‘Human shields’ to leave for Baghdad

Star Publications (Malaysia) ^ | Friday, January 24, 2003

[jedi150]

‘Human shields’ to leave for Baghdad

LONDON: Some 50 people opposed to a war in Iraq plan to leave for Baghdad tomorrow in a double-decker bus to act as “human shields” in the country, organizers said Wednesday.

At a Downing Street demonstration the previous day, the protestors, mostly British and US citizens, left a list of sites where they plan to install themselves in the hope of averting a military strike on Baghdad.

“We have given Tony Blair a list of names of the people who will be going and the locations where we will be deployed,” said Ken O'Keefe, a former US Marine and Gulf War veteran, and an organizer.

“Officially, it is now known that Tony Blair has been notified that UK and US citizens are going to be in harm's way and will be killed by our own governments if they go ahead with this war, as they appear determined to do,” said O'Keefe, who renounced his US citizenship in protest of US foreign policy. – AFP

[Wondervixen]

Yeah, Harris knows what it takes to be a man...He's pretty sure he played one once.

[El Sordo]

From their itinerary:

Itinerary (subject to change based on the war agenda)
1. 25th January

LAUNCH & 1st pick up point
London (chose where when you are there)
09-14.00 hrs

en route to Lille and Paris - exact times to be announced

2. 26th January

Promo & pick up 09-13.oo in Lille

13-15.00 en route to Brussels

-snip-

12-14.00 hrs visit dachau

-snip-

On their way to supporting a murderous dictator who advocates the destruction of Israel and the slaughter of Jews, they will visit Dachau...

What are they planning to do? Piss on the place?

[laurav]

12-14.00 hrs visit dachau

Are you serious? Where did you get this itinerary? Oh, they are delusional. Their thought process probably goes something along the lines of the Holocaust only happened because there was war... not at all that Hitler wouldn't have stopped until he killed every Jew on the planet and it was only war that stopped him.

Any other sites they're visiting?

[Sir Francis Dashwood]

OMG!!! THAT'S FUNNY, STILL LOL!!! DAMN HIPPIES, CAN'T EVEN AFFORD A PLANE TICKET!! LOL!!

They will turn back when they run out of weed...

[dogbrain]

"...then dash post-haste for that double-decker and frantically
advise the driver to get the he!! out of Dodge..."

That might be even better.
A bus full of these dorks hauling ass outta the target area might
look like something else to an IR camera or forward observer.

"....lasing the target now..."

"....target aquired..."

[goodseedhomeschool]

:) IF WE TIME IT JUST RIGHT, WE CAN GET THEM AND SADDAMN ALL IN ONE CLEAN SWOOP. IT SURE WON'T HURT MY FEELINGS TO HAVE A FEW LESS FOAMING AT THE MOUTH, COMMUNIST REACTIONISTS-LIBERALS AROUND.

[goodseedhomeschool]

LOL. NEWS REPORT:..HUMAN SHEILDS THROW SELF IN FRONT OF MISSILE, SAYING "THERE, THAT SHOULD STOP EM"., LOL LOL LOL

[truth_seeker]

"OMG!!! THAT'S FUNNY, STILL LOL!!! DAMN HIPPIES, CAN'T EVEN AFFORD A PLANE TICKET!! LOL!!"

They better not get caught in Turkey, smoking (Libertarian) 'whackey tabackey.'

Remember the film "Midnight Express."

Wouldn't it be a laugh if the Turks let them enter, only to arrest them and hold them for, oh just a few years, as suspected drug smugglers?

Would the CIA plant a few kiles of hashish on their bus? War is strange, and not for agressive, naive fools.

[Bernard]

How long does it take for a bus to go from London to Iraq? If they get there and the war is over, should we send them directions to North Korea?

[INSENSITIVE GUY]

I hope they are the first to GET IT and i want the satisfaction of seeing it on live tv.

[Just mythoughts]

They are afraid to fly. Saddam might shoot them down.

[El Sordo]

Their itinerary: http://www.uksociety.org/ (click on "planned route")

I thought about it last night and am now wondering if I wasn't just flying off the handle. They may be plannig to only visit the town of Dachau. If anything, I'd probably be inclined to bet good money that none of them even know there was a concentration camp there.

[JAWs]

"Na-na-na-nah! Na-na-na-nah! Hey, hey hey... Goodbeye!

[BOBTHENAILER]

You should round up everyone of these Mossad double Moles and shoot them.

Just got back into town, fired up the computer and what do I see?

My ol buddy Dave has somehow gotten his hands on a "Top Secret" email that just might be one of the more brilliant psyops ever devised by the Mossad.

ROFLMAO....I hope the soddomite takes your advice seriously.

[Grampa Dave]

Uncle Soddomite needs to be warned that everyone of these so called Human Shields is a Mossad plant now working for the CIA. They all have a disease which is terminal, and they want to do one good thing before saying "Adios"!

That good thing is help target the WMD's, command centers and other targets of opportunities in Iraq including Uncle Soddomite.

They have had GPS locating senders/transponders implanted in their bodies that are inert and not seen by X Rays.

These GPS transponders will be triggered shortly after they are all gathered around the WMD targets. Then our planes will just drop our smart bombs right on these brave Mossad agents.

Some will trigger their transponders early to enable our thousands of cruise missiles waiting for that signal. That will be the final act of bravery by these brave Mossad agents.

Uncle Soddomite should round up every

[BOBTHENAILER]

They have had GPS locating senders/transponders implanted in their bodies that are inert and not seen by X Rays.

These GPS transponders will be triggered shortly after they are all gathered around the WMD targets. Then our planes will just drop our smart bombs right on these brave Mossad agents.

This is series dave, but don't you think we better be a little quiet about this? I mean, if there were, say, some really sharp Iraqi agents lurking on FR, they just might get smart and try and pre-emptively eliminate theses valiant suicide bomb guiders.

If we're not careful, they could be shot, one by one, as they step off the planes in Iraq.

[BOBTHENAILER]

As soon as they stop breathing, a fail safe mechanism triggers the GPS transponder, which could result in a few Tomahawk Missiles coming in a little early

A simple but brilliant strategy.

Your sign should be displayed worldwide.

[Grampa Dave]

Well if Uncle Soddomite has a live brain cell left, he will not allow these Mossad/Cia agents, pretending to be Human Shields, waste much Iraqi Oxygen.

[desertcry]

This is great news for the Taxpayers. This will save millions of dollars in court cost to convict these saddam loving traitors.