW3 to save a few Berliners from Soviet hordes.
1949 - Federal Republic of Germany (West Germany) established.
1950's - America spends billions to defend West Germany from Soviet hordes.
1950's - German 'economic miracle' occurs while America keeps watch on Soviet hordes.
1955 - NATO formed to protect West Germany from Soviet hordes.
1960's - America spends billions to defend West Germany from Soviet hordes.
1960's - German students protest war in Vietnam and American civil rights.
1963 - American President John Kennedy makes "Ich bin ein Berliner" speech.
1970's - America spends billions to defend West Germany from Soviet hordes.
1970's - Germans form the marxist terrorist group Red Army Faction (RAF).
1970's - Leftist German guerrillas burn, loot, and plunder much of West Germany.
1980's - America spends tens of billions to defend West Germany from Soviet hordes.
1980's - German leftist bitch about Pershing II missles.
1987 - American President Ronald Reagan makes "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall" speech.
1989 - Gorbachev tears down Berlin Wall.
1990 - German Reunification.
1990's - America spends tens of billions to defend Germany from Islamic hordes.
1990's - Germany stands by as ethnic cleasing occurs in Balkans.
1993 - Germany joins European Union.
1995 - Americans send troops to Bosnia as Germans watch from the sidelines.
1997 - Germans finally send troops to Bosnia.
1998 - Hardline, left-of-left socialist come to power under Gerhard Schroeder.
1999 - American's lead air war to save Kosovo as Germans watch from the sidelines.
2001 - Schroeder offers solidarity to America after 9/11 attacks.
2002 - Schroeder bashes America to distract voters during election campaign.
2003 - Germany sees rise in anti-americanism after several decades of poor treatment from America.

[GermanBabies]

>1st Germany did not start WWI it started when Russia decided to protect the Serbs from the consequences of harboring terrorist groups. Then the French wouldn't declare there commitment to neutrality making it clear that if the Wehrmarcht moved east they were going to attempt a grab of Alsace-Lorraine. Britain got involved when Belgium, which Britain always worries about historically was invaded( the Kaiser did stupidly decide to build a fleet, shoulda listened to Bismarck and kept on good terms with the British).


Yes technically world war one started in Serbia. However Germany wanted war and used the situation in the Balkans to begin war against France and Russia. German was going to start a war soon whether the Balkan situation occured or not.

[Cyber Liberty]

You signed up just today to regale us with this?

[Cyber Liberty]

BTW...I was unclear: I like the article!

[GermanBabies]

>I refuse to try to educate every anti-German idiot on FR >who learned history from Marvel Comics and re-runs of F->Troop.

Unfortunately the substance of my first post can't be challanged. If bringing up the fact that Kosovo was a bad war is the best you can do then you are basically admitting my post is right. Answer these questions:

Has Germany over the last 100 years killed millions upon millions of people in aggressive wars?

Did America offer billions in food and economic aid to save Germany from third world status?

Did America spend huge amounts of money protecting Germany from Soviet hordes?

Did millions of American GI's give years of the lives on garrison duty in crappy towns across West Germany?

Did a large left wing movement appear in West Germany that worked to undermine the Amerian position in Europe?

Did the German public try to stop the 'cowboy' Reagan from ending the cold war with a show of strength?

Did the Germans sit on their hands while genocide occured only a few hundred miles away?

Did Germany only get involved in the Balkans after Americans first stepped into the mess?

America has done a lot for Germany... What has Germany done for America???

[PsyOp]

ROTFLMAO!!! Even if one or two points are debatable, it's a well done parody.

[PsyOp]

OK guys - stop already!!! I'm cramping up from continuous laughter!

[VeniVidiVici]

Every time some flag-waving maniac gets the bug for international adventurism, one phrase comes to mind, "Remember the Maine."

Yes, let's hope there is "Peace in our time".

[GermanBabies]

bump, spread the rapid anti-germanism